Just got "Friend-Zoned" again... This time at work. I'm an idiot.
>>37998811
Did you actually tell her you cool with being "just friends" or act like her friend rather than a romantic prospect to begin with? Because if so, then you did it to yourself.
>>37998850
I know. I should have seen it coming. Just got confirmation she's married, where I was uncertain prior. She wants to help me find a romantic partner though.
>>37998811
>roastie neighbours are sunbathing again
h-help
how do i know if im developing schizophrenia?
>>37998784
same happening here
>>37998784
How many wasps are currently living in your sinuses?
Where does the CIA leave the dead drops for you?
Can you hear that buzzing noise that only goes off from 10pm to 2am?
>>37998784
>>37998852
Well, try listing the symptoms?
how did you find out you were being cheated
what are the signs
how did u react?
>>37998735
I found through my friend,
signs are pretty obvious looking back, being distant, argumentative, no sex, posting revealing photos and of course projection.
I told her to pack her shit and get out, she would not leave so I lit it ablaze and forcibly threw her out of my home.
feels good I deserve better anyway.
>>37998735
I was cheated on
If your partner is emotionally withdrawn, that's the biggest sign
When it happened to me I withdrew into a cocoon of depression. Two years later I've emerged a beautiful butterfly of a person. Now I accept cheating as a given and just move on if it happens. But deep inside I'm still a sad beta and I'm afraid of investing in a relationship because I don't want to get hurt
I've never been cheated on before but I've been the other woman several times.
>girl smiles at me
>fall in love
EVERY TIME
>>37998700
That's not love, you fucking retard
>>37998700
Yeah, I know that feel. I fall in love in every woman that shows me the slightest sign of attention. Our emotions sure are strange.
must have seen this thread posted a hundred times before. Do you have a single original thought in your head OP?
Does anyone else go to www.wizchan.org? It is where all the true volcels go. Women are instantly banned, so are incels.
>>37998692
I've lurked there a bit. It's not as meme-centric as r9k, but it's a shit board just the same.
>>37998692
The thing is /r9k/ is incels.
That's why most of robots from here don't go on wizchan
>>37998692
They're a bunch of liars if they think they aren't incels lmao.
How is he fucking her through her panties?
Ripped a hole?
through the sheer will of god himself
>>37998631
Either this or the underwear will simply be pushed into the vagina by the penis
Has anyone here ever beat the shit out of a girl? How was it and what did you do?
i did, it felt great.
>I was running from deadass bully with my friend
>I trip and fall on a dumbass girl who was just starting at us not moving
>She cried then we were gonna blame the bully but he ran away like a bitch
>We didn't wanna get in trouble so we also ran away like bitchs
>>37998594
Yeah I've beat up my sister a few times when she attacked me, it was really satisfying.
Perro caca
Caca perro
>>37998584
No entiendo el proposito de este post en general, aunque tal vez podriamos empezar un hilo de haiku con el tema de caca, siendo la base.
>>37998584
Caca Perro, seu filha da puta
>>37998584
See Pedro, I can shitposting too!
I'm looking for a girl to pamper, make her happy for the rest of her life, someone to get marriend when the indicated time arrives, soemone to have a family with, someone to love forever, to give the things I have to give e or offer, someone who makes me smile everyday and vice versa, in other words, someone to spend my entire life with..
Looks are not a thing for me, love is love, I'm a loving, caring, romantic and clingy person. I could take care of that someone almost everysay of my life, and I want to be taken care of by that person as well. I want that person to not hurt me, someone who only gives me love and a friendship at the same time. I want to be friend and lover and I want her to be the same. I want to yell one day I'm getting married with my best friend, I think that'd be one of the most beautiful things in life.
About me? I am not totally lost in life, I see light in that tunnel, like I said I have a lot of give, but I don't ahve that one to do it, I am not talking about the money, I don't like peple who say "Just have money and you get everything", that's bullshit, people who have it easy in life. I just want to work for my future family and future wife, and I want her to do the same for the best of our family.
That's almost all, I know a girl doesn't even exist so, Why dreaming about it?
Not even fembots are this sentimental level, I'm a fool.
I'm bumping this because I want you to be happy, anon.
I'm gonna bumb this for you anon but honestly, you're probably in the wrong place for this
>>37998860
>be happy
I wish you were saying the truth anon, all I got is pain, not happiness
I'm renting out a room in my house to a single mom who's been struggling with money for some extra cash on the side since that room is completely unused. She lives here with her daughter and has usually been consistent with her rent albeit slightly late at times.
She missed 1 months rent and I was pretty lenient about it, if she continues paying on time for the subsequent months I can look over 1 month until she has the money but I let her know if she misses 2 months I'll begin the eviction process.
She hasn't paid her rent again. She told me she's been struggling with work and got a pay cut and is trying to find a second job. She was willing to give me half of this months rent but I rejected it for the time being and told her I only accept rent in full. She gave me the full sob story and pleaded with me not to kick her out because it's really hard to find a decently priced place around here and she has a child.
I'm not a heartless bastard, I don't want to throw a mother and her child in the street but at the same time I don't enjoy being taken advantage of. What should I do here? I'm trying to think of a compromise.
You can make her do menial chores for half the rent. Cooking/cleaning/yard work etc. I think that's fair.
She's cucking you. You better get rid of her before she gets too settled in. Kick her out now and save the trouble if you kick her out when she get to know your family and your friend she she'll turn them against you when eviction time inevitably comes.
>>37998567
First up look up your local laws on renting. If you attempt something like cutting their electricity or water you could get sued.
Second, try looking for another place for them to move out. They never do it themselves.
I'm going to use lsd, weed, poppers, and whippets and masturbate with a dildo while watching/listening to sissy hypnos.
Anything I should be aware about? Anything more I should do? Anything specific to watch/listen?
>>37998566
Listening to sissy hypnosis on drugs is very dangerous Anon.
Don't do it.
>>37998602
>Listening to sissy hypnosis on drugs is very dangerous Anon.
Why?
>>37998620
It's a literal brainwash anon. You become so easily manipulated when drugged that hypnosis videos literally change your way of thinking.
Are there any other skinnyfats here who have stopped giving a fuck about trying to improve their physique?
>>37998528
Skinnyfats are subhuman
If you give in that is when you become a robot.
>>37998635
you "become" a robot by being a dysfunctional social outcast you fucking normie
Why are pretty much all school shooters (or most of them) white kids? We all know that an Asian was the most powerful school shooter, but the majority of 'em are white. Is this because they're usually quiet and introverted, so they get bullied all the time?
And why are they ALWAYS boys?
> inb4 whites are gay
pic not related
>>37998472
>The most powerful school shooter was an Asian
If you're talking about Elliot Rodger's... He didn't shoot up a school at all.
The most popular school shooters to this date are Eric and Dylan.
>>37998472
they are boys bcuz boys are more prone to physical violence obviously. Girls fighting are rarity and thus they aren't any female shool shooters. As to why they are white, prolly bcuz whites are majority ?
Nice race bait friendosage
Does it bug you to know that there are so many sluts that are happy.
>>37998422
bothers me more that there are men willing to make sluts happy tbhonest
>>37998433
10/10 post WITH dubs
threads over bois
No, I think we'll be fine in honesty. Trump is a mad-man, but he's not that MAD
I just spent the last twenty minutes rubbing a twelve year old girl's bare chest, "How?" you ask. Well apparently there are a select few contexts within which such an action is acceptable. For instance, if your niece has a hacking cough and your sister asks you to "put some of this on her" while she calls the doctor, "Putting some of this on hear" meant using my bare hands to rub this vapor ointment shit all over her BARE NAKED CHEST. My heartbeat is still all erratic from it. I had a boner the size of manhattan the entire time. She's sleeping now and I guess she feels better because she stopped coughing.
Details: She's about 5 feet tall, has long brown hair, a cute face, a thin waist and long skinny legs. She's in jammies I think because although I'm pretty shaken up right now I know I unbuttoned something before I went at it, God I feel so great. I just rubbed my hands lal over her FUCKING TITS, you guys. Well the puffy parts of her chest anyway. Her nipples got hard. I just about wept tears of joy, I didn't do anything else because I'm a coward and rubbing was enough. Plus it was legal and I didn't technically do anything wrong, so I'm in the clear, I'd write more but I seriously have to go fap while the memory is fresh in my head.
>>37998394
Seek help
Oraginio
>>37998394
Damn, lucky Anon.
Tell us more.
How did she react?
Did she like it?
>>37998839
you need to lurk more faggot
>>37998929
she probably reacted by being a 3+ year old copy pasta...