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>>39487688
Oh fuck. I looked the term up, and yeah basically me. I've always been an outcast and had a shitty childhood. The outside world is terrifying. So here I stay with my vidya and anime.

>>39487790
>The outside world is terrifying.


I can absolutely agree to that.

>>39487790

Same here i can relate i been one for 11 years and my reasons are the following.


>Be bullied throughout both middle school and high school for having autism and being myself
>Lots of drama going on inside family home (Will not go into detail)
>Socially awkward
>Hate going outside
>Do not agree with a lot of things in this society.
>Feel betrayed by own age peers because i was not socially accepted by them
>Shit parents (Still love them to an extent though)
>Closeted pedophile (Could never tell my parents i dont wanna be disowned for an attraction i did not choose)
>To red pilled about the world to live a normalfag lifestyle i guess thats what happens when you're on the internet 24/7
>Hate most people
>One part of me loves being alone, this part of me loves to get away from everything and everyone.
>Feel protected when inside my room

>>39487645
d-do you have any more pictures like this? asking for a mate....

>>39487692
All the other ones I have are private lewds and I won't share without permission. Sorry friend.

>>39487645
>>tfw no sissy gf to mark with my seed
This

>>39487633
Unironically saying "I love you" to someone and actually feeling it.

>>39487633
Nothing. Take that however many ways you want.

>>39487633
told a black girl god left her in the oven too long

>>39487621
My girlfriend of two years loves sex, but is also reserved, never sends nudes or asks for them, very romantic girl. Guess I were lucky.

She wants to fuck. What are you doing nigga? Are you gay?

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>meet girl on tinder
>love her aesthetic
>talk a while, she just moved into my town
>meet up and show her around
>artsy, funny, same obscure taste in lo-fi music and UG rap as me
>even listens to Death Grips and Crystal Castles unironically
>I'm usually a mediocre at best lover
>with her I can go at it for hours
>she tastes great and I want to rip her head off while I'm fucking her, as intimate as things can be.
>feels like I've known her forever and she feels the same
>it's like I'm looking into a mirror
>know this will end in the worst pain of my life and that I'll never be happy again after she goes
>she might have cancer

I haven't felt this way in years and I now remember why.

>>39487549
i would think its some sort of cosplay/party event thing

>>39487549
Nothing because I don't care what others wear as long as it isn't degenerate whore clothing.

>>39487556
Can you wear clothes like this everyday like it's 1905?

>>39487536
No, that was just late-nighties/early-two-thousands New Yorkian type of comedy.

I've never seen this show/sketch before, but Adam Lanza used to like it before he killed himself, so I like it too by association. Why are you insulting the manza's good taste?

>>39487574
Still, black people are always so much funnier.

same but i'm not too bothered by it

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>>39487458
Yeah. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to anime and if I don't watch at least a show a day I'd get irritable and lash out at whoever is around me ;_;
mou ii, ookii dakimakura ga kaou to omou

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>>39487458
This reminded me of something that happened a few days ago. I was eating a burger at mcdonalds and a girl walked up to me. She pointed at my car and asked if it was mine. I nodded. She said it looked cool (it's a beat up old mustang with paint peeling off of it and literal holes in the chassis). I ignored her. After an awkward silence she walked away. I completely forgot about it until now. I thought I was daydreaming when it happened but now I am sure that it actually happened. Six years ago I would've cut my foot off for an opening like that, but now I can't imagine even talking to a girl.

>>39487434
Yes hi Queensland here

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>>39487434

Australia is Chad central, get me out.

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>>39487434
Melbourne here
pic related

>>39487408
do you eat her ass at the end?

>>39487423
I presume she just wakes up, but I didn't beat the game.

>>39487408
I dreamed of an amazing video game where I was the girl

too bad my dreams are always incomplete
>ywn have a dream where you're a cute fighter girl who gets raped by slimes

Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while

>>39487527
Heaven can wait we're only watching the skies

>>39487537
Hoping for the best but expecting the worst. Are you gonna drop the bomb or not?

>>39487360
stop being a faggot, staying awake at night and sleeping during the day is true robot life anyways

>>39487360
Wake up at 8 am and blast whatever music you like to piss them off. Maybe they'll learn a lesson eventually.

If it's a house over, yes, call the cops. You shouldn't have to leave your home at 4:00 AM to tell some retard to fuck off with their noise.

If it's an apartment/condo situation, just bang on the floor/wall/ceiling, depending on where they are in relation to you. That's the universal "shut the fuck up, we're trying to sleep" sign. If that fails, contact your property manager or the HOA.

I've been in your situation before, Anon. I know how shitty it is. I did it the "right" way by knocking on his door and politely asking him to keep it quiet, but that only stopped it for 2 weeks or so - he slowly ramped up to doing it again, and once I complained to the property manager, he finally stopped.

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gotta work faster wagie, you're always running out of time

>>39487355
Thats a nice blanket my fellow neet looks very comfy.

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>>39487355
Lel I am salaryfag so I get paid even if I dont do my job haha sucks to be a wagekek

There's a whole country full of people needing drugs and not enough people to transport them. Get to it anon.

>>39487366
I don't even know where to begin Le not origami meme

The south american wild west trade is long gone anon, but there's still the dark net

>>39487340
Kys faggot baka
original

>>39487375
thanks for bumping my thread anon, I don't deserve it :3

>>39487422
You sound like a cute boy in a christian and non-degenerate way

You're boiling it in too much water anon
But sticky white rice is great with lots of sauces, buy a jar of sweet and sour sauce and then cook a chicken breast in the oven for half an hour and have that with it!

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>>39487311
You should try boiling some spaghetti. It's pretty hard to mess that up.

>>39487359
>r9k
>"it's hard to fuck up spaghetti"

I really fuckin doubt it.