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>>38011926
It provides a good boost, like drinking coffee. I'm pretty sure I read somewhere it helps prevent alzheimers. Because gets the noggin joggin (literally)

>>38011926
I exercised a lot before smoking cigs, so I dont think the nicotine high was as pleasurable for me as it is to your average piece of shit.

I liked the lightheaded feeling but the taste and smell were just too much for me to keep going. Smoked maybe 2-4 cigs a day for a year.

Currently pretty alcoholic. Especially since it is hot, and Im back home, and mom is a total bitch and wont turn on the AC. The booze is like a fast forward button for my life.

The nicotine high will be gone soon and then all that remains is the addiction. It's pointless and expensive and I'm glad I quit.

>>38011908
Haha don't worry buddy. We're in the transitioning part of /r9k/ now. Everything will be normal soon. :)

>>38011908
Why the fuck did you come here in the first place then and why the fuck did you stay!? You did this to yourself, OP is truly a faggot.

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>>38011908
>he fell for the robots are cool meme

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>>38011904
To be honest, if any girl is 6.5/10 or higher, it's more than likely. And the higher their age, the more likely it is that they've been dicked. It's a shame, really, but that's what this world's come to.

I wish I didn't have this weird complex where I am legitimately unattracted to girls that have had sex before (especially if they've been blacked, which is ironic since I'm mixed). Not sure where it comes from since my dad was and is a fuck machine. I suppose robot tendencies don't necessarily run in the blood.

>>38011904
Just throw your sausage on top of the pile don't be a fag and expect some pure waifu fantasy shit

>>38012083
Wrong. Hotter girls do not have more sex. In my experience the hot girls are more picky about guys and as a result don't sleep around so much. It's the average or below average girls who are the biggest sluts.

Throw it as far as you can.

You have to have friends and connections, sorry guy

>>38011894
what if it is very light and can't fly far

I've been in a few before in have with bullies, I won but even if you lose they won't mess with you as much.

Imo the 3 conditions to fight are
>The guy touches you aggressively
>You're taller/bigger than him AND as far as you know he doesn't know how to fight
>He isn't insane so won't bring a knife or anything next day

If you meet these I recommend beating the shit out of the person

>>38011856
>I used to be anorexic as fuck
Wait, you're a roastie?

>>38011856
yeah, a few. on behalf of "friends", but i was mostly looking for excuses to beat up non-weak people.
it was the only thing i had natural talent for.
>would it be socially acceptable to cave his head in?
no

Love those hotdogs, and I usually go for a churro too

>>38011814
2 hot dogs and a salad
sometimes 1 hot dog, 1 pizza slice, and 1 hotdog
sometimes a w hole pizza and eat 1/3rd of it
very rarely ill get two chicken bakes

>>38011814
>fresh mad gelato

Im sort of jelly. We get soft serve and shitty smoothies here in SoCal.

Pic must be from East Coast or something.

then go for it, anon. you won't listen to any actual advice anyway.

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>pretend I'm talking to the qt girl that sat next to me in high school that really liked me but I never asked her out
>do this on a daily basis

Wew lads.

Same OP

>Cute cashier smiled at me and said she liked my shirt
>Immediately imagining scenarios where we live a happy loving life together in peace

END ME

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>>38011763
>100%
but really though.

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BTFO dummy

years of spamming your shitty propaganda and it hasn't worked.

>>38011931
The one vote must be him

If you have no forskin? Seriously how hard is that?

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does your flaccid penis look like this guy?

if it does, you're uncircumcised

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>>38011765
i really don't know if i'm cut or if my cockhood is just really that tight. boners sometimes ache

>>38011718
I'm sorry anon. Can you talk to your mom about it?

>>38011718
Bumping for heIp.

>>38011728
She's absolutely heartbroken. I don't want to bother her. She has a history of mental illnesses, so I don't think I can help her just by talking.

almost certainly yes

>>38011698
>tfw haven't watched anime in 2 years now
Feels good to know I've matured.

>>38011698
Obviously it is. Maybe tied with weed..

>>38011652
>is there a place thats even worse
>>>/b/
>>>/pol/
>>>/x/
>>>/trash/
>>>/mlp/
and more

Actually, r9k is one of the BEST.

>>38011705

mother of god... /x/ and /mlp/ really got me. I guess its better i stay here.

Fuck off you Nazi scum

>tfw good looking but autistic

I was SO fucking close but my brain wiring FUCKED IT ALL UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38011642
>the ugly outcast is a nazi
color me shocked

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>>38011626
a big boy that will forever love you

>>38011626
>not old enough
No thanks

Access to my bank account and eventually my home and half my belongings

>>38011614
Post ur qt belly now, or gtfo piggo!

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It doesn't count if you rape them OP

Squeal piggy squeal !