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/sft/ terhead brcua cotrena ntoi marnk iry tofdy
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Please be my /sft/ friend, OP.
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>>37985061
okeay wat iehs ur perofil
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wehy is sefset soe dead
So, if a girl can't find any one that wants to have sex with her is she beyond all hope?
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>>37984765
I don't think there are really that many girls that would ever have that issue.
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>>37984765
There would have to be something seriously wrong with a girl that she couldn't find a single guy to fuck her. Some guys will fuck anything.
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>>37984765
Another 400 pounder eh? You still have a chance I think.
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Do you miss 2015?
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Not particularly.
Was there something that happened for you in that year, OP?
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I miss 2004
Last time I had a hearty laugh.
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>>37984754
time is relative to the observer
and no
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Ugh, Anon why are you so ugly and weird?
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Why do you feel the need to post this image and trigger the insecurity of robots?
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>>37984878
The idea behind this meme is that it puts you on the spot and makes you think of a response quickly.
That's the idea. It's been kind of used and abused, I don't really know what the point of this thread is.
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>>37984740
Damn, I thought I was just ugly.
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>oneitis cant date me cause shes STILL in love with a dead guy
ITS HAS BEEN 4 YEARS DAMMIT, IAM STILL LESS THAN A DEAD GUY
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
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>>37984726
Obviously she's into dead guys, so you should kill yourself
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>>37984726
It's just her excuse for not dating you. In reality, she doesn't like you. Move on.
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>>37985867
/thread
or
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Leave some lyrics in your reply, but please try to make it rhyme.
Roll a 69 and you have to rap the whole thread
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LONG DAYS, SHORT YEARS
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>>37984737
I HAVE WATER IN MY EARS
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I STORE STUPID HOES' TEARS
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Wheb did you realize discord servers are a fucking joke 2017-06-27 02:00:59 Post No.37984709
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Wheb did you realize discord servers are a fucking joke
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2017-06-27 02:00:59
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>join a server
>billion fucking channels that break up the discussion and makes it hard to follow things
>billion fucking bots that get spammed repeatedly
>attention whores trying to get everyones attention
>everyone obsessing over any females in the server
>if your not a member of the server during its early conception, good luck having to worm your way into the group because your not a oldfag active poster
>billion fucking lurkers who dont post and mute the server yet stick around anyway
>try to get people together in voice to play some vidya, all they want to play is overwatch and csgo
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>>37984709
I hate clique shit so pretty quickly
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Haven't joined one yet because they seem kinda memey, but I thought about it cause I have no friends. Is it a bad idea?
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>joining public server
this is your last mistake
>invite all my trans friends and anyone trans who's nice into a server
>comfiest server i've been in
>finally ruin it with my autism
>other transgirl remakes it
>stay in her discord for a while before i autism and leave it
>remake server
>a bunch of trannies don't migrate so this server is basically all babytrans flirting
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Who still goes on this site?
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me. hello i am a chronic masturbating, pot-smoking, videogame playing loser who enjoys the works of benjamin rush and sympathizes with both robots and SJW's. i wish i played more guitar.
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I don't even know at this point but they're the only people who talk to me
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>>37984928
Soon enough i hope
Got cheated on again today.
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Go to /soc/? /adv/?
Congratulations? I don't see what you want from /r9k/ by showing your superiority.
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You had a gf? Gtfo normie
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>gf
GTFO DISGUSTING NORMIE
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Robbie Rotten Actor has Stage 4 Terminal Cancer 2017-06-27 01:55:24 Post No.37984585
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Robbie Rotten Actor has Stage 4 Terminal Cancer
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I didnt want to have to break this news but it seems nobody else here has acknowledged it.
This man has given us so much but has asked for so little.
There is a go fund me page dedicated to his treatment and family that you can find easily if you wish to contribute.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.wetheunicorns.com/news/robbie-rotten-cancer-final-stages/amp/
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>>37984585
I appreciate your thread but why would I fund the treatment of terminal cancer?
it's terminal
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Looks like Robbie isrotting
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>his wife disclosed this
Why do people think they can just do this?
Isn't that for him to deal with? How can you do that to a person in such a terrible situation?
It doesn't compare but my mom told our entire family I had been diagnosed with depression after I said she shouldn't tell anyone. Now I have literally nobody to confide anything to. It's horrible. He married and had kids with this person. What a stab in the back.
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salutations fellow posters of r9k!
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I wasn't going to reply but I'm trying to reply to all the threads that aren't about women to try to salvage /r9k/
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>>37984690
i am grateful!
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>>37984573
thairs sumthing awf abowt u. im gunna kneed two c yor rohbot creedenchils
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>stop smoking weed
>life becomes incredibly boring
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>>37984547
You didn't do enough drugs while you were a stoner.
When I quit smoking weed it wasn't even a choice, shit gets so fucking crazy all you want is some stability.
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Thats why you started smoking in the first place. Get more immediately
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>>37984547
Does it ever end robots? Will I have sober fun once again? Thx
I AM HUMAN AND l NEED TO BE LOVED
JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE DOES
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>>37984513
the smiths are gay
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there have been so many song lyrics threads using all caps I can't tell if this is one of them
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>>37984513
Get a dog
orgdfaf
>be me
>a couple months ago
>cuddle in bed with gf for first time
>holyfuckkk.html
>just have my arms around her
>soon get idea to slowly move hand to her breast
>grab her breast
>"anon... do you like that?"
>uhh yes
>"Good, because I like it when you do that.
>dick gets hard
>she moves her ass a bit against my crotch
>boner is at maximum
>"I can feel your dick anon, are you horny?"
>yes yes yes
>"do you want to do it with me?"
>too scared to say yes
>"Okay, we can keep doing this then."
>feel bad for saying no
>keep on doing same thing
>eventually get under her bra and fiddle around with her nips
>she softly moans
>boner is too massively hard
>still don't fuck still however
>do cuddling meme a couple more times
>never fuck
>we break up a month after
FUCK FUCK FUCK IM RETARDED WHY DIDN'T I FUCK I'M GOING TO BE A PATHETIC VIRGIN FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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>not moving her hand down to rub your crotch
>not rubbing hers
smdh
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>>37984406
Hey, you had a gf. I've never had one.
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Thats omega status
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How do l get my life back on track?
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not by remaining on this particular website
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>>37984419
Best advice given on r9k I've ever seen
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There is no track