When a girl goes swimming does her pussy fill up with water then does the water flood out when she gets out of the pool?
Why do you make this thread?
>>37994595
Does your asshole fill up with water when YOU go swimming, anon?
>>37994595
Do woman scrub the inside of their vagina when bathing/showering
>went vegan
>started running again
>random boners again
Feels good bros.....
Also stopped looking at HD porn. Most I'll look at is a picture or two on here. I'll get hard and then beat off to my imagination. Feels good bros....Porn + animal foods = the you know WHOish emasculators
>>37994567
Guess I should add that I still don't have a gf, my doink is unimpressive, and i'm still neurotic but hey i'm healthier
>>37994567
take your vegan meme somewhere else. Humans are omnivores. We eat meat and greens. Fuck you. Delete this threat.
>>37994614
Hmm..funny since we get sick as fuck eating even a "moderate" amount of meat...heart disease....diabetes.....you get nothing from meat that you don't get from plants..except cholesterol of course...you should just read up on it, it''s the healthest way to live. and honestly, the saving animals aspect is like...of third or fourth importance for me
show me something beautiful /r9k/
>>37994564
go stare down the barrel of a gun.
>>37994564
I'm not "mansplaining" or trying to discount how you feel or whatever - I'm offering a perspective that might help. Believe me - I know what it's like to dislike your body. I got zapped in Iraq and I've got some unsightly scars, and I sometimes struggle to accept that I'll never be as physically capable as I used to be. Fucking sucks sometimes.
Anyway...I wish I could let you into a man's head as he's falling in love with a woman. It's a process that's so alien, so strange, that I'm afraid you've got to experience it to believe it. But it's as real as death and taxes....
Sometimes, a guy will meet a gal and think nothing of it. Maybe she's a co-worker, classmate, or his buddy's friend. She gets mentally categorized as "Female, acquaintance, feelings neutral". Then, he gets to know her better. If they mesh personality-wise, something fascinating happens in the man's mind. He starts to notice things about her appearance - pleasant things. It starts small - one day he realizes he likes looking at the curve of her nose, or where her ear lobe meets her face.
It's nothing he can put his finger on or describe, really...just that looking at that part of her makes him feel good. He starts wanting to do that more. Then, he notices an expression she makes - could be her genuine belly-laugh, or the way she furrows her brow in concern - and he gets a little flutter in his chest.
They stay friendly for awhile, get to know each other better.
>>37994571
Don't be so hostile, cunt.
>friend wan't me to move in at his place
>still live at home
>say yes
>live together for six months
>turns out he have some bad habits
>he introduced me to drugs
>I now have a police record, struggle to stay clean, live home again and can't find a job
I know I can't blame my friend but if I wouldn't have been handed the drugs I never would have tried it the first time.
Take responsibility for your own fucking actions and stop blaming other people for your mistakes.
>pretend to blackmail qt internet friend
>practically ruin our friendship
>>37994484
Blackmail how?
Yesterday I dreamed one the best dream of my life.
The dream
>be in an university
>be in class
>see a girl who looks like rose (blue haired)
>I'm afraid to talk to her
>end of the day
>go home
>look through the window just to check the weather
>Rose is my neighbor
>super excited to be in the same class as her
The next day
>have balls to talk to her
>cool, kind and funny
>we become friends
>mention that I am her neighboor
>She said it's cool
>go home with her and tell her that I know she makes videos on YouTube and I like it
>she says she's cool with that
>wake up
The end of the dream.
This is the first time I was so happy in a dream.
(I know it may cringes).
Did you ever dream of her ? Want to share it ?
>>37994452
look into lucid dreaming anon, with enough practice you could dream of her every night.
>with enough practice
I've heard failure results in sleep paralysis.
>>37994461
The dream yesterday was so intense I thought it was reality. Is that what you call a lucid dream ?
ITT: Things neruotypicals say
>Family is important, even if they're cunts you should just forgive and forget
>>37994380
lol
It's literally immoral to have children. Parents are ALL selfish cunts.
>>37994380
>whenever I get depressed I go on a nice long jog and feel so much better!
>>37994380
>you don't want to get better
>You're not trying
>It's not that bad stop exaggerating
>>37994483
This
I'm not "mansplaining" or trying to discount how you feel - I'm offering a perspective that might help. Believe me - I know what it's like to dislike your body. I got zapped in Iraq and I've got some unsightly scars, and I sometimes struggle to accept that I'll never be as physically capable as I used to be. Fucking sucks sometimes.
Anyway...I wish I could let you into a man's head as he's falling in love with a woman. It's a process that's so alien, so strange, that I'm afraid you've got to experience it to believe it. But it's as real as death and taxes....
Sometimes, a guy will meet a gal and think nothing of it. Maybe she's a co-worker, classmate, or his buddy's friend. She gets mentally categorized as "Female, acquaintance, feelings neutral". Then, he gets to know her better. If they mesh personality-wise, something fascinating happens in the man's mind. He starts to notice things about her appearance - pleasant things. It starts small - one day he realizes he likes looking at the curve of her nose, or where her ear lobe meets her face.
It's nothing he can put his finger on or describe, really...just that looking at that part of her makes him feel good. He starts wanting to do that more. Then, he notices an expression she makes - could be her genuine belly-laugh, or the way she furrows her brow in concern - and he gets a little flutter in his chest.
They stay friendly for awhile, get to know each other better.
>>37994309
Then, one day, she hugs him goodbye....and he can't stop thinking about it. He plays it over and over in his head - the feel of her breasts through two shirts, her arms around his back, her smell...he finds these little mental movies of her playing unbidden when he's driving somewhere, squeezing out his other usual daydreams.
Shortly thereafter, the guy realizes that whenever he looks at this woman, he feels good. He likes her lines, her curves, her sounds and smells...
It's like she's gradually turned from a black-and-white photo into a 3D color movie with surround-sound - a perfect movie that makes him feel good. He starts wondering what he can do to keep her around, to make her happy. He realizes that he likes looking at her more than any other human being in the world.
To him, she is perfect and beautiful.
A man in love with a woman doesn't see her objectively. There is a filter there, or some kind of participatory illusion. He does not see who you see in the mirror. He is seeing someone beautiful and perfect and sublime, and it's one of the most powerful things in his life.
Go watch a happy old couple that's been married for decades. Watch the man's eyes. Sure, he may appreciate some young woman's ass in yoga pants or whatever...but watch his eyes when he's looking at his spouse. If you're paying close enough attention, you can almost see the filter click on when his gaze settles on her. In that moment, he's not seeing the same frumpy empty-nester that you or I see - he's seeing something wonderful.
>>37994309
>>37994324
Doesn't it just make you feel all happy and warm, /r9k/?
sad. i want to be seen as i am, not as someones projection. the old man is probably thinking 'jesus i hate this bitch but shes been around almost as long as my arm'
shit lads why is masscara so hot? fembots could you use more make up on your eyes? if you have a light skin tone or hair obviously
Light skin and naturally dark hair with alternate makeup is best
>>37994285
basic goth bitch
>>37994276
Impressive. She looks crosseyed.
>tfw there is a new cashier at the local store
>she looks super cute and pure
>>37994217
>new coworker in a different business unit
>she has a fresh face and lovely hair
>she gets a panicked look when I walk by looking for a different coworker
>hide in my office for the rest of the week
>new coworker
>already the oh so familiar poorly hidden look of disgust when talking to me
Why are the women so mean?
>>37994367
Are you uggo? Maybe you're uggo
>have a dog
>dog's been around for around a decade now, only problem is my parents were too spineless to ever train him, he's bitten people, barks constantly, and pisses / shits on the floor almost daily
>bitten children, bitten me, family does nothing about it. haven't had people over for the last five years because of this shitty dog
>also have a cat
>cat is fine, she stays with me whenever she can, and is one of my only friends
>last night
>rest of my family is off on a vacation somewhere, left me here as i'm not into that
>left her outside for the night as i usually do, go to bed
>wake up in the morning
>cat can't be found
>look for her
>just my luck
>she was mauled by some animal last night, has probably been dead for a few hours
>begin the process of burying her, find a shoebox, dig a hole
>forgot i let the dog out
>when everything is done and i'm looking at her one last time, the dog comes over
>sees one thing; food
>i shit you not tries to pull the cat out of the box and trys to knaw on it's leg
>initially just try to push him away, snaps and growls at me, like it's his now.
>this is the last straw
>take the shovel i used to dig the grave and beat the fear of god into this filthy shitstain, excuse of an animal
>probably struck him 20 times with the shovel until he stopped moving, but still alive. made sure not to hit the head so he could experience all of it
>ditch the shovel and start kicking / punching his hunched over body
>when i finish i finish the burial process, go inside
I'm just going to leave him out there, maybe he'll be the one to die tonight. House is a lot quieter but I miss my cat.
>>37994207
For once in my life after hearing someone beat a dog, I actually feel relieved, little cunt got what was coming to him, probably should've just gotten rid of him though, it was his in nature just to fuck things up, should've just dropped him in the wild and be done with it
>>37994207
I'm glad you did that anon, sometimes you just need to take justice into your own hands to protect yourself. Good job lad.
The dog is probably the one that killed your cat.
Dogs are horrible creatures, you did everyone a favor by killing it.
dubs anybody??
if dubs I get a gf
if singles I remain forever alone
>>37994206
Okay that's actually a really hot girl. Looks like a trap.
>>37994206
also sauce is Tsuruko on instagram
Get back in bed and warm me up anon :)
>>37994157
C. Take a shit on her chest
>>37994157
That thing has a penis. I've been fooled by r9k before, not this time.
Into the oven you go heathen
It's fucking 40 deg C you whore
Fembots, do you feel jealous of her?
Are you as pretty as she is?
She isn't even wearing makeup in this picture and she's still beautiful.
You're an idiot if you think she isn't wearing makeup look at the inside of her lower eyelids. Black. Look at the darkness in the eye crease from the made up skin being pushed together.
>>37994137
>"Im a gamer gurrrrl! So hardcore xD!!"
>"See I love pokemon and TOTALLY rage at CoD and League"
>"my rank?..thats not important anon! just come watch me on twitch! oh heres my patreon too just in case hehe!"
where can I watch this cutie talk about Pokemon?
How do you start the day /r9k/?
>he eats breakfast
breakfast time is for smoking and coffee only.
my first meal today was at 8pm.
>>37994140
eurocunt detected. Breakfast is based. Comfiest meal of the day. Specially if you don't have anything to do.
>>37994124
that's not breakfast food.
i usually just have coffee and a pastry
http://goboiano.com/grape-kun-is-officially-keeping-his-waifu-cutout/
>Grape-kun gets to keep his penguin waifu
Today, 2D won. Normies lost, truly this is a glorious day for robots.
>>37994066
Lel originally
I like animals and this makes me happy
>>37994066
3DPD eternally btfo.