Chad and stacey in the flesh
Jay Alvarrez and Alexis ren
>>38017562
happy for them, they look qt together
Chad and stacy
originalio
For how long should the foreplay last?
Approximately 3 1/2.
>>38016721
15-20 minutes
>>38016721
15 minutes i think
t. virgin
I just got amazing orgasm with loads of cum and now i feel sleepy as hell, does this happen to anyone else?
Go back to ylis. Orig
>>38016719
Sometimes when I nut really hard I pass out.
Was jackin it on the toilet once and when I finished I fell and bumped my head.
>>38016719
That's normal.
>>38018768
This isn't.
Today I had a strange dream where I had to take care of a little blonde girl and when she whispered in my ear I got an instant erection and I could feel the bulge in my pants even while asleep. Then I woke up and got really worried and shocked by it. What do, fellow robots?
Just watch some regular porn and maybe asmr?
>>38016677
Why ASMR though?
originari
>>38016641
Realize you have pedophilic tendencies and if you can't control it jerk to loli hentai till you understand how degenerate you are.
What is your stance on weed? The problem with me is that I used to smoke daily to the point were I had a good tolerance but ended up frying my brain on it and had poor decision making, don't get me wrong for the first year it was enjoyable and I could use it without looking like a complete moron. I decided to cut it off for awhile ended up being 6 months and now only indulge in it occasionally roughly every 2 weeks, but everytime I have it I become incoherrent and have speech impariment (basically sound and look like a fucking retard). I know if I took it more often I could again build up my tolerance, although I wish not to fall back into bad habits so I now just drink alcohol as a copeing mechinism (yes I know that contradicts not wanting bad habits). It also gives me extreme anxiety and I trip too hard after I smoke a certain amount, basically to were it feels like I should be greening out but I don't, I just need to ride it out by myself and let it pass. How does it effect you? it's bullshit to say weed has no negitive implications, so in what regard do you dislike it the most?. I'm not saying I don't like the high, but I prefer to trip on my own and watch my shows/movies than do it in a social setting to how I use to in highschool.
>>38016607
It feels good once in a while
It has to be good quality though
it doesn't affect me that bad. my rule of thumb is 4-5 hours of effects. after that I consider myself fully sober, including medium distance motorcycle rides (unless it's some ultra-fatty of high quality shit). that said, things aren't as fun without weed so you might feel melancholic, groggy and stuff like that when you're sober. that might be it.
to cut it short, I felt alright when sober before I started smoking in excess. moderation helps cause I can't even sleep now.
>>38016607
It's great if you do it every now and then on the occasion. Used to smoke everyday but stopped that because tolerance and price. Ate a brownie last night and smoked a couple joints, got btfo
>black skin
>white mind
>asian dick
>asian skin
>black mind
>asian dick
>black skin
>black mind
>black dick
yeeeaah boy
>>38016763
>muh overcompensating black pride
Who's your role model, /r9k/? I'd probably have to go with Robespierre
this seems like an alright dude
>>38016537
>Who's your role model, /r9k/?
Michelle obama
>>38016537
Good taste, mon frere
What kind of porn do women haters of /r9k/ fap to?
>>38016481
>What kind of porn do women haters of /r9k/ fap to?
hentai
Lesbian humiliation my nigga
The keywords I commonly use to find fap material are listed below
>BBW
>chubby
>MILF
>emo
I use them in various combinations and now that I wrote them down It got me really thinking about why I fap to the things I do
I'm having guests over tonight.
how do I be a good host?
>>38016464
what kind of get together will this be?
Keep beer in the fridge, put out GOOD snacks, maybe even some hors d'oeuvres - frozen ones are fine, just pop them in the oven. If they don't enjoy them after they leave, they're all yours.
>>38016464
Make a big "snack cake" and give everyone gloves in case they don't want to get their hands dirty
I've been trying to describe these moments I've been having since I was a child to my family but no one seems to have any idea what I'm talking about. It's where inside my mind, everything becomes very fast and loud. The voice in my head sounds like a loud whisper but more importantly, the "tone" of the voice is very urgent. My thoughts only feel like they're going fast, even though I can realize they're quite normal. Even moving my body feels fast, despite moving normally. The movement is more like "slo-mo fast", if that makes sense. Like out of a movie. I'd almost consider it to feel like hyper concentration besides the fact that I'm not actually thinking any faster or clearer. The intensity/urgency is more pronounced than the fastness of the sensation. It's sort of like highly exaggerated thoughts and movements. These moments last anywhere from 2-10 minutes but they feel like they're a lot longer.
It's not super uncomfortable like a panic attack is and when I was a kid I actually liked getting them. I'd get them mostly at night while lying down. I haven't had that feeling for a long while but for the past couple of months I've been feeling it every few weeks, regardless of the situation I'm in. I've tried explaining this feeling to people a lot of different times but no one has ever said they get the same way.
Going to bump this once before I let it die.
I know how you feel man, but idk how to describe it in a way that someone else who doesnt have it understand.
>>38016440
sounds like some mild form of epilepsy anon
Everything makes me angry. EVERYTHING. How the fuck do I get it out of my system? Don't you dare fucking say sex, that makes me angry too.
>>38016402
Have a wank m8 ffs
I have the same problem senpai, everything makes me angry like I can't stop from hating the world around me. Not even drinking helps anymore
>>38016402
i started talking 5HTP so I won't be angry or depressed all the time. it seems to actually make a difference.
I honestly believe that I've found my soulmate. She is a devout Christian and incredibly kind, and two days ago she held my hand. I really think I'm falling in love with her and she seems to be interested in me too.
What do I do?
I need answers guys
How do I make the most of this situation?
>>38016358
>devout christian
TRASH IT
I honestly believe I found my soulmate. She is a devout paganist and took me to her forest shrine yesterday. She is incredibly kind and two days ago she gave me some mushrooms she found in the forest.
>be me
>today is my birthday
>none of my friends wished me a happy birthday yet.
Surely there just messing around with me.
>tfw I'm still waiting for them to say something.
>even my brother hasn't said anything.
>>38016356
Happy Birthday
unoriginal
Hoppy borthday then
Hope things get better
>>38016356
>friends
Get out normienone of mine did either, but I never mentioned it
Has anyone managed to get a Chad or Stacy arrested? Heres my story.
>Be me in high school
>See that Chad is getting nudes from a couple of girls
>Realize that I sit next to him in French class
>Have a brilliant idea
>In our school when we go to the bathroom, we have to leave our phones on our desks.
>Chad goes to bathroom
>For whatever reason his phone does not have password
>Open up his photos and send take pictures of thd nudes
>Go home
>All the girls he got nudes from were underaged highschoolers
>This qualifies as child porn
>Send tip to FBI
>Next week Chad's house gets raided by the FBI, I get to see everything because I live close to his house
>Chad gets arrested for possesing child porn
>Roasties get arrested for distributing child porn
>MFW
>>38016277
good job my man
You did nothing wrong.
You showed them
>>38016277
Good Job OP, chads need to taste the bad life at least once.
>>38016277
>Managed to take out two birds with one stone
is now open
Come, order something, bitch about life and women
Jukebox is now playing:
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ECZMvbLxg
>>38016216
I don't drink
t. faggot extraordinaire
Tomorrow morning I find out my exam results which will decide whether I get into a uni in a budgeted spot (not in burgerland) or I get fucked.
Time for absinthe.
>>38016420
I will get my exam results friday afternoon
here you go
>>38016406
get out of my bar