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Bumpppity bo0o0o bopp

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We're waiting for you anon

WTF???
THIS SERVER IS FILLED WITH CHILD PORN

>>38027651
Do more faggit

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>>38027651
mfw scrawny arms but average body

>when you realize your out of shape finally
Welcome to the club

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>>38027634
Boston here, let's do this

>>38027634
>4chan meetup
Is it safe to go there without getting shot?

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>>38027634
Fuck i wish i lived close to boston now

1. have to put on a tough manly guy act (and not wanting to do this is the whole reason I'm not normal / failed normal to begin with)
2. need a lot of money for the bike, upkeep and long trips, which I don't have as a NEET

>>38027676
So you're girly? Dude, femboys can't be robots. Everyone wants one.

>>38027714
no, I get undifferentiated in that one masculinity/femininity quiz

aka just a dumb manchild who never grew up past age 11

>>38027605
I hate money so much that I would rather (and probably will) die than to work

>>38027639
the concept of currency? I can understand that but you need it to live

>give it nearly a year
>Open myself up to somebody again
>Think this is it its finally right itll work
>Get my heart ripped out, memed on like no other

If your uncle is young enough to know about bitcoin you're probably under-age.

>>38027593
Are you related to the anon who posted the exact same thread the other day but he instead found those bitcoins "at the bottom" of his grandfather's old computer?

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This is copypasta, don't let the thread go into the hundreds of replies, you bunch of retards.
>>38027687
Thank you. Hopefully this one isn't successful, and OP finally offs himself.

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I'm growing it out, hopefully by next year it doubles in length

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>>38027549
Pic related is goal hair, just holding out on the facial surgery to pull it off

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My hair looks like the girl from the Grateful Dead. People say I look like a girl a lot

>>38027521
>g and d
so you just started since those are the easiest next to E and Em.
Wait til you try to learn F. it sucks

recently started playing mine again after a few months of break.

>>38027521
took me about a week to perfect A, Am,C, D, E, Em, and G

>>38027571
OP here .im having trouble with the finger position for d i have g almost done now but my fingers on d are hitting the first string so it becomes muted trying to figure out different positions for d right now

>>38027508
I'm too much of a pussy to do that.

>>38027508
I did it on break from college, it was fun. The crackhead trannies kept trying to get inside.

the thing about being a security guard (or at least starting out) is you have no fucking idea where they will place you.

You could be doing nightshift security at a construction site (spooky and very uncomfy in winter), condo concierge (100% comfy), watching cameras at an airport (also very comfy), OR you could end up doing daytime mall security having to deal with large crowds and packs of shithead nigger teens in the food court (0% comfy)

Job varies hugely depending on where you are placed. Barely anything happens at condos, except drunk people. You could get thieves and crackheads at construction sites.

>>38027507
>Have you ever eaten at a restaurant while sitting across a QT?
No

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no, i never have you cock sucker. delete this fucking post immediately

>>38027507
yes, but usually I like sitting next to her.

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>>38027468
Whites naturally assume a feminine role.
For every 1 black trap there's 500 whites.

They literally crave BBC like every other white girl too.

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>>38027610
That's ridiculous. Blacks have more estrogen.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17456570

>>38027636
But i was told black women are ugly and that its cause they have too much testosterone..

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Here we go again. Sexually active fags are not welcome.

>>38027487
Sex is just sex, my dude. You guys need to stop being betas and putting women/sex on a pedestal. We're all just human after all

>>38027374
6/10 isn't bad.
That must mean you're like a 7/10 at least so go fuck yourself

>>38027364
reported and saged. stop posting this uggo bitch

>>38027364
>We have custom Aggy emojis
nice

>>38027400
She's gorgeous. I just fall deeply into her eyes.

EGGS BOX GOT NO GAMES

It's insane to think about how much money Chad Warden would have made if he continued Youtubing.

>>38027260
BITCHES. WHAT UP BITCHES?
PEE ESS TRIPLE

>>38027249
It's quite an interesting thought, one that floats occasionally into my mind. It's as if, I am the perfect accumulation of everything bad that has been passed on from my ancestors. Obviously, everyone of my direct ancestors mated. What makes me different? I can't put my finger on it, and perhaps it's because I honestly don't care, but I can't be bothered to find the root cause.

In essence, that's cool, and fuck off normies

>>38027249

Yes I know. Leave now thxs

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>>38027249
Normie here. Already have.