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Fuck off with your phone sex you fucking shill.

phone sex is retarded

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>>38014171
>>38014187
having girls moan your name and call you daddy is not something you want?

kys asap my bros

>>38014141
>fantasize about having a woman with bigger boobs

>>there is abosulelty nothing you can do about this
no "she"
checkmate

>>38014150

A woman with small boobs can still feel just as good when you fuck them as a woman with large boobs

A smaller dick will not feel as good as a good sized dick.

Can't help the weak. Don't want those pussy genes to passed down to the next generation.

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>>38014102
I was a failed Chad that hung around the people who got bullied in highschool. I stood up for them or would talk to them and ask if they were alright and sympathize.
By the end of high school I had a robot army that clung to me like a meat shield from others.
Only reason it worked was because I was usually on good terms with their bullies

>>38014158
>loyal robot army

how do i obtain one ?

This. I feel seriously bad for their parents. They probably had such high hopes for them. I can't imagine the disappointment you feel when your kid is such a loser

You are implying that it is only small things that are keeping us from achieving happiness. Many robots are poor, disfigured, disabled, diseased, and mentally unwell. Taking a 30 minute walk isn't going to change these character flaws or socially undesirable traits.

That being said, what about YOU? What makes you think you your advice is needed or wanted here? You're not some savior that's going to lift us out of the despair of our lives. Go fellate your ego elsewhere.

>>38014151
Small things often open the door for big things to enter through, so yes, I do think small things can have tremendous consequences on people. A good portion of this board is fucked up, but I reckon they're still in their 20s and there's still more than enough time left in order to change yourself for the better. The walk part was just an example, of course walks aren't likely to help you with AIDS or something of that magnitude, but they tend to relive the mind and help clear it, so they're good in my book.
I'm not giving advice, I'm simply asking all those who dwell here for hours on end and have been doing it for months, years even, why they prefer to wallow in their self-pity instead of doing something of worth, like let's say going to the gym for 3 days per week.

>>38014050
Before you do, what brand of dildo did you buy? Do you have a specific recommendation?

>more PSYOPS threads
goddamn why wont you fuck off with this subconcious sissification shit

>>38014050
that's hot. I'm sure it feels good.

almost had a guy fuck my ass before. his dick just touching my asshole made me moan so hard. it felt so fuckin good

>>38013997
It's okay, I still love you dear. I know you love me too and that's why I want you to be happy. Even if that means getting pleasured by a another man. I know my dick is tiny and will never satisfy a woman like you. Please, take him to our bed if you even want. I'll go do some house chores while you two are busy.

There is no problem with that

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sorry sweetie not sharing tyrone's bbc
that negro knee knocker is mine

Well I needed like 4 years to come over the fact, that I'll never go to Gymnasium (german school) again..I still have dreams about going back to school for one more year tho, it's like the only recurring dream I have. Maybe you just need a little more time OP..what are you doing right now?

Thanks for reminding me that I finished high school in 2012

>>38014271
currently during the summer I'm working but during the fall winter and spring i go to uni

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>>38013977
SHHIIIIIIINNEEEEEEEE

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>>38013977
Heh, you're going to have to do better than that.

>>38013977
Fun fact - AT field in evangelion stands for Absolute Terror Field

Really?
I fuck my own butt with stuff sometimes and it never feels even 10% as hot as it felt when my gf used to finger me.
I think you are troll

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Gr8 b8 m8

originalio oreo

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>>38013983
you think this cucumber can lie?

>>38013925

*breeds your pussi*

>>38013936
pIease and thank you

>>38013925
is this you, racistjeanne?

>>38013910

>make bet
>say it didn't hurt while it did
>collect 200

>>38013923
im a pretentious fag with too much integrity to do that

>>38013910
The anxiety is the worst part. It won't be anywhere near as bad as you think it will be. They give you numbing drops and shit so you can't feel the needle.

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>Get on bus
>Girl sits in the seat in front of my seat
>Start monitoring my breathing in case she thinks I'm sniffing her scent or something
>It gets really uncomfortable
>Start having to breath heavily anyway because I've been denying myself oxygen

Bitch was oblivious to my situation, but I was in hell thanks to her mere presence.

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Aah it feels good, wtf i might cum from this vibration, my dick is rock hard and it hurts in my jeans

>>38013909
>>tfw i might have to start fapping to buses
Is that better or worse than fapping to floor tiles? Asking for a friend.

>>38013901
Right about what?

Arigato

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>>38013952
everything!


Oregon

>>38014252
Then nothing changes. Incels already believe normies are right about everything. Volcels will have a mental breakdown and become incels

>>38013811
Yes. It's my darkest, most shameful secret. I feel like it infantilizes me and people can tell.

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>>38013811
biggest.

but after a while you realize it held you down for no reason, and now all the years of not doing anything because of it are the new biggest part of your life.

No cause I look like I can get laid. People are always surprised when I tell them.

>>38013784
Your dick has lost the will to live.

>>38013784
I'm on day 4 and aren't getting hard to the lewd pictures on r9k yet. I did have a boner when I woke up though.

It takes time.

>day 8 nofap
>less socially awkward
>notice women looking at me differently, "with interest", even in passing

Placebo?