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Alright robot. Enough roastie hate, gay hate, black hate and normie hate. This is our board, not theirs. So how do we turn r9k into a board of robot positivity? I just want to see my fellow robots prosper and be happy in this world. Any ideas would be welcomed.
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>>37984309
>I just want to see my fellow robots prosper and be happy in this world.
Impossible. The path to happiness is literally "improving yourself". The problem is that the people here don't want to change, and any kind of genuine advice gets shouted down, because "Chad will still have it better than me" and "all women are whores REEEEEEE".
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>>37984309
You do most of the people here are either retards or semi-normans. Literally all you need to do is fix finances, lift weights, think about what you want. Some dumb nigger on the internet isn't going to walk me through fixing my life.
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>>37984434
even if I improved myself, I'll never have a gf
What would it take for you femanons to date an Asian guy like me?
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But I don't look like that at all.
I'm cute. Cute!
Not interested in dating desu, I'm emotionally not interested.
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>you
>Tsukasa Fushimi
>you
pls kil ur self op
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Get cut and we'll talk, I hate wormies
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Here's a thread where I post some of these things
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Here is one of these things
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>>37984291
that writing style in the image is annoying
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Here is another thing
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If you knew what kind of life you would be living before you conceived, would you still make a deliberate choice to be born?
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yes, just to take the drugs and then whatever happens happens
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Nah. I'd terminate myself. This is a dog's life.
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>>37984277
Fuck no, are you insane?
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day86
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>>37984274
I wouldn't exactly call your sunglasses cool
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>>37984274
you gonna celebrate at all when you get to 100 kakyouins?
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These are good threads anon don't stop
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Why wouldn't you choose to fuck a girl with blue hair if you had the chance?
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she makes bad decisions and probably has herpes or some shit
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>>37984236
Pastel green pls
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>>37984236
I would, but only if she was skinny like your pic. any hambeasts are a no-go.
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Can i get invited to a discord that isn't dead but not too big like that bee one whatever its called.
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Go home chas
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>>37984126
discord shit?
try >>>/b/
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Tfw op doesn't like my server
;-;
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Did I do good?
Oregeno communt
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>>37984087
Is this really how people talk to each other?
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good god she is ugly
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>>37984087
>haha I love nigger memes
>me too LOL XD
McFuckingKillYourself
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Well, robots? What do you have to say for yourself?
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>she wants someone less than 10 inches
Well I have just the thing for you.
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>>37984069
At least one of my hobbies doesn't involve posting about male genitalia online. Shit dude, get a grip.
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How will I attract Chad otherwise?
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So I recently quit smoking, but every morning I now wake up with jizz in my pants. How do I stop cumming in my sleep?
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You live beeeee yoyrself
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>>37984080
this
>>37984057
shower in the morning?
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>>37984057
actually is not jizz, but pre-seminal fluid, and it has nothing to do with smoking. people say that jerking off before going to bed helps with that. good luck
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My piece of shit dad owes me $2195 and it is taking him forever to pay me back. I am about to go berserk and put a bullet in his brain because he's taking forever to pay me back. I'm so stressed and mad right now. Why do poor people breed? I hate my fucking dad.
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>>37984007
Why did you loan your dad $2195?
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>>37984007
tell him it now has interest and use his bad loan history against him when he come crawling back. Probably all spent towards drug money anyway.
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>>37984075
I'm about to get a hammer and break his entire car
piece of shit he is
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My grandfather died and I found exactly 943 bitcoins in the bottom of his computer. I will never have to work again, although I never worked before anyway. I'm moving to Hilton Head, Georgia, but before I do I want to help my fellow robot bros. Post your wallet and a picture of your feet and I'll try to help you out. I'm ONLY giving bitcoins to suicidal NEETS that HAVE LITERAL SEVERE AUTISM.
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>>37984000
nice trips
too bad it wasn't the pedo-rich-uncle post
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>>37984000
>grandfather
>bitcoin
pick one
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How does one "find" Bitcoin out of nowhere
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years, /r9k/?
original
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>>37983956
Same shitty job, alone and unhappy
Also girl all the way on the right is the best choice
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>>37983956
StilI on this board.
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>>37984097
>girl on far right
>not girl on far left
pleb
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Stonerbots how do i go about purchasing weed. How do i know where to buy it. How do i not get shanked by a nigger and instead buy from someone chill like James Franco in pineapple express?
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How old are you and where do you live? If you're not underage rubbery& and live in Canada, get a green card. Easiest thing, all you have to do is tell your doctor you've had insomnia, depression or anxiety and you will be prescribed to high quality medically grown weed in legal dispensaries
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>>37983901
find somebody who sells dope and get some weed and some dope from them.
dope is fucking good
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>>37984183
22, North Carolina. I think medical weed is legal here
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Crying emoticon.
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Kill yourself Tumblr faggot. This is /r9k/ not your pitiful Reddit thread, nigger.
You're fucking gay.
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>>37983939
What makes you think you've any jurisdiction over me or what I post? You're irrelevant, not mention it's best to ignore what you hate, right? Quit wasting your time, that is unless you're fixated on me for whatever reason. Wouldn't blame you. Heh. No need to push your insecurities on me though.
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>>37983899
This show is utter retardation. Fuck it and its fanbase desu.