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Well, r9k, are these statistics true? Maybe your situation isn't as uncommon as you think.
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I'm 25 though. And kissless too.
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>>37997252
Because girls don't want to admit their whores that's why it says "reported"
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all it means is that the percentage of worthless losers is higher than expected

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How can you ask her to love you when you haven't become the man you can be?
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How can you ask me to reply and bump when you haven't learned to b8 properly?
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>>37997189
What if I'm already all I can be?
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>>37997221
>>37997236

THEN YOU REMOVE THE COCK FROM YOUR ASS AND FUCK THE WORLD WITH IT

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Do you know how statistically unlikely it is for someone to be a virgin past the age of 21? You already beat all odds from that alone and some of you have even more problems than just that. There is less than a 0.1% chance of someone ending up in your shoes in a 1st world country.

Now think about it. You got hit by lightning 2 times in a row. You're entire existence is predetermined to misery, it's completely out of your control and you just need to accept your fate. You realize failing a suicide attempt and ending up a vegetable is far more likely than being a mid 20's virgin? You have no control over your life, so quit trying.
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No, it's more a 20% chance. Now being a KHHV is another beast.
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I believe very little research went into the claims made by OP. Any, if at all, is based off of uncited infographics posted on /b/
I'm sure this will be effective bait however I am indeed saging
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I want to impregnate Megumin desu

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>one minute late
>fired

>chad's one year late
>still hired
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>>37997180
Chad earned it. You didn't.
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>>37997435
>muh just world fallacy
Originally real fucking disgusting
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>>37997478
Chad earns his keep you neckbeard

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I'm a 21 years old and i've never been in love. AMA
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>>37997175

Do you think you've really never been in love with someone or do you just tell yourself that so you don't have to accept the fact that you actually WERE in love with someone, but they would never be interested in you. So you just say "nah never been in luv m8."
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>>37997331
Also how can you tell if there really is no difference between love and a crush on a girl, because love might just be fucking vastly overrated.
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>>37997175
I'm 20 and I've been in love just once. When I told her and she rejected me it was the happiest day of my life.

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>graduted high school
>wanna do aerospace engineering for uni
>am SE Asian chink
>most AE jobs are in US
>ITAR laws require a US green card or citizenship to do pretty much everything
>field is too saturated so employers probally wont get me a green card
>tfw only other way is to get married

Should I just give my dreams up and go with something like Mechanical Engineering?
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>>37997163
oversaturated fields are the worst. youll struggle to find a job and even when you do, it won't be a good job.

computer science, software engineering, computer engineering are all great because there are unbelievable amounts of jobs that aren't filled simply because there aren't enough people

mech e is alright, but you better love 3d modeling pipes
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>>37997163
Honestly, even getting a green-card is hard. It requires you to have been married at least 3 years before you can even apply.
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>>37997163
If you are cute I'll marry you :3

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I just spend 170 bongs on fucking video games
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>>37997133
Every video game you beat lowers the chances you
Will get laid
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What'd you pick up OP
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>>37997133
>Tfw have spent over 500 bucks on league, and idk how much on cs go. Plus my huge video game collection
It's pretty much the only thing i put money into desu.
That and toys, films etc.. is this a manchild thing?

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>tfw oneitis knows about blacked
Should I dump her? She's one of those alt girls
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All girls watch porn. Pornhub is the most popular porn site. Pornhub regularly advertises BLACKED on its front page. All girls know about BLACKED.
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Only normies use pornhub, ree.
Get off my board etc
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All white women have an intimate knowledge of BLACKED.

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> try to join one of the threads on /soc/
> can't even start a conversation
> everybody only talks about normie tier topics
> The moment a new femanon joins conversation, all attention is devoted to her
>not a single femanon post without XD, :P, :)
> realize I don't have any topics to discuss with people on this thread
> shitpost a bit before leaving
Anyone else having problem starting or holding an actual conversation anons?
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>>37997093
it is not you who have problem with holding the conversation, it is them with having anything meaningful to say
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poor you, little troubled one
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>>37997108
I hope you get shit in your pussy

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Why is this board called Robot9001?
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Because it's over 9000 XD
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Robot9000 was deleted, and came back under the name Robot9001.
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>>37997085
Don't help the summer fags.

anybody else here /lowenergy/? ever since I can remember I've been extremely tired and passive
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>>37997046
get an ADHD prescription. You probably have enough symptoms to qualify
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>>37997059
prescription for what? ADHD is a syndrome not a drug
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>>37997046
to be honest, yes
>went to the doctor to see if it was low hormones and stuff
>my background blood sugar was high, but i now fixed that and i am still low energy
>fixed sleep apthnea, still low energy
I think it's just who we are

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Get on omegle now! Make your interest r9k and come back here to post good convos or really bad convos.
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Bumpin my own shit
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>>37996998
I'll give you a very original bump op. r9komegle is ded tho
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>>37997170
how is this is original
like holy shit OP are you a wizard or something

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>finally get gf
>week 1, we eat breakfast together I pour the milk before cereal as a joke
>she gets confused and asks why did I do that.
>i pretend to be oblivious as a joke.
>she dumps me the next day through a text

I was just trying to meme, holy shit I didn't even get to have sex yet.
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My ex gf always used to do milk for cereal after.
What did she mean by this?
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>>37996887
wait are you supposed to put the cereal first and then pour the milk after?
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>>37996887
This is exactly what you deserve for memeing in real life, edgelord

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What's the best way or best place to find a tall Aryan woman to breed with as a minority?
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>>37996823
Your very original dreams
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In your dreams.

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>>37996832
>>37996840
chang btfo
will they ever recover?

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Two (2) cute girls smiled at me today.

Am I a chad now?
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>>37996772
u sure they were smiling and not just laughing about ya?
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if they didnt smile at the tubby autist, theyd look mean and elitist and bitchy, which is something theyll do a lot to avoid
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I've also had cute female cashiers smile at me. It makes my day.

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