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Hi this is an open letter from the Jews to you in particular.
We just wanted to say that we have conspired against you your entire life, not anyone else just you. 9/11, the recession, fema, that wasn't us. But we did everything in our power to make sure you were unable to get a job or a girlfriend. Even the plans that went international like the refugee crisis were solely created to ruin your day. To reiterate we aren't actually conspiring against anyone else but you, not your race, not your friends just you. So always remember that whenever someone makes fun of you, or your food goes bad, or you get sick, or someone is mean to you on the internet, or you forget to use the bathroom, or trip we're the reason why.
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M00T is a white man.
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>>38015703
What if it was just some time traveler who caused every bad thing to happen in our lives?
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I get that this is supposed to be a funpost or whatever but jews seriously are the worst and they did conspire to allow 9/11 to happen and they were behind both world wars and probably the wars after that as well
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>check credit card
>owe $7,500
>no job or boyfriend
This is it lads
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>tfw I don't have a credit card
>Tfw not enough credit history to get a card that I could scam myself into a bunch of debt with
I really really wish I paid more attention.
I need money bad and don't care about debt at all.
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>>38015677
fembot here
Fucking gas yourself, faggot
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>>38015677
>i was irresponsible with my money and now I'm suffering the consequences
Go die
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Well, what are you /r9k/?
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dead inside, but im running out of things to enjoy
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Fluctuating between redpill and dead inside
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Redpill. I still plan on achieving something.
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I'm tired of dealing with swampass and wiping a million times after shitting.
Problem is, I've never shaved back there and it's a butt jungle. The last thing I wanna deal with are cuts or ingrown hairs in my ass since those are painful as fuck. Do I start with scissors, then switch to a razor? What's the best technique so to speak?
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>>38015642
I just go to town with a razor. I don't have to deal with any cuts or ingrown hairs
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>>38015732
what kind to you use? A disposable or an actual quality razor?
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>>38015808
I use a disposable razor.
Doesn't really give me any trouble...
I mean, sometimes I get a bit of an itchy ass, but that's about it
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What are some good podcasts you can recommend me, /r9k/?
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>>38015593
Triple M - the saturday rub is hilarious but very aus-normie if you care about that.
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Depending on how much you are into games such as Dungeons and Dragons, Critical Role is a YouTube show that can be used as a podcast.
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Joe Rogan
Dan Carlin
Legion of Skanks
Monday Morning podcast
Chip Chipperson podacast - absolute must
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What do you do if the man you've fallen in love with has been dead for 22 years?
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Have you considered not being a retarded faggot? Furthermore, he went pants on head Christian before he died, so probably wouldn't be interested in your faggotry at any rate.
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>>38015589
If you knew anything about Jeff you would know that he could not control his urges, so if we were cellies he'd be pounding my boipussy.
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So the pic was related, i have got the same only he died in 1999
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Need some advice, boys and girls
>Go to Burger King daily for lunch and/or dinner.
>Cutie 3.14 cashier has begun to notice me
>every time I come in she smiles, says hi, and asks how my day is going
>I think she likes me
>She always has a Harry Potter pin on her uniform
I have enough money saved up. Should i book a trip to universal studio's for us and surprise her? I think it's a good way to show her how nice I am and it's a good way to start a relationship. What do you guys think?
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>>38015529
thats a really stupid idea I hope this is bait. She'll think its really creepy and want nothing to do with you.
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>>38015529
Walk in with all of the harry potter books (balanced on your head) and the universal tickets. Point to her heart and yell "alohomora!" And hand her the tickets
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>>38015529
I USED YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE
THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL
Why does sex look more fun for the girl than the guy?
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Because you watch too much porn.
Organelles
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she gets a pogo stick we get a muffin.
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>>38015492
Because porn is made for men.
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>8/10 Roastie sends me a friend request on facebook because she liked my dance moves at the graduation party
Is this what it feels like to be a chad?
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>>38015284
No, that's what it feels like to be a faggot
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>>38015284
>dances
thinks hes not atleast a normie
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>>38015786
I thought robots dance?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_T81uUeZcMance?
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Is this meme proof normies are a little aware of female hypergamy?
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>>38015216
Who do you think came up with the term "slut-shaming"? They know what they are, they just don't want to be called out on it
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How the fuck does this make any sense
Trump tower is real, Krusty Towers is fake, it would make sense if the picture on the left was the regular krusty krab
Why are normies shit at memes
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>>38015216
I'm confused, which tower is supposed to be the big one?
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>tfw hair stylists's boob touched my arm
See ya later r9k. I have reached Chad status.
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>>38015200
That's nothing, kiddo. Here's what happened to me.
>be at dentist
>she's a qt just a few years older than me
>while working on a tooth she got really close and herchesttouched myfacefor quite some time
>never knew how good this feels
>so warm and heavenly
>feel extremely happy
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>sitting in a train
>seating consists of sections that have two rows of three, facing each other
>sit in a section alone as do most passangers
>a girl comes in the train
>there are several sections she may choose from
>she chooses mine
I think she wanted to be my gf but was a bit too shy.
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thx for the kex op
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TFW you find out the 6/10 grill you've been crushing on and assumed was sexually inexperienced has actually had countless sexual partners
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>>38015198
Absolutely fuming about this. Why are all women such degenerate fucking whores?
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>>38015198
Happened to me many times. Asked her out on a date, she said yes, she talked about how she lost her virginity at an after-school orgy when she was 12 and has been havng casual sex with countless men ever since.
She told me while laughing about the time she sucked off two teachers one after the other and then met up with her then boyfriend at the time
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>finally reach my goal of fucking 20 hookers
>have had more sex than any potential girl I meet
feels good mate
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You faggot are missing out, tons of autistic horny shut in girls show up on this app, wtf have i been doing all my life, litterally told one girl in this thread
>you, come with me
We went into dm and roleplayed me raping her for an hour, then she sent me pics as i was her master
wtf are you still doing on this board???
App is called geeking, found it cause my sister was sending nudes on it
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>>38015188
Because I suck at social interactions?
Even texting is too hard.
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post the nudes of both or get the FUCK off this board
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>>38015233
Can't,
don't think mods would like those nudes very much
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PSA: You are NOT attractive unless you've received unsolicited attention from an average woman
>"B-But, I'm hardly ever in contact with women"
>"I could get a girl if I just tried!"
>"The only reason I'm a virgin is that I never try"
Nope.
If a girl's never hit on you, asked you out, checked you out, etc., you are not attractive.
Don't use your reclusiveness to rationalise why you're a virgin.
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>>38015154
im not attractive and ive lost count of how many girls ive hooked up with. my ex was a model
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>>38015199
One of these statements is false.
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>>38015154
You're not saying anything new. I know I'm ugly.
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>taking birth control for a year
>finally decide to have sex
>it's pretty good, but he doesn't pull out
>figure it's fine probably because pill
>period a week late
>it's probably nothing haha
>read online that leaving birth control pills in the car can cause them to become less effective
>mfw
How fucked am I? Why don't doctors mention this?
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few things
1. Thought you didn't get your period when on the pill
2. You're period came? Just a week late? or it's been a week and it still hasn't come
3. Why leave your birth control in the car?
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you should post pictures of your vagina to assist us in determining your level of fucked-ness
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>>38015217
this would be very helpful pls do this