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>>39484039
i always dab the tip after shaking desu

>>39484039
There isn't really a lot of room in the tiny slit opening of our dickheads for fluid.

If we were supposed to wipe after we pee wouldn't urinals have tp rolls?

>>39484039
I always do a little wipe. Don't know why. It just feels weird not to.

>>39483991
Drumpf won't even do anything to stop Kim. War is off.

>>39484046


that pussy,

Make Nuclear Wars Great Again

MNWGA

>>39483991
Can NK nukes even reach the US?
Plus if they actually go through with it they can kiss their asses goodbye. The US has allies, and nobody likes NK

Nihilism and misanthropy.

Even though I've pretty much totally overcome my social anxiety, I'm still socially retarded and don't know how to talk to women. I'm not even that unattractive either.

I also have pretty much no social life, live with my parents at 22, and don't make a whole lot of money.

>>39483975
Type 1 diabetes mainly. I'd also had anxiety but I could fix that. Nothing has impacted my life quite like this shitty illness though. Here's hoping someday there's a cure.

>>39483970
>pro-union playlist
explain pls

>>39484001
bunch of old IWW hymns and some billy bragg

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>Bourgeoisie claimed """natural rights""" over the means of production

wtf

Why dont women suffer?

Most women don't have to try for secks. They get horny and message some relatively attractive person thats been barking up their tree awhile. Boom, easy. When you're socially void, typing in pornhub is far easier than laboring a fuckbuddy for the night. Just my take though.

>>39484115
You hit the nail in the head senpai

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heres a picture of her face in addition

looks like a much hotter version of my ex.

>>39483946
You're a cuck for sharing your gf with us.

>>39483940
Why are you such a faggot?

This can't be original

When will you be hanging yourself?

When will you let me fuck your ass?

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>>39483895

What's your point, Anon? What are you trying to do here?

>>39483895
trap beats are extremely repetitive and easy to make, just look up any lame tutorial

lol it's not nearly as hard as you think it is. just
>pirate FL Studio
>pirate Purity (VST)
>pirate Nexus (VST)
>download free drumkits from reddit.com/r/drumkits
>watch a few hours worth of free youtube tutorials
>study https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_pFsc5bruE and try to recreate it

>>39483878
I'll double my fap to compensate for the deficit you're creating
go team

>>39483878
I started yesterday so i guess i'll go with you buddy

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>>39483878
Hell I'll take you up on it anon. Here we go again.

>>39483834
It's about time shit happened.
Fuck

>>39483986
If singles they launch missiles in "retaliation".

>>39483834
Then the slum empire that is North Korea will finally see a regime change

>>39483815
Kill yourself first faggot

Kys srs

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who are you trying to kill and why

Seek psychological help, something is very wrong

>>39483804
>2000% gaming rig
You fucked up neet. Sageoliolio.
(also I destroy you at CSGO and I play casually)

>>39483804
>2000%
NEET intelligence everyone

I'm retired at age 27 after being one of the first 100 employees at a certain well known tech company and cashing in stock options. I make 200k a year passive income, own a 5000sq ft house overlooking a lake in a gated community, and can travel anywhere I want anytime I want. There's a difference between not needing to work and having freedom. But yeah enjoy your gaming computer lol

>>39483774
What app is that and how horny are you?

Why oh why would you do this to yourself?

>>39483835
The name of the app is Stopfap and a very fucking horny but I've learned to control it.

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>>39483766
"I've never had a girlfriend, never had sex, and never had a true friend."

>>39483856
hehe so?

>>39483766
I did nofap....
FOR 1 DAY

A common symptom of ingesting too much idealized fiction

>>39483764
I've always thought about it, but you can't reasonably do it and still maintain your everyday faculties at logical levels. You're always going to take a large hit somewhere or multiple moderately sized ones. I would love to be an author, but that first starts with getting my "paper keys" which is a rather useless degree (English) otherwise (outside of teaching, which is cool), but now I have to also do a ton of research and read literal hundreds of books to develop my own style and niche without impeding on others. Hours and hours of this before writing dozens of revisions just to possibly get published some day, probably skipped out on meals, still single. It's just not worth it, so I do it as a hobby and continue with life as "normal." I allow myself to keep that dream alive and play with the idea now and again (I write a few pages every week for fun) and it keeps me occupied mentally.

Now if I were born with an innate skill at literature, it would be a totally different story, but unless you're the rare 1% of the population that has a near limitless amount of drive and motivation, if you're not "born with it", it's probably best to move on.

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>>39483764
>Tfw I'll never be a kamikaze.
The only thing close to kamikaze where I live is Jihad and I'm not religious. Feels bad.