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>>38035990
>no girl that is a cookie cutter knock off of some girl I idolize
Wow good job dude

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>>38036016
Bilinda is much too old for me at this point. Although she has aged very well, the age gap is just too big.

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>tfw no Elsa gf

lt hurts

haha wow nice blog post
a thread died for this

>>38036050
>a thread died for this
It's /r9k/ nothing of value was lost if anything maybe a roastie thread died and it was beneficial

Good for you, anon. I've learned there is really no downside for me expressing my interests. Yes it turns certain people off, but it is also more likely to connect. I figure I'm only looking for one or two friends, so if I turn a bunch of people off in the process of making one or two right ones that's not too bad.

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Daily reminder that we don't care

Then how have i never smelled it on anyone else?

So what? If they care so much about me getting cum in my undies maybe they should catch it in their mouths so it won't make a mess.

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>>38035904
black chicks are rarely hot but when they are
>MUH DIK

>>38035931
>tfw the majority of black women in my country are fat middle aged African immigrants

Feels bad man

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>>38035904
>What do?
obviously get fucking stuck in there

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What nice dubs you have, OP.

>>38036047
Thanks man, I didn't even recognize them. I like your picture, wojack looks happy which is always nice to see.

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>>38036655
>double dubs
Not sure if this counts as twice or three times in a row, nevertheless, you need to be rewarded
Have another cute wojak picture

Why, are you a nice pure white guy?

>>38035870
>khv
>am not rude and don't talk much
>I'm white
I think so

>>38035847
I don't understand why fembots don't take up some of the "date" offers desu. If they don't want to be alone anymore, why not contact some of the many thirsty betas that spout their location in threads and ask to be their bf?

>>38035781
That looks fucking disgusting. You should stop eating meat tbqh

Eat healthy. It's normally cheaper than shit fast food

Chicken bake is pretty good with their pizza and icecream

>>38035776
How do i overcome fear of sexual intimacy?

>>38035785

Try figuring out why this scares you. It could be:

- personal shame (body, desires, etc)
- past experiences with intimacy (rape, abuse, molestation)
- disliking physical touch

And other things. Can you narrow it down?

>>38035807
Can you possibly link to the old thread please? I cant find it in the archives and I'd really like to read it.

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Later that night
>be me
>be walking to shops
>hoodie on
>shadowboxing up the street
>remember potato cut man
>start practicing potato stab
>look up
>young woman with groceries approaching me
>car across the road in parking lot with lights on
>see look of pure horror in her eyes

>>38035746
Show him your dick. Ask him what he's doing but say it like a faggot. It's your only way out of this autism.

>>38035768
My roommate is a girl

>>38035720

I'm only offended by those gay dudes coming here to destroy this board with penises and gay related threads

>>38035735
didn't mean that sort of offending but I get what you mean. Fucking faggots.

>>38035720
sometimes, I think it has more to do with how i'm feeling at the moment, If I've been feeling like shit it's more likely I get offended by some random insult

>>38035682
for some people missery was in the cards for them the moment they were born. you have some traits you cant change. you dont fit in. you're fucked. thats it. try to dull the pain in a way that wont cripple you longterm

>>38035682
I can help. I can't reply for about another half hour but I will reply, I promise.

>>38035722
there are people who got better so there is possibility low as it may be

>>38035677
>be skinny and have lon hair
>automaticly become 10/10

woah women have it hard

>dat silky smooth hair
Goddamn. And I get a bird's nest.

>>38035689
Yeah it's not like she has great eyes, jawline, chin, cheekbones, nose and lips right?

>you will never
These threads are weird because you guys always describe shit that you can do.

>>38035687
This niggy
I always wanted to be surrounded by Gunpla at the Gunpla museum, and it's a probably gonna happen eventually if I keep working at it.
Traveling can be expensive I'm sure, but what I'm more sure about is that you'll be able to do it if you're really serious about it.

>>38035687
>>38035711
>Implying you can afford to travel when you don't have a job
Fuck off normies

where are his balls? roided away?

>>38035674
You're a faggot and you should kys. Also I hate you.

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>>38035674
such muscle body and such a small penor.

seems like you need him to just carry heavy weights around the house

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>>38035567
Yes
When our countries go to shit I turn into King Ramses II

>>38035567
Maybe if you did something about it instead of being a loser posting anime pictures online you wouldn't have a shit country.

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>>38035660
i cannot do anything about it.
the politics system here is fucked and will always be islamophilic