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Wait, they can?

>>37983433
no OP is an idiot. passwords are encoded in the database. there would be way more password leaks if that were true

>>37983982
No they can see it. That why you never put a racial slur there

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no, youre retarded, it happens all the time

>>37983401
There was one black tard(down syndrome) in my elementary school and one Arab one at my mosque. I think it's because tards in general are rare so you'll only see ones of the main population/demographic

>>37983344
/r9k deep down has accepted that the male role is one of worshipping and the female, to be worshipped.

Woman hate threads is a cry for help that a man partakes in when he has no woman that allows him to worship her

>>37983344
>Where have all the woman hate threads gone?
are they not allowed anymore?
is hating women not allowed anymore?

>>37983405
Fuck off roastie whore, nobody asked for your opinion.

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This shit here, don't even bother with the full dojinshi

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>>37983314
I don't know what it was about it that seemed so enticing at the time.

Would a jar of peanut butter and a condom feel good?

>>37983280
No, I did it for a month and the only effect it had on me was just being hornier

Im happier jerking it once a day

no.
porn might be bad, but releasing semen, with a girl or by yourself, will not negatively affect your physical or mental health

>>37983280
No. People on antidepressants lose all desire to fap. They go months - years without fapping. You don't see them getting better, do you? The ones that claim to pretend that antidepressants helped them are either shills or just a placebo. Some end up even killing themselves because that magic pill didn't work.

Do you post this same thread everyday? At least use different pictures.

>>37983297

Literally my first visit to r9k in two years, maybe the idea is catching on?

>>37983315
Two years yeah right
And i am black.

>>37983233
>this might be my only chance at a gf
Leave her alone, you jerrk. Grow up some more and try again.

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Tell her she's the only person you've ever had. That this is the first time you've felt real and honest affection from a girl, and because of that, you'd never backstab her or leave her in the dust.

>>37983292
literally don't do this

you are not alone anon
sometimes im sitting down when it starts and makes me feel anxious and depressed af

>>37983219
>tfw the T is getting better after i stopped taking ibuprofen

hoo, I was worried there for a while

I don't hear ringing but instead I constantly hear hoots from an owl

depends, are you HIV positive? and are you unattractive? if you answer yes to either of them, don't try.
Otherwise idfk desu

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Why turn your friend gay when you can just be gay with me, desu?

*upvotes*

As for your question, just suck his dick by force.

In which capacity do you mean? As a boyfriend ?

I do my best to be a good friend first.

Beta males take them seriously and see women as equals

As a 5'4" overweight, androgynous faced man, I think I know the feeling very well.
It's an incredibly shitty feeling, people younger than me look down on me as if I was their younger sibling because I'm short. My face combined with my height make me seem like a kid or a girl, and I'm overweight so I'm pitied by everyone.

There's no winning. Even if I lost weight, I'd just be a fucking twink.

Tell them the truth. Ghosting is for faggots.

Tell them your depression is acting up and you are having problems so you won't be online for a while. Bonus from using this strategy is that you can go back to them if you are ever desperate and lonely enough to need company.

>>37983140
This is some expert level shit.

(cont)
>get message from a weedbro the next confirming what high me suspected
>whale is thirsty af
>cant blame weed bro, he's just trying to get me laid
>get number but never text
>find out from friend whale took a picture of me
>go on her vsco on insta, theres a fucking picture of me high (!!!)
>just me fucking sitting
>creeped out to the fucking max
>is this some sort of roastie whale ritual, claim a male as their own by taking a picture?
>i know i sound like a little faggot bitch about this but this was after the whole paranoid high

(cont)
>week later
>get invited to go to another weedbro party
>hell fucking yeah
>work sucks over the summer, looking forward to having a good time
>cant wait to chill with weedbros again
>wait all week for the party
>day of, wait all day
>cant go right away, have to help the family with some stuff, but eventually im able to leave
>about 2 hours after the party starts i leave to go to it
>get a snapchat from a weedbro
>its him with the whale
>sperg the fuck out
>i remember my paranoid high
>nope the fuck out
>end up not going to the party, no explanation to any weedbros

i feel bad about blowing the weedbros off, and i dont know how to make this fucking whale go away so i can chill for the rest of the summer i need advice

>>37983056
>>37983066
>>37983081

Literally all you have to do is tell that fat bitch you're not interested if she keeps hitting on you. Plain and simple.

It's old news. She can do as she desires.

Garret did nothing wrong.

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>>37983003
please dont post this anymore. I start sweating just by looking at that picture

The people who fed him stupid delusions, encouraging him to embarrass himself in public, just for advertising.

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>blonde
That's a tough one.

>wanting a blonde gf
what a fucking pleb

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you use your big white boy butt to lure them away

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Wow anon. A few MONTHS being a NEET? Woah that's pretty extreme.. I hope you will be okay, bud.

>>37982943
what was the job? You might be able to get a big raise out of your boss. Try it.

What was your job and what did you do that made you miserable?