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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MANAGE GOING GO COLLEGE AND ALSO WORK?????
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>>38021350
By not going to a Sate/Ivy League/Russell Group School
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Undergrad is easy as fuck (with VERY few exceptions). College students have a ridiculous amount of free time. Working 20-40 hours a week is totally doable.

You probably spend at least that much time shitposting and playing vidya.
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>>38021402
I meant *State

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What was his f***ing problem?
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>>38021250
He was a narcissistic psychopath.
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he may have still be alive if it was not so easy to get guns in the USA
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>>38021250
tried that pic in faceapp and it said it can't find a face

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Let's talk about PORN!

Favourite types? Favourite pornstars? Any and all discussion encouraged.
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>tfw mainly fap to fat girls because average ones don't have big enough butts no matter how much of a "PAWG" they are
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>>38021246

I need webms of this. I need webms of this immediately.
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>>38021502
Sadly no WEBMs, just a couple pics.

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>mfw women really are despicable creatures
>mfw spent all those years chasing after them
>mfw realise I lost all those years and got nothing in return than some pussy
>mfw you are better off focusing on your health, career and hobbies
I really feel for those who are still caught up in women's tricks
i happier now that I'm not thinking about pussy all the time
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>>38021224
Glad to see some fellow intellectuals spreading truths
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im sure youll feel great when youre 60 years old and still a virgin
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>>38021224
How did you do it? How did youbecame immune to the pussy? I am 25 and tfwnogf. Everytime I see a couple I die a little. I am in that area in life. I dont want to. I want to feel nothing about couples and dont want to have the need to have a gf. How do I change.

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Who else here /delayed-ejaculation/?
It's the worst fucking thing ever. You might think it's a good thing to last 3 hours but it's fucking not, it's a living hell. I don't even really want to jack off anymore but I have to.
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>>38021216
Haha yeah, lucky me
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>>38021216
Wow I'm real fucking lucky
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>>38021216
I feel you man. I had that for at least 4 months with my gf. 4 months. No cum. Pure suffering. Tho it's a mental problem. I was really fucking shy with her. So that was the problem. Now i blow my load in 10 minutes.

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>i spent half of my last twenty dollars on some burgers
it's the american way
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>>38021215
nationalism is a meme. why don't you go full out and die for some jews while you're at it
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I love being an American; burgers with good ingredients are delicious.
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>>38021289
why don't i? i basically already am, so you can rest easy, anon

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It ruins my day when i see a qt3.14

Just went to the gas station and as i sat in my car for a minute, a qt walked out and shot me a look. She was about 5'4, skinny and petite, with a tight little ass that was still shapely. She had a 10/10 face and pigtail buns, looked alot like pic related.

Then she walked over and got in the passenger side of a black honda, with a spoiler and aftermarket headlights and tires. So i just knew she was being toted around by a douchebag chad.

Little things like that put me in a sour mood for the rest of the day.
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Creepy ass nerds checking out my 10/10 bae puts me in a sour mood. Puts me in an ass kicking mood.

It secretly turns me on, but that's another story.
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It doesn't ruin my day it just pisses me off
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>>38021167
It doesn't ruin my day imo. I enjoy looking at attractive women and just admiring their looks. I don't actually want a relationship with one so i don't feel any anger for "not getting her".

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fembot here. lonely, looking for a bf!
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please be careful with what you post
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so, are you a fembot (male)?
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>>38021299
the dubs of truth have spoken

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I can get Snapchat nudes/have cam sex with a hot extremely slutty milf.

But... she'd want nudes back and I don't like sending nudes to sluts. I usually have women send me nudes without sending anything back, won't work this time though.

Wat do guys?
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Take 30mg of Clonazepam and 100mg morphine sulphate and wait three hours
Desu
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>>38021166
Why and where would I get that?
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>>38021135
Catfish some other dude.

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Hey guys i wanted to share my story with you. Will post as greentext, will be pretty long.

Lets start:
>be me
> around 17 years old, kissless virgin, pretty beta
> attend new school to get the best possible degree in my country
>schoolyear starts all new peaple everybody gets known to each other
>pretty cool guys, most beta themself since its a school focusing on biotech
> even got a own lab, was rly awesome
> Make new friends, everything cool
>there is one girl, looks quite nice, but annoying as fuck
>nobody can stand her
>little princess gets everything she wants from her daddy
> commments sometimes realy dumb stuff during the class
> not so much friends for her
>fast forward
> school trip
>evening about to get stoned with some friends in the woods behind our hostel
> three of us on the way out.
>will be my first time doing weed. kind of excited
>on our way out, annoying girl comes along our way
>lets call her kate
>"hey what are you up to?"
> ehm...eh... not much, cant say that we will gonne get fucking hammered, for obvious reasons
>try to get rid of her
>doesnt work.jpg
>decide to take one for the team and misdirect her, while the others escape to smoke weed

cont?
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>>38021125
Yeah, I'd like more.
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Well fuck it, im going to post it regardless of what you are thinking

>hang around with her the whole evening, cant get rid of her
>talk with her about all kinds of stuff
>actualy she's pretty cool and kind of cute
>feel sorry for her since nobody sees more in her than the annoying girl
>hang around with her for the rest of the trip
>become friends
>sit next to each other in class
> start getting feelings for her. there it goes.jpg
>know she would reject me since beta, got some skin problems and realy ugly glasses in need of a good haircut and skinny. low self esteem for my looks
>besides my looks i wasnt a total loser, liked by everyone in class, was some kind of smart and argued with my teachers a lot
>even get elected class spokesman after kate suggests me "hey anon, you know who would be a good spokesman? - you"
> stuff like that leads to me falling for her
>fast forward a few months
>madly in love
> im the personen closest to her in her whole life by now
> know everything going on in her life
> one day she says she needs to tell me something
> its about her crush
>describes him tall, blone, cute, super nice
>heart skipes a few beats since i am all of that (and fucking ugly at that time)
>could that be real?
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>of course not, wouldnt write a greentext if it would be or?
> its her fucking driving instructor about 10 years older than her
> heart kinda breaks
> listen to her stories about him for the next months
> she gets realy sad because he got a girlfriend and wont notice her
>try to comfort her the best i could although the thought of her with another one kills me inside
> goes on and on for months
> getting pretty sad myself
> everyone except her already noticed i have a crush on her
> on a birthdayparty of a classmate, both of us are there. we even picked a gift together
> everyone drunk as fuck
>she is talking to another girl about her miserable love situation
> nobody can hear it anymore since she talks about nothing else even in class
> drunken girls losses it
>you need to get over him, you miss out a lot of great guys, great guys like anon
>overhear this
>oh shit
>kate looks at me
>Is that true anon?
> yeah its true i admit

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>tfw unironically going to buy this

Sick of the memes; that piece of shit ran out years ago and now I'll take care of her better than any man
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Can't make this shit up lmao
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>i'm not the cuck
>i'm the guy raising another guy's offspring
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>>38021105

why do you need a shirt for it?

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In a post ID ABCDEFGH

G means that you are

1 an autist
2 a redditard
3 a basic normie
4 a Stacie
5 a Chad
6-7 your average lonely robot
8 a trap
9 a /pol/ nazi
0 just gay


and H means that you

1 marry and loose your virginity to a roast, leading a mildly miserable life
2 take the black pill
3 die in a trap gang rape when r9k convinced you to hire a trap prostitute
4 die a virgin in a plane crash
5 find a qt Christian virgin and find true happiness in your nuclear family
6 die when lack of resources on the mars colony cause people to resort to cannibalism
7 die from cancer when you are too shy to tell your qt doctor about a tumor you found
8 die in the second meme war
9-0 continue scrolling through r9k, numbing your mild depression

This might be cancer, I'm sorry
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>you are just gay and die in a trap gang rape cause r9k
Makes sense bump
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>>38021103
fuggin rollin m8
i just want to die anyway
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>>38021103
bumping this original tghread
r7Xf

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Screencap thread
prefered
> sad stories
> love stories
> neet storys
> /biz/ storys

i start
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>>38021077
>Supernatural Beast City
nice.
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I'll contribute to this thread.
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>>38021140
i like anons beta father and his morningstar

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I'm 49. I've had sex with 8 chicks since I was born. 7 girls were when I was 43-45. I lost my virginity at the age of 22, to a girl who probably just took pity on me, because I've always had confidence issues. I'm decent looking and have a slightly above average penis. The reason I fucked seven girls in my 40's and 1 when I was younger is because if you lift and work at your body, then when you hit the golden years (40's and 50's) girls with daddy issues throw themselves at you, because all girls, even the normal ones, subconsciously want to have sex with their dads. Trust me. Also, the eight and final girl became my wife. Just think about that. I convinced a 27 to marry a 45 year old. Me, a beta. I don't know how, but I did. We have three kids and her parents hate me because I'm almost twice her age, but I love her. If you're ever feeling down because no one loves you, just know, even if you have to wait decades, you will find someone eventually, or atleast have a meaningless fuck. Think about that.
>mfw I did it
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>>38021068
Supppp Oldfa
Oregami
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>>38021068
>even if you have to wait decades, you will find someone eventually

Even if I make no effort and am a fat piece of shit with a mnimum-wage job at that age?
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>>38021068
>and her parents hate me because I'm almost twice her age
Being really helpful there, bro.

t. over 40 with a 20 year old girl

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Went to mall today and got my pendant fixed. Yay, I'm so ecstatic.
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I'd like to unsubscribe from this blog please
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>>38021065
What blog? I don't own one? At least to my present knowledge that is. Unless someone has posed as me. Do what you want, I guess.
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>>38021065
^
this isn't tumblr please leave

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