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>>38014597
What if you were too autistic to be accepted by a community college?
>>38014908
Delete it then
and how is that possible? There are community colleges that literally do not reject people other than felons
Right now i'm next to them, i can hear them fucking loud and clear...
Divorce happened in 2012 and now my mother is seeing this guy. he's like the guy that would go out and fuck around with a ute or something.
what do?
You should blackmail mommy
>>38014577
Are you a virgin?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nCNJ50PQ3N
Post vocaroo
Oggle my oranges
Has this fucking faggot been height frauding the whole time? He always maintained he was 6'1" yet when he was standing next to ice posieiden who is 6'3" he looked at least 5" shorter. Also them little girls behind him look as tall, fucking lying manlet
>>38014568
eggman, what are you doing dressed like that away from the beach
it's cold in minnesota
>>38014568
There is no way he's 6'1 look at his body in proportion to his tiny little manlet pants.
>>38014583
He just wants to show off his bod! heheheheh
>high, unthreatening beta voice
how can i make my voice deeper and more masculine?
>>38014559
It's hopeless. Just stay silent unless you must absolutely speak to avoid revealing your power level.
Smoke cigs and suck cock
Practice. I have a strong voice even though I used to have a pretty weak one. Sometimes I sound like a pussy when caught off guard, but if I'm focused I can make my voice sound manly enough.
How often do you come across 4chan whores craving for attention on other sites? Pic related.
reddit u/jingobae (now deleted)
imgur u/bellgirl (now deleted)
instagram /bellaandabackpack
semi dump of nudes/reddit pics:
>imgur /a/p4iHD
clingy attention craving depressed whore gets wasted and strips for /b/ and tells them to come kill her after her bf dumps her, then starts posting pics of herself all over reddit asking to be judged and ridiculed, then is surprised when someone recognizes her ???
ISABELLA JINGOBAE GET YOUR SLUTTY HAIRY ASS BACK IN HERE
>>38014530
Dump the nudes here.
>>38014987
okee dokee
this will b annoying with the filter tho
her post history was pretty hilarious
Do you have cool friends ?
That'd require having friends.
>>38014481
All of my friends are Chads and Stacys. Sometimes it motivates me and sometimes it makes me feel like shit.
One of my friends is normie tier with his other friends and plays d&d with us
Well going to the gym repeatedly didn't work, but I am still willing to try things.
What do I do next? Where do I find meaning?
>>38014473
>Where do I find meaning?
You create your own, because nature doesn't give you one besides reproduction.
>>38014473
what do u mean people go to the gym their whole lives u have likely yet to even reach ur maximum strength potential u r not even close to being done unless u want to be
>>38014473
Invest 5% of your liquid net worth in ETH.
I can make make myself have sex in dream. It works nearly everytime and is not to be distinguished from real life while its happening. Every night i get to have sex with a subconscious projection of my ideal mate. It is so unbelievably good. Dreams are even continuous, its like the best virtual reality ever.
Problem is i cant remember shit after i wake up. only very small hazy details. Is there any way to stop sleep amnesia ? Drugs or some method ?
What are you saying, it sounds like you remember plenty. Why do you want to remember imaginary sex so well?
>>38014387
Or you could just masturbate and realize women are worthless afterwards.
>>38014387
I tried sex in a lucid dream once, didn't like it. In my head it was weird because I kind of 'felt' the pleasure of both people, but it was overwhelming and felt a little sore, so I just stopped and did other nonsexual fantasies instead during it. Kind of lame now that I think about it.
Do you roachies ever wonder who's really in control?
>>38014353
Like a summer ago I was convinced that aliens were controlling me and that they were among us. I really wanted to strangle a woman on the bus because of it.
Strange times
>>38014353
What do you originally mean though
I've heard it's the Jews.
>get a job
>go to job training (it's over the course of a weekend)
>within hours fall in love with one of the girls there
Why does this happen. How to get over it before she becomes my oneitis? I have no chance of ever getting with her anyway.
>>38014337
>Why does this happen
Where did you leave your note?
>>38014362
No dude, I realize she has absolutely zero romantic interest in me. I just love everything about her. She's not even objectively the most attractive girl, but something about her rings my bell
>>38014471
>She's not even objectively the most attractive girl
That makes her obtainable, in your unconscious mind.
>be poorfag
>no food
>look at date
>realise I've not eaten in 5 days
>been light headed when I stand up too
H-How long can a person live without food?
You're dying. Your body is consuming itself to stay alive. You could eat to stay alive, or you could not interrupt your death process and die.
I'd say you could go a month without food and only drinking water. Depends on your overrall health already though. What's your situation? Do you live alone?
Depends how healthy you are, i'd say youre not so much.
Do you know any?
>brother have a new gf
>she bites her nails untill theres blood
>picks her arm hair
>washes her hands and arms with soap twenty times a day
>look behind her all the time when she's outside
>constantly nervous
Got a real cuck of a brother picking out a girl like that
That's just classic OCD what the fuck OP have you never been outside?
Try actual crazies like tweakers, wet heads, schizophrenics, of all of the above
She sounds tame compared to real crazy
>>38014260
Myself
>be me
>feel constantly wached
>always looking around my surrounding for situational awareness
>have times where I have rivetinf fantas conversations in m head, usually fighting with someone.
>this cuases me to make weird faces and move my mouth w/o talking
>If people get boring I will zone out and do this
>usually prepared for the worst of consequenses for the smallest thing.
>hide emotions as best as I can
>literally more scared about being walked in on when taking a shit than dying.
>>38014510
>rivetinf fantas conversation
riveting fantasy conversations
sorry for any misspellngs, my keyboad is intellectually deficient
Was Hitler the ultimate robot?
>tfw no uncle Hitler to die in battle for
WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL?
>>38014206
Yes. Pity about the DUDE JEWS LMAO shit though.
>>38014206
>caused ww2 the ultimate beat uprising
Yeah seem about right
I HATE WOMEN SO FUCKING MUCH, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
STOP FUCKING BEGGING FOR ATTENTION, STOP BEING SO FUCKING NARCISSISTIC
YOU ARE SO BORING AND SHALLOW, HOLY SHIT
Op you don't hate women
What you hate is you're self
You're waifu a shit
>>38014223
fuck you my waifu is perfect
>>38014200
anon i have plenty of friends who are grills, dont expect them to suck your dick after a compliment
LXXVIII
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Describe your problems, your symptoms, and a cause if you can think of one.
3. Be listened to and cared.
Nick is a baby that throws tantrums when people disagree with him. How can I fix this?
>>38014409
Test him ever so lightly by beginning with a mild disagreement and work your way up to some philosophical disagreement, such as whether the end justifies the means.
Begin with icecream flavours.
HERP A DERP! DERP IT IM! HUUUUUURP. :)
I like butter. :D