Heads up, guys... a woman doesn't actually LIKE to be creampied. We do it because we want to make you come, and feel like it's a bonding experience maybe. But that cum has to go somewhere, and it's usually leaking into our panties or down our leg in a few hours, and it's nasty. All things being equal, we'd be happy with you having a great orgasm into a condom or with very little actual cum involved.
I personally will swallow my bf's load any day. Hell, I'll even do anal, since that will come out when I want it to. Having a leaking mess in my pussy, which I take very good care of, isn't something I look forward to at all.
Just ask your girIfriend. We usually solve it with just dealing with another tampon day.
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Chalk another one up for traps.
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>Just ask your girlfriend
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>>37992339
No one realIy cares
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>tfw this board doesn't feel like r9k anymore
I want summer to end
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this board would become substantially better and have some semblance to pre 2013 r9k if phoneposting was banned
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>>37992308
at this point it's eternal summer here
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>>37992477
This. Plus no more gay/trap/roastie threads.
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Why do so many people online claim to "know a lot about psychology"?
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>>37992229
Because it's easy to bullshit.
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>>37992229
Because some people are obsessed with themselves. I'm not implying everyone is a narcissist, but everyone is solipsistic in that way, to a degree.
Then there's other people who find other people more interesting than things, which they most certainly can be. Psychology has concepts that are very easy to grasp and grant a little understanding in aberrant behaviour-- We used to think people were possessed by demons or evil. Now we fancy ourselves able to discern things to a greater degree because of the foundational knowledge that has been put down.
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>>37992257
>Because it's bullshit.
fixed
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No matter how much you suck with women, at least you won't be trying as hard as this girI is right now
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>>37992222
Nice quads, also what the fuck is that profile, is she a landwhale or something
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Girls don't have to try hard though.
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why the fuck do people post threads like this but the pic has most of the bio obscured
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I fucked up big, guys... 2017-06-27 10:44:03 Post No.37992190
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>be me
>go out to nice breakfast place with friends who I haven't seen in a while
>we arrive at the restaurant and an 8/10 qt redhead greets us
>her and I make eye contact and I know that it's about to be an interesting day
>she keeps glancing at me and smiling
>I'm not that ugly and I had really freshened myself up for this
>I think she's into me
>our food arrives and we start eating
>friend asks a nearby waitress ( I don't know if you'd still call them waitresses or if that's only for fancy restaurants) if he could get some more butter for his pancakes
>she thought he said water and comes back with a pitcher
>friend tells her that he asked for water, not butter and we all start laugh
>redhead qt who had passed by our table jokingly says "would you like some water in your butter?"
>everyone laughs
>decide to try and impress her with a joke
>sperg out and say "I'LL STICK MY BUTTER INTO YOUR WATER!!!"
>doesn't even make sense
>everyone is silent and stays silent for the rest of our time their
>redhead comes over a couple of times but doesn't even face my general direction
>we finish and all pay for the bill
>I go back home and start calling myself a fucking idiot
>it's been a couple days now and none of my friends have contacted me
>I messaged all of them trying to play it off saying "Hey remember that awkward breakfast we all had and I said that stupid joke? Good think I wasn't being serious lol."
Why can't I just have ONE fucking normal breakfast with some friends? Why do I always have to screw everything up? Am I just cursed to have shitty social interactions?
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Things always have a 50/50 chance of going to shit after you say something.
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Forgot to mention that the redhead was also a waitress
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>>37992210
The chances have always felt more 70/30 for me.
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r9k: help her answer pic related 2017-06-27 10:38:14 Post No.37992116
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Her question is: Why am I so intrigued by him?
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Because he's not the kind of boring guy she'll have to eventualy settle with. He'll make her feel "alive", "young" and "beautiful" while a beta provider only has his carreer to offer
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>>37992116
Was scared she was talking about me until the arrested and relationship thing lol
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>>37992116
>Dark triad traits
He's a narcissist. On top of that, women find him attractive therefore she's attracted to him too.
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Dubs and you become asexual forever.
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>>37992084
Stop spamming your autistic shit everywhere you fucking loser.
Do you think you're such a special snowflake that you have to post about being asexual constantly?
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>>37992084
Asexuals are an evolutionary failure.
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>>37992084
99% of asexuals have had sex
You're doing it for attention
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> Be in 6th grade
> Go to summer camp
> Get new friends finally
> Live in a cottage where room is assigned by gender
> nigger girls live in room next to me
> Always screaming, every day
> Friend starts dating one of them so they always come to our room.
> 11th day of summer camp get tired of their shit
> 2 of them are in my friends and my room. Everyone else is on the beach
> Tell them nicely to go out
> They wont listen fucking cunts
> Tell them again nicely to go out.
> Girl starts pushing me and screaming "NO THE FUCK IM NOT"
> I tell her to stop and i'm going to get pissed
> Pushed again
> FUCKINGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg
> Autismmode on and punch her trice in the face.
> ohshit
> She is bleeding from her mouth and nose.
> "ANON YOU FUCK WHAT DID YOU DO"
> Others are going to beat me the fk up so I fucking run
> I run to the Leaders cottage and hide in there.
> People are comming up and screaming outside the window "ANON IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU"
> Litterary crying.
> Leader says "these things are going to get forgotten in the morning its ok"
> fucking liar. lose all friends, be unwanted last 2 days and get bullied the whole summer.
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OP is racist
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And you're a sensitive little pussy. Fuck niggers.
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>>37992073
She ask for it *angry emotional breathing heavily out of nostrils*
Hi. My brother, 17 years old, was arrested this weekend when the police raided our home.
They came when I was over at a friend's house playing video games. I had brought a small TV and my ps4 so we could play street fighter. Now this is important because when I came back home, I found my computer gone, my xbox one s gone, and an old cell phone that was dunked in water gone.
My parents told me what went down and said that I need to hand over my PS4 to the police or they will be back again. I have spoken to an officer who has asked for my PS4 but has not told me to give it to him. He did not force his way into my house to get it either. Simply left after I told him I did not want to give it up.
According to my brother, what the police say they have on him were a set of pictures he downloaded from motherless. The girl in the photos looks young, but is over 18. She became something of an amateur star because she started posing naked holding up her ID on her 18th birthday. Like the first photo in this set is her with her ID in her mouth and then shows a close up with her name blacked out. Date on the card matches the upload date on motherless.
He says he thinks they found him because of some 4 chan posts. The girl in the photos does look very young, tight frame, smaller proportions, and a general young and innocent look about her.
My parents have already got a lawyer working on this but I had some general questions about this.
One. What are the chances my brother will be going to jail until he is 30? The girl in the photos is definitely over 18.
Two. Why would the police want my PS4? How can a video game system possibly help their investigation.
Three. What happens if I do not turn over the PS4? They have politely asked for it once but have not been back to get it. I have been staying at my girlfriend's place with the system until I hear an order to hand it over.
Location is Granbury Texas if that matters. Currently staying in Plano with girlfriend.
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Zero chance of prosecution, at the worst he'll get fired from work.
He needs his ps4 ASAP. That is urgent.
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Its common for them to seize every electronic device in cases like these.
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>>37992071
Yeah it is... I mean if they're an active pedophile
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I just learned im officially unattractive
>Bought tinder plus because it didnt seem like much for virtually unlimited chances of finding happiness
>Literally all ages and max distance
>Been swiping literally for a full month everybody
>Even have pics of me and bio with my interests etc
>NOBODY MATCHES ME BACK
>The pain that there is literally all these people that didnt find you even remotely attractive to give you a single like is surreal
>Did match with someone today
>Omg I know this girl from
>"Hey I just swiped you so I could ask how you've been"
What is the purpose of this
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Maybe you just have shitty pics. Look up how to take more photogenic photos
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>>37992026
Like it hurts a bit because I never thought I was that unattractive, but still unattractive enough
wish my parents didnt tell me I was beautiful when i was a kid, it gives you false hope and gives you too high standards
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>>37992051
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Photogenic
this shit is just for women and people who have others take pictures of them in interesting situations
i can only make pictures myself using my smartphone and in my own home
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*blocks you're path*
Where are you going white boi
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>>37992024
Where do you think your going boi?
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>>37992031
You can't be running aaay
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>>37992024
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind them*
nothing personnel ladies
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Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
l'm not sure l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone know this feeling?
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I've been browsing this board for months on end and you post the same god damn shit every fucking time. NO ONE FUCKING CARES YOU DUMB CUNT CASTRATE YOURSELF IF YOU FEEL SO SAD D;
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>>37992276
STOP REPLYING YOU BRAINDEAD CHIMP
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>>37992315
aww im sorry do you want to be a tranny fag too? I didn't mean to offend you because of your resent against your biological build up
GET OFF THIS FUCKING BOARD AND NECK YOURSELF WITH A SHOELACE FAGGOT
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Just cried, why don't I feel better now?
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>>37991966
Probably still horny. Sucks to be you.
t. happy asexual
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>>37991966
The tears were not enough to extinguish the flames of desire.
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>>37991966
Because nothing has actually changed.
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Just cried, why do I feel better now?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catharsis
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>>37991913
cracky is catharsis
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>>37991897
release of hormones during crying?
also the brain likes doing stuff that are linked to our feelings aka listening to sad music while sad will cause a release of dopamine in the brain
>I go to the hospital cause I had a suicide attempt
>I tell my boyfriend
>pic related his reaction
I'm worried that he doesn't love me and will breakup with me cause I have mental health issues /:
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>>37991863
If he breaks up with you, it's probably because you keep asking him if will break up with you
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Kill yourself fucking roastie.
Sage
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>underaged
>attention whore
>boyfriend
>failed at fucking suicide (i.e. only did it for attention)
>acts like an annoying bitch
>british
get the fuck out