When is it OK to respect a woman?
never.
oregano spinoli.
>>38008914
when they accomplish something that would be cool even if it wasn't done by a woman
The same times it's ok to respect a man.
What do you think it's like to have a high school sweet heart? To be in a pure relationship where both parties are equally attracted to one another and the male is not being used for monetary gain?
These kids have been together for 4 years now. What do you think will happen to them?
Here's a much more recent pic
No way they'll make it!
>>38008982
least he got to tap it first amiright?
>every atheist is literally a fedora-wearing, katana-wielding, alt-right euphoric edgelord
when will this meme end
>>38008797
>teleports behind you
I agree, these savages bound by ancient religigous doctrine cannot understand a truely enlightened man. We are modern day DaVinci's, renasance men whom nary bend knee to any least of which an archaiic imaginary friend.
Nothing personnel, gnostics.
>>38008797
Never.
It's far easier to demonize an entire group based on petty bullshit than it is to actually meet people.
Tribalism will never go away.
>>38008797
WWIII
people need to realize that, while god might exist, he's not exactly on their side
>go to ice cream parlor down the street (alone)
>ask for two ice creams
>say the second one is for my gf (she loves vanilla)
>Girl working the register is a real qt
>She says "awww thats so nice of you"
>get my two ice creams
>Thank the qt and walk off
>throw the vanilla ice cream in the trash
>I dont have a gf
ive officially lost control
>not eating both
retard
>>38008787
this
>>38008747
you're like the obese who pretend they have friends over when they get a pizza delivery
>>38008787
Theres no way I could finish both though
>even fat asses like him have a wife while you're alone
>>38008738
I watch his intro
to pump myself up before I go rape news in cod
>>38008738
Yeah maybe. But I wont die of heart disease before I'm sixty like he will : -) I also don't have diabetes. He's entertaining but a food addicted kunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDCoaimoyMI
I can't get that shit out of my head
Does anyone else here suffer from this fucking bullshit?
Literally no one else in my whole goddamn family has ever had this. Why the fuck did it even happen? I was never dropped to the ground or punched in the face for my jaw to get like that.
>tfw it gave me a lisp all through High School
It's not fucking fair robots.
>>38008631
I hear having a cock in your mouth fixes that shit up.
Fucking me.
I hate it, everytime i take a picture of myself it looks like I'm having a stroke.
>>38008631
you have to go to the dentist and they know what to do.
if you had a lisp you should have been able to convince your parents to let you get your mouth fixed
I thought getting a girl friend was supposed to be hard
>>38008630
He is probably rich or she is a south east asian gold digger and will accept any white guy as long he pays her family rent.
>>38008630
I'm jealous of that guy's facial hair
t. face pubes who has 5 long hairs on his chin
he sounded like a little nerd on mic
fuckin greek geting boosted by the angry spic
>this is a man with a penis and testicles
>>38008599
Looks like a fuckin punk too. I'd fight him. Just for fun .....
>>38008599
I want her to rape me
I want her to jam her giant girldick into my ass and just fucking permanently wreck it, make me bleed so badly I lose consciousness. I want to wake up in a puddle of my fluids intermingling with hers and my head so messed up I think it was a dream.
I bet her cum tastes like heaven
there is literally nothing worse than having a pencil dick
doesn't matter if i'm never gonna use it
checkmate atheists
>>38008560
what girth is considered pencil?
my dick is 6.8x5.4 with the widest around the upper middle, never thought mine looked pencil-tier
>tfw curvy pencil dick
It's like that stuff from School fairs
>be me 21 year old KHHV.
>decide to fall for the tinder meme because I saw threads about it on r9k.
>take decent photos of myself and list my hobbies in my bio ect.
>set age from 18-35
>swipe right on 95% of girls just excluding blacks and fatties.
>get my first match already.
>it's a decent looking Hapa girl but her age doesn't show up.
>she messages me.
>tells me she's 33 and into younger guys.
>immediately think she's a bot or troll.
>she gives me her number and I text her anyway.
>ask for a timestamp pic.
>she does and it's real.
>ask to talk with her on the phone.
>we talk on the phone for an hour and she says she really likes me.
>keeps on asking to go on dates with me.
>sends me tons of photos of herself.
>claims she's in love with me.
>tell her to fuck off .
>calls me crying.
>messages me again in 2 days asking to go on a date.
>calls me again and begs for me to go on a date and hold her hand.
What the hell is wrong with women? Are all older women like this? She's a used old Roastie, I hate her kind. Pic related is her. I'll post some texts too.
Here's a chat we're having. Jthtfg
>>38008496
she looks like a tranny originallllll
>>38008496
Where is she from OP? I'll take her off your hands. She's hot as fuck desu.
I imagine that a lot of people on this board, like myself, thought that they were the smart kid growing up, just to have reality absolutely demolish their self-esteem in high school and/or college. My question is, how did the kids who were actually smart know that they were smart, as opposed to the kids who just thought they were smart? I'm especially curious about this because a lot of the people who I hung out with before high school were the smart kids.
>>38008435
We were told that we were smart by our parents because elementary school was too easy and didn't prepare us enough for what was in the future
>>38008435
Meh, intelligence is a meme. Hard work is what matters. I know a bunch of yards from highscool that ended up successful.
>>38008902
I'm worthless either way. I'm dumb AND lazy.
Is there any hope for a submissive, heterosexual male, in future dating prospects? I feel like I will never be sexually or emotionally satisfied. Just wanna die, fellas.
>>38008347
Just keep on looking for that special someone who will suffocate you with her pussy/ass. She's out there somewhere.
there's only hope if you're an extremely interesting/rich/attractive guy
if you're boring, average, and sub you're done for
source: me
>>38009570
I'm none of those things. I have a very nice face, but not in a way that is conventionally attractive for men. I'm just stuck with a round perma-babyface, and I'm only 5'6". I wish I could find a predatory dominant woman who's into /SS/.
my sisters keep trying to match me with someone, as tempting as it sounds i know having a gf won't actually make me happy so what does on do to feel true happiness without the bullshit gf meme
*one
originalio sorry
>>38008339
Stoped reading at sister, the answer is fuck your sister
>>38008433
my sisters act like roasties they aren't my type
Am I the only one who likes to fantasize about getting circumcised at my stepmom's request after getting caught masturbating right at the onset of puberty?
>>38008316
There are some Tara Tainton videos you'd fucking LOVE.
http://www.taratainton.com/search/foreskin/
Especially "Your Step Auntie Blames Your Porno Perversion on Your Uncut Cock" and "Embarrassing Episode with Your Step Auntie Discovering Your Uncut Cock"
You can find them both for free if you look had enough. I don't remember where I got them so I'll leave that up to you.
>>38008593
Oh boy. This is fantastic. Thanks anon.
Holy shit, I just witnessed a super obscure fetish request filled in minutes on 4chan. Did the machine work? Is it 2007 again?
My dad just passed away in a car accident and I felt nothing, no crying nor feeling sad, and now I'm still posting on 4chan. What the fuck?
>>38008306
Sounds like you need to get off of the computer and embrace humanity. Learn to love and feel for your fellow man..and let it empower you
>>38008306
It's because the son your father knew and loved died a long time ago. Your father probably died ashamed of what you became. You no longer care bout yourself and so you're now incapable of caring for others
He's passing away in car accidents in heaven now.