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natural selection taking its course. did you get the beetus?

Literally 1 litre? Did it get to the point where you couldn't function without it?

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>>39485454
Yeah. It was literally 1 litre of energy drinks. Since adolescence I have been able to drink a shitton of water and still feel thirsty for some reason (never talked to a doctor about it). I could drink up to 8 liters of liquid a day, so 1 liter of Red Bull was nothing compared to it. Only thing was that the shit that was in it would fuck up my health system either way. It was all good until one day I drank Red Bull and mixed it with a TNT black and that night I just vomited like crazy, really crazy. I thought I was gonna die from the vomiting. Jesus Fuck. I just vomited like crazy.

why the password? don't be gay

>>39485398
Because the normans join and pick shitty cards.

I got rid of it tho, I flipped a coin and it landed on tails.

got 11 now lets hit that 15 cap boys

>>39485283
He looks like a killer.

Not surprising that a criminal beaner would kill an educated woman.

He has killer looks ngl

you can see her pussy, it's a big one

>>39485269
nah thats just a big bush

I don't see the problem with the right. I wore shorter shorts in cross country.

gj anon proud of you

What would jordan peterson say to a prison gay NEET? Should I pursue dick or not?

Pretty lazy day today because I only get weekends off and I do most things on Saturday. I just went grocery shopping and moved some furniture around.

Read books to escape to another universe.

Apparently post the same whiny thread on 4chan every single day for over half a decade

get rich off trading cryptocurrency

>>39485084
gay l0l
fruit salad

>>39485084
>women don't have a penis
What did Freud mean by this?

>>39485188
just a cover for his secret ballbusting desire for feminine penis and boypussy :3

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>>39485012
Don't worry sweetie, (you) have friends here to keep you occupied :3

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>>39485198
>Don't worry sweetie, (you) have friends here to keep you occupied :3
ty for posting anon
your post made me smile :D

>>39485012
>tfw no bf to wait for

>>39484988
>why haven't you guys considered it?
We're not all white, you know

>>39485021
if you're black or Latino you can do well here
my friend is Brazilian, darker with long curly hair and girls love it

>>39485059
>if you're black or Latino you can do well here

Pure cope. Do well if you think being treated like subhuman scum is an upgrade.

>>39484918
More like an ancap

>>39484940
Why do you say that? He doesn't even seem to be ancap

>>39485148
He sets up moneymaking schemes wherever he goes

>>39484891
she lets you put your feet on her lap she clearly wants you to fuck her you retard. just message her right now and enjoy your life with your oneitis you fucking chad god damn please kill yourself stop roleplaying as one of us

>>39485184
>chad
believe me I'm far from chad.

apologize to her in a way that'll make her laugh i'm sure things will work out it's not that big of a deal

i just went easymode and grew a beard

she should do the same

>>39484881
inb4
>beardlets

i dont like beards anyways would rather fix my shit and actually be hot

Depends.
Is your bite normal? Then you may do just fine with a sliding genioplasty. If not then shits a lot more complicated

>That kid that was way into NJROTC and annoyed the hell out of everyone.

>That kid who was born and made this gay ass thread

I was that kid until middle school and I fucking hated it. Everyone would ask for answers that I didn't have. I'd overhear them saying "Let's sit next to anon, he's smart". I have an IQ of around 112. I'm not that fucking smart.

>>39484702
if it weren't for SK, NK should've been nuked years ago

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>>39484702
Eh. Not really. Ive been ready to die for years. But im too much of a wuss to do it myself.

>>39484702
>haven't even had sex yet

Doesn't matter, because you're so undesirable that you'll never have sex in your life. Also, just because you live on the west coast doesn't mean you'll die for sure. China or North Korea would most likely exclusively go for military targets and centers of industry. Take Hiroshima for example, it was only bombed because it was very industrious and destroying it hurt the Japanese war machine. So you'll more likely than not get to live in a post nuclear war USA. And if you do die, then at least it would all be over in at most a few minutes.

Bring it on, Kim.

I wish I was the moss.

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>>39484661
Nice 'chad ocean' style.

>>39484661
It's not gay to save this, right?