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Alright /r9k, what is your absolute favourite album of all time?
I will give every single one in this thread a listen.
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>>38038595
I wouldn't say I have an absolute favorite of all time, but I've been bumping this a lot.
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>>38038595
>Cuckver
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https://youtu.be/VQDwhAK95ds
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someday I will have a girlfriend and she will love me exactly th way I am
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No, you won't. Don't pretend.
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>>38038556
You don't know me
You don't know my life
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>>38038636
We know enough to be able to tell that it won't happen.
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Girl I lost my virginity doesn't remember having sex with me 2017-06-29 03:50:19 Post No.38038494
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Girl I lost my virginity doesn't remember having sex with me
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>lost virginity to girl last year
>she tells me she has a bad memory and often doesn't recall events
>doesn't remember having sex with me last year
>gives me the general be yourself spiel
At this point am I still a virgin?
Also what's the deal with that.
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no you goofball you just had sex with a whore. you're still a normie
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>>38038494
>she tells me she has a bad memory and often doesn't recall events
That's female talk for: I really want to forget about what happened so stop bringing it up please.
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>>38038494
>>38038557
This. Either she takes so much dick that she can forget who she fucked, or she's lying because she doesn't want to acknowledge she whored for you.
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>select all squares with cars
>no cars in image
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>>38038451
That's why it says to click skip if there are no cars.
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>>38038451
>he CONTINUES TO not use legacy captcha
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here bro just followt he simple guide
and remember to reply while quoting someone and dont click making a new post at the top
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>tfw have autism
>tfw you'll never be normal
>nobody will ever love you
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>>38038407
don't make your toon autistic next play then dummy
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>>38038435
why am i a dummy? you don't even know me
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>>38038435
this was a reddit tier joke.
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what do girl beds smell like?
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promiscuity
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I don't know, I've never been to one
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pussy sweat
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>5'3 in height
>my dicc is 4'9 when fully erect
>ugly as a motherfucker
>live not only in Brazil but in the most poor and violent region of Brazil
>sociophobic because girls in school always made fun of me, cant go out to buy bread without shaking and sweating
>23 yo and never had a job
>only fugged one ugly darkskin girl who looks like a frog with make up, and i was drunk and 17 at the time
>am on benzos all the time
Give me just one reason to keep on living, anons.
Just a single one.
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>>38038327
>Give me just one reason to keep on living
Join local gang and fuck girls
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>>38038327
Whats it like being in the poorest parts of Brasil, what was school like for you? Sounds like you have it pretty tough. First world anon here.
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>>38038327
For the meme
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Mfw I became best friends with an Asian trap.
Okay, yeah whatever call me a normie but im 25 so idgaf, I had to grow up and get a fucking job sometime.
Anyway
>Got job in new city after leaving my toxic home town where all my old friends have become coke and meth heads.
>Chinese Asian cutie across the desk keeps smiling at me everyday from day 1.
>Fuckyeah.jpg
>See her at the coffee machine, think of something impressive to start a conversation with.
>"That's a neet dress aha"
>Oh shit.. What? Why did the fuck did I say that?
>"Awww thanks anon, I like your shoes"
>Holyshit.jpg
>We end up talking for about 20 minutes and she eventually just takes out her phone and says "have my number"
>We meet for coffee and then a drink, the evening goes extremely good, we talk about our favorite hobbies and general everyday shit.
>"oh anon, do you like Anime?"
>Whatthefuck.jpg ?
>Why don't you come over and we'll watch it together?
Fuck yes.
Get images of me creampieing her while watching Hellsing Ultimate.
>Arrive at her place, one thing leads to another and we start kissing.
>Takes my arm and pulls me into the bedroom.
>removes her skirt..
>I see a dick
>WHY OH GOD WHY?!?
>I freak the fuck out and she starts panicking, "I'm sorry I thought you knew"
>After calming myself down I walked out and just as I was about to leave she said "Can we still be friends?"
>I thought why the fuck not? I never had any bro friends before who liked anime or video games so what's the fucking harm?
>Sure
We hang out every weekend now, chugging beers and watching anime.
I admit it robots it does get a bit awkward sometimes when she drinks and tries to suck my dick or when her inner male comes out and she walks about topless or ramdomly whips off her shirt and exposes those perky brown Asian titties, jiggling them while rage gaming.
Having a convincing Asian trap for a best bro is awesome. But that best bro is extremely hot and looks just like a Chinese girl.
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>>38038320
Fag
This is now original
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>>38038355
Lmao.
Buddy I would never have sex with them.
I'm a fag for having a best friend who is a guy?
We do everything guys do as friends but they have a pair of knockers.
What's wrong with that?
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>>38038320
Why do these ungrateful people get to have this miracle happen to them but not me? Life isn't fair.
>just finished defending my phd degree
>everyone around me is happy
>i feel empty inside
I am literally posting this from my phone at the reception
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What's your degree in anon?
Asking originally
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>>38038233
Fuck off normie brainchad scum
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>>38038233
get counseling
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Sometimes it feels like I'm a loser no matter what I do. Like many of you my limitations started making themselves really obvious during late elementary/middle school. While other boys easily made the transition into looking cool to women and having a normal social life I stagnated and made a few other loser male friends.
Nothing changed throughout all of highschool. I was sold the idea that if I went to a good uni and got a good job that everything will be better and I'll get girls and have a normal life. I tried this. In fact I really took it to heart and got into a top 20 uni for engineering. I'm still in uni but I really don't see my situation ever changing. The fact is that normal people have a healthy social life and hit vital development points WHILE building their careers. Not exclusively after doing so. I am a kissless virgin, of course. Never had a gf, and in fact never really had an intimate moment with a female. I can hardly even talk to them one on one. Even if I waited women would just want me for my money and I'd be at a higher risk of being fucked over in divorce.
It seems like if you're not one of the winning combinations of extroverted and good-looking it's over for you. I'm already not the best looking guy around and my attempts at being confident just made me come off as an ass and a poor attempt at covering up my insecurities.
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>>38038231
You don't have to be extroverted, you can be shy and awkward as fuck. FACE is EVERYTHING. If you have money, just drop everything and get plastic surgery asap.
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>>38038378
This, sadly.
Apparently I'm really attractive since I have girls approaching me all the time and hitting on me. It's all fine and dandy until they get to know me and realize there's nothing there.
If you aren't super attractive, then it'll be the opposite - you'll start off having a hard time attracting girls, but then they'll (hopefully) get to know you and want to date you. That's better for a lasting relationship, anyway, imo.
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People confuse confident with outgoing, and this is why "confidence" never works for them.
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD FEMMIES 2017-06-29 03:28:23 Post No.38038227
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GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOARD FEMMIES
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GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING FEMMIES, LEAVE, LEAVE NOW LEAVE. THIS PLACE IS NOT FOR YOUR KIND YOU NEED TO GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK,
YOU WILL NEVER BE ROBOTS
FEMBOTS DONT EXIST
AND YOU CANT FEEL LIKE WE DO
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s-sorry anon... just trying to enjoy my Thursday..
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listen..
no
because you don't know how we feel either
we share pain on this board
1.your pain is different from everybody else's; but everyone feels it
2.we're still human. being a bot doesn't depend on the gender.
3.chads/thots are the one creating us.
you need help you're badly hurt
i'm sorry for you.and hope the girls that hurt you might suffer to the end of time.
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>>38038227
I come here to laugh at people like you because it makes me feel better about myself.
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Why does this picture bother me so much? It gives me a weird feeling every time it's posted.
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>>38038226
As the person who made it, I was inspired to do so when my hikke cousin got arrested for CP.
It's the contrast between the unadulterated pleasure of cumming to degenerate shit and a lifetime of SHIT about to come cascading down upon poor Pepe.
We realize what's about to happen, but it's one millisecond before Pepe will- it's a climax suspended in animation.
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>>38038271
proof you drew it?
it's a classic pepe anyway
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>>38038311
I don't know how to prove it, I do have other Pepes I drew in the same style though.
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looking forward to your lunch break, wagecuck?
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Its 6:30 pm here so not really. Currently at home waiting for my food to be ready. I've got a delicious casserole in the oven. I usually do look forward to my lunch breaks though, because my and my fellow programmers usually have some pretty good conversations during them.
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>>38038210
I don't know who you are but stop making these threads you fat, ugly bald loser. Get a job and contribute to society you welp.
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>>38038281
Hook line and sinker, another ragie wagie!
Lemme guess, didn't have time for a nice hot cup of joe this morning? I tried a new blend today, and now I'm completely energized, despite the fact that I'm not shekelstein's wageslave. I think I'll lay in bed for the rest of the day...
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I really need help getting clean in the next 2 weeks. I smoke about a bowl or two a day, and have been for about 10 years. This job is the most important thing in my life right now, if I don't get it, I probably won't get another interview, my job history is dogshit and this place the only one I feel comfortable driving to and it's right around the corner where there is not much traffic. I don't want to get into an accident trying to get to work every day. What have you tried in the past that worked besides water and exercise?
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sauna. sweat it out. literally.
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You are looking for an easy way out of your situation I see. Like smoking weed has been your easy way out of facing the morbid depravity afflicting your life. I can't wait to have your soul in my hands. The only method that will work for you, because it is far too late for water and exercise to help, is to use synthetic urine.
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Vegetables. Preferably steamed.
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Hit me up with your best suicide memes to dull the pain.
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>>38038078
>dull the pain
the pain never stops, it's just going to come back, laughter is just a moment but suicidal thoughts last until the end
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>>38038078
It s a long ride to nowhere land
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>>38038101
Will they last my entire life? Is there nothing i can do? I'm kinda scared now.