I made a thread yesterday, but it disappeared. Where can I find it?
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>>37995140
What was it about.
Give me some key words.
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>>37995166
Being sad and not having a gf. It wasn't that popular though.
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>>37995177
Give me the exact or similar thing you said in that post
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I think the sad part, isnt that we lost 4chan and subsequently r9k, but that the new comers actually think what they are doing is worthwile.
They couldnt just make their own website for normies, idk something like reddit.
They had to come to our home and start shitting it up, just because
>hurrr you rascist mysogynistic pigs
What a sad, sad whimper this place went out with.
And i always thought 4chan would have gone out with a bang.
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>>37995109
It's not over yet.
The bang will no doubt be the end of this place.. then I will be set free
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>>37995109
>the new comers actually think what they are doing is worthwile.
What do you mean ?
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>>37995109
why don't YOU make a website for oldfags, anon?
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>married for about 6 years
>we aren't connecting sexually like we used to, sex is rare and the most I can expect is a half hearted hand job
>googled how to spice things up etc and it occurred that we had never really discussed each others fantasies/fetishes as she's always been shy about talking like that
>have a long conversation with some drinks and eventually she starts describing kink she has, can tell she's aroused at the thought
>"I want you to rape me anon, hit me, fuck me when I'm screaming for you to stop"
>hit a little boney and start kissing her neck, ask her to keep going
>"I want you to finger my asshole, until it bleeds"
>start getting real horny and I start fingering her as shes speaking
>"keep going"
>she kept describing her fairly vanilla( by 4chan standards) fantasy and at the climax of her arousal she says
>"I want you to shit on me, anon"
>mfw
>she notices my reaction and immediately starts pulling her clothes up awkwardly
>says she wasn't serious, can tell she's fighting back tears
>I realise I fucked up and she won't talk about her kinks and my sex life is eternally doomed
>"no babe... that's hot, keep going, come here"
>she pushes me off and dismisses me
>gets up and goes to the other room
>I drink a few cans of beer and browse r9k while figuring out the situation
>cont
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>the next day I make breakfast to try to initiate a conversation with her
>make her favourite meal and gently wake her up in bed handing it over
>still a bit drunk
>say "look we should probably talk about our conversation last night, honestly I'm open to trying your stuff out"
>she replies "what are you talking about? what conversation? Omg I was pretty drunk we hardly ever drink any more haha"
>I try to subtly remind her of some of the topics covered but she was blowing it off saying "omg thats so bad, just forget about it I must have been wasted"
>I ask if she's being serious in a more stern tone
>"look anon just forget about it, okay?!"
>I walk out and go for a walk outside
she blew me off for days, hardly saying a word to each other or being blunt when I tried. I drink fairly regularly and she's passive aggressive about it
>a week later
>I'm pretty wasted and she's watching TV in the other room
>we ordered chinese for the fourth night in a row, but she just took it through there with her and left me in the dining room
>I get pretty emotional about the situation and sit pathetically eating alone crying
>later on I'm browsing /gif/ and start getting horny
>look for material in the shitting/rape context
>in my drunken state I get the fucking stupid idea to play out her fantasy, forcing myself on her and eventually shitting on her
>cont
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>>37995108
more?
originalio
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>I've got about a weeks worth of take out food brewing up and I haven't been shitting solids for a couple of days
>start to prepare, watching porn to see how they perform the acts
>get grossed out by the sight but in my head I repeat that I must save my marriage
>make a loose plan in my on what I'm going to do
>go to the local convenience store to get lube since she'll want to do anal too
>get home, strip off and walk into the room with my bag of goodies naked
>she's fast asleep on the couch, mouth wide open
>get a shot of pain in my stomach, had been holding a shit in the entire time
>theres no holding it back, need to abandon phase ,2 and 3 of the initial plan
>stand over her on the couch and squat down with my asshole looming over her face
>"i love you Shoena"
>slap her head shouting "wake the fuck up bitch" leaving my hand holding her down
>"what the f
>before she can finish I release the most ungodly smelling shit fountain all over her
>can hear muffled screaming through the spray
>6 years of marriage flash before my eyes
>the litres of liquid shit is finally silenced with a quiet wet squeak
>"oh my fucking god"
>I say something like "you like that, bitch?" actually a bit turned on at this point.
>I pull her head towards my semi erect dick
>she punches me in the head and slaps a big piece of shit on my brow in the process
>about 5 minutes in to the "fantasy" I had a moment of sobriety where I actually interpreted the current situation mfw
yeah anyways, I haven't spoken to her since, she was in the process of calling the police but I pleaded with her crying not to. Her mother called me yesterday calling me a fucking pig and told me to expect divorce proceedings to ensue. Mutual friends are messaging me telling me I need help/need to kill myself
tl;dr I shit on/raped my soon to be ex wife trying to spice our relationship up because I'm a alcoholic reprobate
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Hording 4chan femanons 2017-06-27 03:07:28 Post No.37995049
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Anyone else horde girls they meet on here?
I must have 10 discord femanons I chat to regularly, 5 of them give me nudes and 1 actually lives in CT (near to me) so we meet up and fuck.
In spite of all that, whenever I see a femanon posting on /r9k/ or /soc/ I just have to add her to discord or skype. I can't help it. It's like an urge. I need to add her, extract nudes from her or sext with her or meet up with her if she's close enough.
Does anyone else feel this way? I feel like I'm obsessed. Even if I'm dating a girl I'll still do this.
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>>37995049
You're are actually telling me they send you lewds?
Tell me your ways of extracting them
Also post a couple pls
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>>37995136
>Also post a couple pls
Thing is I'd never actually do this.
I realize what I'm doing is wrong (actually skipped a date with my technically-GF this coming weekend to drive up to boston to fuck a fembot), but I still won't post their noods.
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>>37995154
>to fuck a fembot
You mut be rich or a chad.
Why do they fall for you??
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How do I come to terms with the fact that a woman will NEVER look up to me in such an adoring manner unless she's a legal dwarf?
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face it... it's too late for you
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>>37995017
>unless she's a legal dwarf
>implying there's something wrong with that
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>>37995017
You wouldn't smash?
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Circumcision causes terrorism. 2017-06-27 02:56:02 Post No.37994928
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Circumcision causes terrorism.
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2017-06-27 02:56:02
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Who are the most violent people on the earth, especially when it comes to mass murder of random strangers? Muslims and Americans.
What do these two groups have in common? Circumcision.
Think about it.
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Dont't forget jews. They invented terrorism, their nation was founded on terrorism, and they continue to sponsor terrorism.
Your theory makes sense.
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Mexicans are more violent than both. And some tribes in Africa are batshit insane
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>>37994972
Some tribes in Africa also do circumcision. Coincidence?
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>Everyday he wishes for someone to come into his life that loves him, helps him to achieve something, is proud of him, and genuinely has his best interests at heart, someone who will support him when he falls
>but he knows that won't happen because he is an introverted no life with no friends, crippling anxiety issues and depersonalisation.
>still... he goes on hoping for the day that will never come
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What is depersonalization like? Also are you seeking help about your issues?
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>>37994935
It's strange and hard to explain... its almost as if I'm in a constant tunnel vision mode and my feelings, thoughts, and emotions are on autopilot.
I have tried getting help but there is a long list of people ahead of me that get to see the psychiatrist first. Couple months wait
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>>37994935
depersonalization is the worst feel one can feel. especially if it's almost all the time. feels like your head is empty, only the eyes work.
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GODDDDDDDD
FUCKIN
DAAAAAMNITTTTT
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get the aut under con
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He's a chad in training
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I wouldn't like to be him. Comments would make me feel uncomfortable about my relationship with my mother, and jokes would simply offend me and piss me off. Imagine being him and finding how some piece of shit edgy whacko ''rees'' to a video of your mother kissing you.
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How can Muslims compete when even western gays looks like this? Muslims are gonna lose.
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You were saying?
oregg
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Because in western countries you have feminism which encourages women to get jobs, be entitled and not have many kids, while Muslims have traditional family values and have many kids.
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I'm going to get a get now luul
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My mental health is degrading fast. I feel stressed, angry, scared, anxious and very depressed. I cannot enjoy anything in my life. Haven't for years. Lexapro isn't do shit. What options do I have at this point? I keep worrying about every little fucking thing and it's driving me insane. I'm going to lose the only people that care about me because I'm an insufferable shit head!
Do I go to a psychiatrist and ask for more DRUGS!? I don't even want to work anymore.
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>>37994777
Psychedelics, with some preparation.
Read about Zen Buddhism first. I recommend Alan Watts' "Nature of Consciousness" because he's very accessible and puts it in simple terms.
This protects you from most of the risks that psychedelics have.
Then vaporize DMT or take 100ug of LSD.
Don't listen to Internet bad-asses telling you to drop 500ug. 100 real micrograms of pure LSD-25 is enough.
Then let the experience settle for a few weeks.
This cured my depression. It's still there but it doesn't cripple me that much anymore.
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Play MMOs and smoke weed.
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>>37994805
Im terrified of taking drugs, especially ones that will alter my mind like LSD. Thank you for trying anon but I need an alternative to scary drugs like that.
My head is so sick...
>>37994811
I just built my first gaming PC and I dont even wanna play games. Kill me.
>Tell normalfags I associate with that I can get any drugs they want from a secret black market only a few people have access to
>People start asking me to get them stuff
>I tell them to give me the money for it and I'll get it delivered to them
>They are amazed that drugs can be delivered to houses
>Find price of drug they want on darknet, tell them the price is a little bit higher than what it actually is
>They give more money than it's worth every time
>Don't make it too much higher than it actually is or they could get suspicous
>Slowly but surely I gain quite a bit of money from ordering drugs for these normalshits
>One time a guy asked to see proof of the price
>Used inspect element to change the price higher
>Send screenshot
>"Oh yeah that's cool bro was just checking"
>Retard doesn't suspect a thing
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>>37994755
The part about inspect element made me chuckle.
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lmao how much are you making a month dude?
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>>37994755
Just emailed fbi lol, enjoy
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When did you stop caring about being unattractive?
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Never cared, grew up thinking I was ugly
Then last year a qt told me I was the most attractive out of the group, as voted by 7 other girls
Still don't care, won't care. KV by choice, not going to put any effort towards the worthless pursuit of getting my dick wet
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>>37994947
why are you here? what is there on this board?
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I still care. Not that bothered about not being a model tier Chad I'd just rather have a slightly stronger jaw, or be a couple of inches taller
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>tfw so poor the highlight of my day is scraping up enough change to get a burger off the dollar menu at mcdonalds
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>>37994666
devilish trips anon.
but what happens when you can't even scrape that much?
why not get neetbux?
most fastfood joints accept them
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>>37994666
You can get a free mcflurry with that shitty burger
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>>37994688
I work sometimes and neetbux won't do anything when I have 4 kids to take care of. I take care of my 4 little sisters, my oldest sister moved to California and no one has heard from her in 8 years. My older brother, dad and mom have all passed away. They eat first so if I don't eat I have to deal with. I work when I can. It's not full-time but I make too much when I do to qualify for any assistance.
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prove me female virgins are loyaler than thotsyou can't
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bumperino arigato roboto
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>>37994664
A bird can have taken many dicks and be loyal. She's just shit at choosing partners.
To be honest I'm more suspect of a girl who hasn't had sex.
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>>37994703
you've proved nothing, you've just argued in my favor
everyone knows +20 female virgins aren't loyaler, but on this board they believe that shit
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When I was 15 years old I was surfin the web and came across a website selling lasers, like you know those lasers that could like, burn paper and light matches. I wanted one real bad but 11 years ago they sold for like $3,500 (now they're like $99) so I snatched a credit card out of a wallet that was sitting next to the computer in the guest room and just bought one without thinking. Well it showed up at our doorstep about 2 weeks later, after I had forgotten about it. My dad got the package and opened it and proceeded to beat my ass for like a week straight. Well, when he figured out whose card I used for it he got even more pissed. The gentlemen is a retired air force officer and was banking through a federal credit union. Who, when approached with the problem, wanted to press serious charges over the matter. So my father had to pay the money back to them and also return the product. So in the end I got about a month worth of ass beatings and was scared to go home after school all because I had this obsession with lasers and didn't stop to think before I acted. I still get shit for it to this day.
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your under arrest lmao
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In your defense laser pointers are freaking awesome.
We used to hide them in our pencil cases and aim them at the teachers ass when they turned around.
Fun times
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>>37994711
During assemblies, I used to shine a laser all over our huge auditorium and see how many noticed. At a talent show, I got the performer to get distracted and fuck up his show.