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That's why I pretend I smoke weed around normalfags

>>38001625
>Doing something just to seem cool

Get out normie

Now now! Who is this stud??

>>38001503
Stretch it a tiny bit every day, it will really hurt at the start but keep doing it.

I did this at 13

If non-surgical treatment doesn't work, there are surgeries that can treat phimosis without destroying your foreskin. Don't even think about asking a doctor who doesn't do these surgeries about them. If he doesn't do them himself, he'll tell you they don't work, because he doesn't stand to make money out of the deal and/or he doesn't really know anything about it.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18701144

This is only one of several less extreme surgical treatments for phimosis. The satisfaction rate was very high and the foreskin is preserved.

There are other techniques too. You have to talk to a doctor who actually does procedures like this. Ones who don't will give you inaccurate info.

does anyone else have a spotty foreskin? also my japs eye has tiny spots aswell

Extremely weird, she'll probably call it off. But it's better to be safe than sorry, even if that keeps you a virgin

>>38001466
They do NOT take kindly to it even if you make sure they know its a "better safe than sorry" thing and not an accusation as that makes them think you think they're a whore.

>>38001588
>getting a blowjob while wearing a condom

anon

Animal shelter.

You'll sperg out and ruin it though.

>>38001329
Camwhoring for you

>>38001349
People only love animals when they're too autistic for human relationships though

>>38001293
Bumpus habemus

anon i have spent years trying to make friends with anyone.
Even furries and fatties won't speak to me.
So stop it with the women hate and PAY ME ATTENTION.

>>38002492
Why do you deserve this attention?
Try being likeable, like, try caring about people and stuff, ask questions, give them a reason to give you attention rather than walking in and going "HI I AM ME GIVE ME ATTENTION"

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>>38001288
>discord crush

>tfw my internet crush doesn't care about anyone flirting with him and i don't have to worry about some girl grabbing his attention

the downside is he doesn't respond to me either haha!

why dont you send him nudes. what else do you have to offer

>>38001251
Just imagine, flying everywhere
other people could have their ridiculous superpowers and kill themselves all the time while you just chill in the sky

>>38001251
Angel was the original Chad of the X Men though

>>38001251
You should know that angelical wings are anatomically impossible. For a pair of wings to be fully able to swing and produce enough impulse you would need a whole new set of pectoralis and dorsalis muscles to move it around, just like the ones you have right now, which you use to move your arms. There's no way to fit this new groups of muscles inthe human body. If you were to have anatomically useful wings, they would replace your arms.
That's why 4 limbs dragons are a biological joke. Most modern artists realize this, and draw their dragons to have the frontal arms adapted as wings, like bats and birds. It makes me laugh when I see idiots claiming that modern movies are wrong because they are depicting wyverns instead of dragons. Ignorant fools. Wyverns were heraldry creatures describe as winged serpentines, with a leathery skin and stretched body, like a snake. The difference between wyverns and dragons is not only the 4 members. For instance, dragons still have four limbs, two of which are his wings. Anything else is unrealistic and virtually impossible. If you have any praise for internal verisimilitude, there's no reason to use a pair of unworking wings unless you're going full "this is magic, I ain't gotta explain shit"

>>38001125
A girl I know lost it at 14 got pregnant and kept the baby

>>38001125
Look at his facial structure.

>>38001125
that's impressive u fucking fagit?

where i live, kids were getting caught having sex in the janitors room at school.

I was in 3rd grade. lmao

i live in the ghetto

I unfortunately never did get anything myself through out all of school. Sucks to be me, I guess.

>>38001108
>gymnasium
>try and get in and the points all together rank you against other people
What the fuck is this system? What country are you from? Also, roughly how long would it take for the result to be out?

>>38001108
Results are already out i'm 109th wrote in post
System is fucking trash if you want to get into for example my uni which is computer science a person that has everything the same on test and all grades in gymnasium the same, except for example something stupid like philosophy, a person with grade just 1 higher than yours in any subject would get into any uni before you even tho the uni has nothing to do with the subject. Failed to mention your avrage grades in gymnasium also give you points.
Majestic serbia the full on shit hole of stupidity and illogical thinking

>>38001553
>my parents are currently dying of stress because i still have a slight chance of getting in

I mean, the result whether you get in or not.

>wall home 2 of my closest
And by that I've meant "walk home with 2 of my closest"

>>38001082
Dude, it's simple.
>schedule a doctors appointment
>tell them it's for anxiety
>actually GO TO YOUR APPOINTMENT
>Tell them the honest truth about how hard it is to function in socitey, for you.
>get a perception
>???
>profit for the rest of your life
At least that's what I did. I'm on a once a day, 10mg pill of Lexapro. It calmed me down and I recommend it to all bots.
I've upgraded from robot to android.

>>38001082
Seriously guys please help me
It's currently night and I believe they will call me tommorow morning
I have no idea what should I do

i have no idea bro desu

>>38001029
DO NOT DO IT
it can and will get BETTER
i'll pray for you mate

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Go attention whore somewhere else parasite

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>tfw i reprogrammed my brain into finding only 2D girls attractive after my former oneitis tried to turn me into a beta orbiter
>now immune to roastie trickery
Feels good to be unshackled after spending most of my life being played like a guitar. 9 years left until I can claim wizard status!

>>38001117
Care to explain how? inb4 watch more anime

>>38001017
>tfw he's not even a chad
That's not a good feel, I could at least admit chad's superiority as a human being, but he's awkward normie-tier "nerd" beta.

He's kinda cute though, i'll give her that

>smoke cigarettes and marijuana ALOT
>also take other drugs but I only ever crave the smoke
>my sleep schedule's fucked up
>don't get any exercise
>prone masturbate ALOT to fantasies of giant thicc women crushing my manlet body

>>38001005
Basically me just replace pot with speed. The only reason I haven't killed myself is because I'm pretty happy with my life, but I don't want to live forever either so I'm taking this route.

>>38001005
No, I believe in the possibility of eternal life. I believe in living a good life for as long as I can. No machine can compute the possibilities of reality, that machine would have to be bigger than reality it's self.

This nigger bitch needs to calm down with her gold digger instincts to be honest

>>38000960
>Yes but I don't know how much is left on it
What the fuck kind of shitty insurance do you have?

This is why the U.S. healthcare system sucks balls.

>>38000960
You're gonna need that cleaning to scrape all the calcified mountain dew and dorito crumbs out of your rotten mouth, neckbeard

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Bring back the good old days :^)

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>>38000946
can u guess this awesome girl???

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