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all my colleagues were whispering and found out that I was a replacement of a guy go commited suicide the day before.

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>>38027197
First day as Asset Protection Associate, everyone is cool, and its an easy job; however, it gets interesting when we have a shoplifter. Excellent job, but Im looking for something else, since they dont pay much.

>>38027197
>women who I've rung up before comes in another day
>she recognizes me and asks for someone else to help her because I'm "slow"
Fucking bitch I'm the cashier so you can let me help you or leave. At least my manager had my back and refused the bitch

>>38027137
Make a website, upload photos , promote your work on Reddit and other art site, make a DeviantArt account, you could totally sell your stuff

>>38027137
You could get into coffin design. From pic, you'd make some decent coffins.

>>38027323
thanks, that's about what I thought, just wanted a second opinion.
>>38027378
I didn't make those but if I can get my hands on some decent wood and tools I could, I'm thinking of doing a little handmade woodwork too. It would be cool to get into designing and making bigger things.

>>38027113
>A house
>not THE house

>>38027124
troled

PARTY ROCK

I hate that this made me laugh

>>38027088

Used to say Catholic. Now I say raised Catholic.

I say the truth.

>>38027088
I used to make something up to avoid seeming like a fedora, but now I just say atheist. They asked, they can't complain if I tell them.

Literally who man? i think his special power is summoning janies

>>38027069
Moot Zuckerberg, the creator of facebook.

>>38027055
Depends. Will Sigourney Weaver be in the robot suit from Aliens or not?

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Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good time
Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
We just wanna see ya, shake that
Everyday I'm shufflin' shufflin' shufflin'
Step up fast and be the first girl to make me throw this cash
We get money don't be mad now stop, hatin' is bad
One more shot for us another round
Please fill up my cup don't mess around
We just wanna see you shake it now
Now you wanna be you're naked now
Get up, get down
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get down
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get down
Put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound
Put your hands up to the sound
Get up, get up, get up
Get up, get up, get up
Get up, get up, get up
Put your hands up to the sound, to the sound
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

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Party rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And we gon' make you lose your mind
Everybody just have a good good good time
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Shake that
Everyday I'm shufflin'
Put your, put your
Put your, put your
Put your, put your
Your hands up
Put your, put your
Put your hands up
Your hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up

Stop posting nigger music

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>>38026915
HY SUIDWAD WANA SUC MI SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT *shitting intesifies*

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We have 550 members already

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>>38026951
Uh white and based uh
white and based uh
He's white and based
white and based uh uh

Uh he's always there
Always monitoring
He wants to post it:
"Reminder to ignore and report shitposting"
Uh

Uh
Uh white and based uh
white and based uh
He's white and based
white and based uh uh
Uh!

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>>38026905
I love you too, anon.
Originalll comm

>>38026905
Yeah, just ignore it. You arent gay just a faggot. Same thing happened to me. I'd fantasize about kissing my best friend and other dating stuff for a while but it's just the lonliness. Don't take it seriously.

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>>38026905
if it feels natural just go with it.
there's precious little to enjoy in our lives anyway

>>38026903
>Several. And you can't tell anyone.

I don't think anyone would say no. just hit it from behind. pull her hair. spank her ass. bury your thumb in her while you fuck her pussy. nut in her. aww yeee

Haha no sorry gotta run bye

Post the one with her wearing the pantyhose,
Also is she using a site somewhere?

No I don't think so really.
But I'm a man. We have very wide sexual preference generally. So perhaps it does but not that much really.

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>16 year old girls are posting on /r9k/ right now

>>38026864
my preference OF the other sex or preferences IN the other sex?

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me
i think i have very little time left until i go full bonkers. i know its approaching, i feel it creeping in.
jesus i don't know what to do

>>38026812
how do you know? you didn't give any context so you come off as edgy

>>38026812
I come to this site because I'm diagnosed with aspergers but now it's full of women
So yes

>>38026803
>How do I save myself?
next time relax and you'll enjoy it

>>38026803
>gf
ahhh...sigh....GET-THE-FUCK-OUT
Unironically go away and kill yourself and your "gf"

>>38026815
At first it was really humiliating but it wasn't terrible, after a while she got really rough and it hurt. I'm not sure how anyone enjoys this...

>>38026771
>What's it like being mixed race?
>Is it true that you get rejected by both races?
No
That's the stupidest shit I've ever heard

My Indian family treats me like an Indian and my white family treats me like I'm white

What is this "rejection" bullshit? You think they are gonna cast you out? Not let you in at family get togethers?

>>38026771
Depends. I live in a super liberal city. No one seems to give a shit. It also helps that I'm not fucking weird looking.

How would anyone draw 90 minutes out of this concept?

>>38026770
I'm in the middle of a two week fast. No food, just water, a little coffee in the morning, and electrolyte supplements. Going to lose a bit of weight, then possibly transition into an intermittent fasting kind of a deal.

Also, after dropping out of college two years ago, I've decided to finish up this year, so I've been practicing note taking after work every day. I don't think I'll need the note taking skill, I've gotten this far without it, but I think the discipline is a good thing to practice so that I'll be on top of my homework when the time comes.

This year is going to be hard, because I have an apartment and a car payment now, whereas last time I was in college, it was as a dependent on my father. Now I have to keep my personal finances together as well as my schoolwork.

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>>38026770
>starting second attempt at Uni with a meme degree at the other side of the planet
>still can't finish any personal projects
>got dick surgery about 2 weeks ago

>Saving?
I've been saving for a house for a while now, but I recently decided that I should spend it on travel. I only live once and seeing the world seems much more fun than just having my own house.

>Romantic interests?
I'm dating someone I met on /r9k/ and we might make it official soon.

>Vidya?
Purchased a lot on the Steam sale, started a few games (Playing through DS3 now)

>>38026694
>Something bad happens irl.
>Go online and immediatly feel safe and sound again.
I feel nervous when Im not in my room shitposting on 4chan.

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>>38026694
>leave house
>feel amazing
how do you enjoy the normie world?

>leave house
>feel terrible
>stay home
>feel terrible and post on 4chan
I can't fucking win