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I've seen some threads about this before here on /r9k/, so I'm curious. I tried making some beats a few months ago but didn't succeed because I didn't know where to start. I watched videos on youtube a lot but still couldn't figure out how to do it. I don't know anything about music theory.
If there is someone who has a little bit of experience who can help me get started and stuff, please leave an e-mail address or something and I will contact you.
I have a "wanna be" beat that I made back then, if you guys are interested in hearing it I will upload it somewhere.
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>>38032644
I've made a few hundred tracks in my life.
Some for professional reasons.
Some of those flopped because the artist sucked but it always looks bad if you can't polish the turd.
Worked with shitty local music for over 10 years.
And produced hundreds of my own which I don't care if they ever reach human ears.
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>>38032695
cont.
pretty much was my shitty career through life thus far. Ask away for my non interesting answers.
If I don't respond you took too long to ask and I went away to fap to traps.
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>>38032716
Is it worth learning? How much were you making? What genre were you producing? Where can I find some well explained tutorials?
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>tfw got asked for nudes by a random again today
>tfw asexual
Everyone just wants to have sex with me, no one wants to walk down town or watch movies or get italian sodas and coffee and talk about what's on our minds, just hit up for sex how do normiesexuals deal with this shit
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sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sagesagesagesage
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>attractive enough to be able to talk to people without them being repulsed
NORMIES THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38032835
Surely no one is this ugly
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Why does all porn have awful acting and dialogue in it?
I'm not expecting Shakespearean level work but it would legitimately just be better if they were silent. Who likes that shit? I only ever hear people complain about porn dialogue. Who actually wants to hear "UNGH FUCK ME WITH YOUR BIG DICK UNGH IT'S SO BIG AND THICK" when they're having sex or masturbating? It's stupid. It's unsexy. Stop talking you idiots. Why is this still included in porn in 2017?
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Just watch hentai and don't read the subtitles.
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>>38032595
I can only fap to 2d at this point desu
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>>38032595
Stop watching porn it bad for your mental health.
Porn is one of the evil tool that (((they))) used.
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Girl I lost my virginity doesn't remember having sex with me 2017-06-29 07:01:41 Post No.38032538
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Girl I lost my virginity doesn't remember having sex with me
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>lost virginity to girl last year
>she tells me she has a bad memory and often doesn't recall events
>doesn't remember having sex with me last year
>gives me the general be yourself spiel
At this point am I still a virgin?
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>>38032538
Be honest, you raped her when she was drunk.
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>>38032558
no I didn't...
I ran into her and she didn't remember having sex with me. She says she was gangbanged as a kid, and from then on her memory has been hazy and she doesn't remember anything.
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>>38032590
From the information you just disclosed sounds like you should forget the whole thing too.
So was she raped? Before you I mean. Details my man
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README-MISINFORMATION 2017-06-29 06:59:21 Post No.38032511
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This should be a given, but I would like to point out that you shouldn't believe everything you read on 4chan. Make sure to always check the sources.
Pic related was posted in a woman-hate thread earlier. The picture is false. I don't know how old the picture is(one of the sources listed was from 2010), so it's not sure that it was meant to deceive, but it is false regardless.
Here is the link proving that it's false: https://www.shu.edu/communication-arts/news/research-debunks-id-of-rosie-the-riveter.cfm
To summarize, the girl in the picture is not actually Geraldine Hoff, but a different unrelated girl. Don't take my word for it, check the source. It's on wikipedia too.
This is just an example of misinformation. There are other infographics out there that are false as well. ALWAYS check the source.
Please bump the thread so others can see.
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>>38032511
>this one shittily reasearched pic debunks everything else.
Well, check your sources regardless, lads, because that's exactly the argument the roasties and the reddit betas are going to use. Stick to the truth, no need to lie when your position is the one supported by reality.
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>>38032511
I appreciate the effort, but you gotta where you are on the internet. Most of the stuff here is false, so don't get too worked up. Whenever I look into the "proofs" and links people here give for any issue, it is almost always a case of linking to some meme website which blatantly misinterprets/misquotes the source material. Either that, or linking to a funded "study" which has no standing, peer review and even has an admitted bias. Or posting an image which further misinterprets the findings of an already-debunked study from 40 years ago. Sometimes they just give up and post youtube rants as sources.
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>>38032546
What are you saying?
>>this one shittily reasearched pic debunks everything else.
I never said that. Try reading my post again.
>Well, check your sources regardless, lads,
THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING SAID.
>>38032612
I know. Unfortunately a lot of people here don't.
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What happens if two wizards lose their virginity to each other under a full moon
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>>38032503
i may not be a wizard, but do you want to fuck me under the moon and find out if something amazing happens?
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>>38032503
Some gay shit happens, some badly lit gay shit.
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>>38032503
Is there such a thing as a girl wizard?
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Why are so many people obsessed with anime? i've watched some here and there and the storylines were cool but after all these years I still don't get why I see people with anime avis almost all the time (and of course the weirder stuff...)
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Because cutie anime girls.
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>>38032502
They don't want to grow up and face the fact that real life isn't a magical fairyland.
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Because it's escapism at it's finest. Things happen in anime that couldn't be filmed in real life without costing a fortune. It's the only place I have seen huge dragon fights, epic gory deaths, and futuristic settings that are immersive enough to lose myself in completely. The settings and storylines are beyond anything a movie could do. Plus, anime has adult themes and adult humor to make it better than average children's cartoons. I love it.
tl;dr It's fun to lose myself in the fantasy of anime.
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ITT: Gruesome ways to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu69H9HDCrQ
^ Guy stuck in pressure cooker full of tuna. The smell of the tuna and the impending doom as the steam fills the pot and the door closes would be nightmarish.
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>>38032473
fuck, hopefully he drowned first
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>>38032473
Hold on to your butts...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WaIoXN-7FjM
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>>38032543
Fuck this.
Going down a tight crevasse head first is crazy enough, but getting stuck upside down for hours and them having to break your legs only to unsuccessfully free you keeps me up at night.
Is NEETdom responsible for the development of incredibly dark and sadistic fetishes?
pls send help :(
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>>38032448
I don't remember when I got this fetish but I'm glad that I am a sadistic fucker.Imagine about torture a girl make my dick hard as fuck its beautiful.
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>>38032448
Sauce on this?
Sndisbakusnwjwj
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>>38032992
https://e-hentai.org/g/960805/b39b6880b3/
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>>38032948
are you not scared that this may say something about you as a person or that at some point it can become an obsession? i know this are far fetched preoccupations but i feel like a psycho for liking this stuff.
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>have upcoming date
>masturbate
>cancel date
>tfw
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>>38032443
Dodged a bullet, now you can play vidya.
What you playing? Also pics of girl, preferably up skirt, that's my fetish
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>>38032472
>What you playing?
Civilization VI even though I'm getting bored with it
Might try Stellaris
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>>38032488
How about some of the following:
Skyrim
ESO
Bloons TD Battles
Magic Duels
Dark Souls
CSGO
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Fembots, what was your father like? Was he a chad? Did you have an Electra complex? Are you a ddlg
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>>38032438
that pic iscuteit's porn isn't it
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He was always the gentle giant type. All of 6'5" and just huge. He had this deep bellowing voice that used to make me vibrate if I was laying on his chest. He was always really sweet to me and used to carry me to bed every night up until his death when I was 14. He was shot by people trying to rob his auto shop.
I didn't want him to fuck me no, and I'm not a DDLG but I have a thing for huge guys that give great hugs and have hands so big they can wrap around mine with room for 5 passengers.
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>>38032637
That's interesting. My dad died when I was 13. Fricked me up now I'm here.
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>"girl" adds me on discord
>lives near me
>we talk for a bit
>starts complaining about her orbiters
>tells me she's glad that I'm so much more sociable
>says I'm better than her orbiters and she's glad to talk to me
>starts joking about being my gf
Am I being rused or did I get an internet gf
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Do you fuck her? If no shes not your gf.
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This is how she indoctrinates new orbiters.
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>>38032429
>Do you fuck her? If no shes not your gf.
you dumb faggit there are more ways to make love to someone that benis in bagina
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I'm hung, white and 6' tall WHERE IS MY FEMBOT GF.
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>>38032408
Shoot yourself with that coconut gun
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>>38032414
I would if only I had one
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>>38032408
HIS HONKEY DONKEY IT FIRES IN SPURTS
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White Fembot here. Any other girls think black men are incredible? Like, I can't stop fantasizing about them even though I have a white bf. I watch a lot of cuck porn. It turns me on like no other.
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Stupid post, but it attracted me anyway.
Half black boys complete qts. Any blackbots out there who read this, you are cute.
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>>38032383
haha black man here, I have a black girlfriend but I really want a white guy to fuck her in front of me! xD do you believe me guys?
Fuck off with your garbage bait
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>baiting this bad
must really be a woman wtf
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Seems basically impossible to get a high quality job in Japan as a foreigner, the only way is transferring within some corporation to the Japanese office,and that sounds difficult. Nobody wants to be a damned english teacher. Just have to accept that our inferior gaijin brains and bodies are not meant to settle in the blessed land of Nippon, and we should feel blessed that the godlike Japanese people even allow us to visit their utopia. If they allowed groidjin to stay they would harbor a criminal underclass that causes societal strife.
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>tfw you will never experience a wizard anti-social hikki friendly ramen shop like this
>you will never be comfy like that
>no one to judge you eating
>no normies on a date to see and get bitter about
>no tip expected no staff bothering you
>pay with via vending machine
wish i was born in Japan
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Of course you can.
If you're Chad
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their whole culture is about work, they're all workaholic. Doubt anyone here wants to work all day and get home really late, so you can wake up early.