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Robots, my life just become a shitty anime story and I'm the unlikable protagonist.

>Be me.
>Neet.
>Surprise Debt of something like 2'000 bucks I have to pay.
>Cousin Debt Not really my fault.
>No working.
>Have something like 500 bucks saved for emergencies (Aka, what I could scrap off parent's rent n' food stuff)
>Can't ask money from parents or they'll think I'm doing pretty bad shit, my cousin was actually doing.

>I Hate it

How do i make enought money to survive this situation?

I know 2000 bucks seem not that much, expecially if there are americanons here with their student loans n' stuff.
But they're probably going to beat me with bats till i repay them and I have no job, no experience and I'm basically unemployable.

W-what do?
Help.
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You don't give yourself enough credit. You'll only get the money if you think you can.
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>>38000259
I want to live a confy life, not make money to re-pay a dead's man fuckup.

With a mimum wage I could repay all of that in about two months. But I'm not sure if I can get a job, and if the people I owe money to are willing to wait two months.
Halp
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>>38000213
>Surprise Debt of something like 2'000 bucks I have to pay.
>Cousin Debt Not really my fault.

Details pls.

It's summer, take a stroll through the neighbourhoods and ask is people need their lawns mowed or any other gardenwork for a little money. Often elderly people may have a lot of stuff they need done but haven't managed themselves as they may have assorted cramps and health issues.

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Daily lonely feels thread

Looking fur Bulgaria bro
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Bulgar bro reporting in

How is your day going anon?

I laid in bed today a lot, then had a coffee to be semi productive but just fell asleep. Took a short walk later and that's about it.
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>>38000352
I'm alright, got my foot smashed by horse but I don't think it's broken. Now I'm just lying in bed with some ice on it. Forgot to take my meds this morning, I should probably do that now

Anything from your girlfriend?
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>>38000133
Dumping some light pics

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Women really seem to like getting attention from men, which fits nicely into men-women relationships as men's attention is naturally drawn to women.

My question is: is the pleasure in this exchange of exposure-attention the same? Men's is mostly sexual. They see a woman exposing herself and get a hard-on, the thought of fucking her invades their mind, etc. But what happens to women? Why is it pleasurable to them, too? Is it sexual? Is it just validation?
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>>38000091
>Is it just validation?
ding ding ding
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It's nice pleasing the guy you like, cos girls are more selective and when they really like a guy it's because he's in the top tier of guys. Men are just dogs and want to fuck everything
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>>38000150
What about getting attention from random strangers, even those you'll never meet? What drives them to do this?

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Someone at work has been stealing my lunch and drinks. Would I be a bad person to make a bait lunch and piss in my drink and put semen in my food as revenge?
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>>38000070
Just put laxatives
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>>38000070
Nah dude, that's bitch shit
You need to crush a mirror with a rolling pin then spread it on buttered bread and hide it under some ham.
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>>38000070
>Rat poison in drink
>Laxatives on food
>???
>Profit!

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Why don't you support Kekistan?
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being a /pol/tard is as bad as being a redditor
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because it's fucking lame as fuck, that's why.
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>>38000001
>PRAISE KEK XD
It's just as fucking cringeworthy as anonymoose /b/tards. I can understand young children getting into this shit, but grown ass adults?

For fuck sakes, just be openly right winged and quit with the literal larping.

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Is it normal to be attracted to cute/innocent looking girls?
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>>37999939
Whatever gets you off man.
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>>37999939

As long as your talking about post-pubescent girls then it literally doesn't matter what sort of women you like.
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>>37999939
>cute/innocent looking girls

How cute and innocent are you talking about here?

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>Are you ready for the 37999999 anon
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>>37999902
Let's hope it's a good one
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>>37999902

>Patrick bateman comes into the surgery
>Wants me to give him some digits
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
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>>37999999

Why u no link to it?

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Classes start in a month, what are you taking edition

Where my accounting niggas at
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>>37999847
>starting PhD in Biology at Stanford in the fall
>can't agree with the gf on where to live
>Her parents will purchase us a house or we stay renters in a condo
>moving to Cali after whole life on the East Coast

Don't know what to do lads
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Who else here /businessmajor/? I wanna be a Wall Street Chad
>>38000008
Nice b8 m8
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>>37999847
My classes start near the end of august.
Moving back to my old school(I am 26).
Getting a really rad apartment, getting myself into shape and getting over a breakup.
Actually gonna be near my ex but moving for unrelated reasons.
She still wants to fuck me even though she broke up with me. Her life is going to shit while I keep improving myself.
I feel like I won the breakup. I'm just going to keep doing me for me, try to improve my life more.
She was my oneitis so it really took a lot for me to get over her leaving me. Still a bit spiteful over it.

So I just inherited 300k and house from my uncle. I think this should be enough for at least a decade or two.
Any fembots want to be my Neet gf. I live in NYC.

If interested, just mention some things about you.
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>>37999835
If it's in NYC I'd sell the house, you could easily fetch a few mil for it if it's in Manhattan.
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>>37999835

If any woman is dumb enough to believe you, they deserve getting raped.
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>>37999865
It's in Queens, Jew Gardens.

Oh, won't somebody help me?! I've fallen in love with a dead man.
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feel like pure shit just want him back x
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is this a meme because i've been obsessed with Jeff for a couple of months now
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>>38000119
I'm glad I'm not the only one. My obsession turns 3 years old this Christmas. You're in the club for life.

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>make a vow to leave 4chan 2 months ago
>accidentally click link to 4chan thread yesterday
>stayed up all night shitposting

le sigh....what the fucks up lads
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How was your two-month vacation?
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yeah, I did the same thing a few years back. left 4chan, then found a link, and now been stuck here for another couple years.
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>>37999784
no u didnt sir

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Not sure if this is the right board for this, and I've never posted here before, but you guys seem to give good advice so here goes. There's a beautiful girl living in my neighborhood. How would I go about obtaining a pair of her panties? Will provide more details/ a pic if interest/ or questions arise. pic unrelated
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break into her house, beat the fuck out of her and steal them
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>>37999727
Solid advice, but I'm not trying to catch a case anon
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>>37999745
wear old clothes that mask your body shape.

wear an actual mask. never speak during the entire act.

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What gender cheats more and why is it females?
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Well, I mean no one can say for certain but statistics say that men cheat more often.
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I've cheated on pretty much every guy I've ever dated.

I'm just too horny I guess.
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>>38000566
Wrong, check recent statistics.
>>38000755
I beat the absolute shit out of the only girl I've been with for cheating, she was from R9K and took pride in her slutty behaviour. Can you see out your right eye yet?

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/r9k/-related comics thread?
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idk anything counts since /r9k/-related comics is a pretty vague theme
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i hope at least one person contributes something.
does anyone have that one comic about a guy getting a lobotomy after some gamer girl says he is a rapist or something, but he breaks out of jail and kills her? i'm trying to find it.
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>>37999598
i guess comics about the eternal struggle of normalfags vs robots, cyborgdom, increasing cut off contact from sexual reality, introversion, etc

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*jumps out from behind bushes*
heh did I scare you anon? want some grapes?
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those are blueberries
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>>37999460

Fpbp
Orrrrriginal yacking hell
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>>37999460
blueberries are not that big

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