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Guys I might have my first gf soon,I know It's too late but still I have experiences to share with you.
I know I will become a normie once I will acquire a gf. but still
>be in a open psych ward when You come each day.
>met there a girl. she's like 5-6/ 10
>I cna't be picky
>we bond really good
>she's become more touchy(come close to me and stuff) and today she hugged me from the back while I sat down, It felt so nice feeling hersmallboobs and body warm.
>we chat a lot after the psych ward hours.
She's 19 years old and I'm pretty sure she's a virgin and never had a bf and she has a few scars from cutting herself but she's in a better condition now.
I'm 22 next month, needless to say I'm kissless virgin needless.
And we gonna see the new spiderman movie, but it's not an official date.
I might gonna make it fellows.
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>>38020976
>making the cutter girl your gf
you've never even had a practice gf and you're jumping right in the deep end.
this won't end well
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>>38020976
Good luck dude. I hope it all works out for you.
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>>38021040
goddamn right. i mean losers and outcasts might be your only hope by now, but you shouldn't be that desperate.
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how do i get gf like this? is money necessary?
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in my experience, yes
girls like that won't date you unless you are successful in a modern job path. They look down on tradesmen and artists and people who don't work a 9-5 type of job.
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>>38020974
Where do you expect a girl like that to be? Probably a company or some firm in business. So yeah, you would need a job, an ok one at that. That's the very least though.
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This woman is reserved for Chad unless she has a nerd fetish (I have seen this but it is /rare/, only seen one solid example of a Stacey with it)
Why do geniuses have such punchable rat faces?
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Nobody can have it all. They're very intelligent so it took away from their looks.
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>>38020860
>(((geniuses)))
Lel
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>>38020860
if they weren't this ugly, they would have never applied themselves in technology/science/business
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How do I tell a normie guy that I'm dating (not in a relationship with) that I don't have friends/a life? :/
It's embarrassing and will make me cry. I feel like he'll think I'm weirder than I already come off as even though I try my best to be normal.
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I never met a girl after the age of 22 that had female friends.
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>>38020851
>I'm dating
you are a normie
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>>38020869
I am 19 anon
I have no friends at all.
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>some random thot start touching my crotch
>completely ignore her
>she seems frustated and leaves
It feels so good to ignore roasties
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>>38020834
>girl starts touching my crotch
>im gonna show her how alpha im by ignoring her
>"wow this guy is completely beta, he is too afraid to say anything"
>"better stop before he shoots up the place"
>"heh, she must think i think im too good for her. gj me, hehe. im so alpha"
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>lose weight
>lift
>start looking good
>work crowded and busy
>co worker girl keeps touching my bum
fuck off roastie
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>>38021161
Ignoring is literally the most alpha thing you can do to a being that thrives off constant attention.
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>masturbating on the bathroom floor at 4:00 AM on a dirty towel (because the tile floor is too cold)
>about to finish while watching some grade a mom+son incest porn
>start to cum
>see a fucking rat run across the floor
>scares the living shit out of me, jump while cumming
>dick really hurts
>mentally devastated as i have a huge mouse/rat phobia
>have a panic attack
>stay up entire night having a mental breakdown
Is this god's way of punishing me because of my sins?
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>>38020796
Why are you masturbating on the floor at 4am?
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>>38020796
How dirty is your house that you get rats?
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>>38020796
Get yourself a rat fetish
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What are some non-autistic backpacks to use when you go outside?
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>>38020733
go to tj maxx/marshall's and get a monocolor jansport bag that doesn't bring too much attention to yourself. there you go
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Lego or Starwars backpacks are always a good choice
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Unless you're hiking, carrying a backpack is autistic.
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It's not you guys, finding a gf is just mathematically impossible.
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>>38020714
how is this possible? i mean, for every single man there should statistically be a single woman unless women have multiple boyfriends
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The word you're looking for is improbable.
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>>38020763
because one alpha chad will have 4-5 fwb
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Why are so many shooters influenced by these two?
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aesthetics
Also, it may not have worked, but explosives changed the game.
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>>38021022
Can you imagine what would have happened that day if the bombs had actually went off.
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>>38021061
They wanted to take their rampage into town apparently.
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I need some help /r9k/
>meet girl on discord
>confirm its a girl
>she flirts a bit
>i try making a move
>i get friendzoned
I'm wondering why someone would flirt with a man before putting him in the friendzone. Also can't post pics because she probaly lurks here. Please help.
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Good Fanny
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>>38020693
what did he mean by this...kkmm
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VRISKSMSN
bumping for help
>he has over 1000 hours logged in a game
>he still isn't good at the game
like what the fuck are you doing with your life?
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life is unfair because you will never ever look this cool
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>>38020613
>4000+ hours into dead irrelevant game
iktf
at least i dont play it anymore
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>>38020613
>470 hours into WT
>can't get one single kill in 5 matches
it haunts me every night
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What's his job ?
He seems super rich.
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>>38020598
His job is medeocafe.
Duh
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>>38020598
Hes a Mechanical Engineer.
best org
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Hes banker in Berne
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>tfw 19yo kv
>tfw too old to live a teenager love
i will never forget this
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isn't teen love outside of anime just a meme anyway?
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All teen love teaches you is that it means nothing at all. I had a young love at 20 that was 100/100 on the fairytale 'we'll always love each other!' romance scale, and it ended so badly. All I know now is that women need to not be given affection often, fucked hard frequently, and not taken seriously.
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>19
You're fine. Stop whining or I'll strangle you.
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/r9k/
I need new haricut. Right now my hairs are 5cm long, but I am balding + fivehead
My face looks like this
>slope forehead
>five head
>chinlet
>babyface
>no facial hairs
>prescribed spectacles
>broken like nose
What haircut will make me more attractive?
Buzzcutt makes me even more ugly.
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>>38020319
hair looks good when it's evened out and conditioned
make sure sides and back are clean and no bits and rough patches
just keep top and back long and shortish sides
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get a memecut
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>>38020700
Not OP but I wish I could pull of that cut. Too bad it makes my receding hairline more prominent.
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>nightwalk general buds
anyone here thought about fucking those normie fags hard during their nightwalks?
maybe scratching as many cars as possible in one session without getting caught
sounds fun to me, reading the news next day that 50 or more cars got scratched
too much of a pussy to do it tough :/
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>>38020231
Yes go scratch some cars, that's cool as fuck
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>>38020231
You sound like a fucking nigger, a coward one at that. Why would you destroy innocent people's property for no reason. That's not robot, thats failed normie.
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>>38020365
fuck you
you are a normie
iam a true robot who just doesnt care anymore
fuck normies