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Robots only edition.

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398

Pin yourself, find new friends among robots.
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>>38039923
More like REEEMaps thread amirite?
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bumperinioregano
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how old is this map? i can't tell

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ITT: post and share small pleasures, life hacks, tips and tricks for things that we all encounter day to day to make them either more fun, easier, bearable, comfortable for robots.

Next time you take a shower, set your showerhead to jet stream and blast your ears. Not only does this clean your ears out but it feels fucking fantastic. Almost orgasmic at times. Some jet streams are harsher than others so be cautious.
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>>38039880
very nice way to get an ear infection
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Rip an apple in half with your bare hands and idiots will think you have inhuman strength even though it is easy as fuck when you know how. I showed my godson how to do it and some faggot stopped bullying him because he thinks he could crush is head in with his tiny hands.
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>>38039962
I've been doing this for years without a single issue or infection. Are you just a weak bitch with a so a weak immune system and fragile skin? Not like your body can't make more earwax.

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whats the problem with the indians?

white girls hate them and i dont know why
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>>38039869
Whit girls hate everyone because they're "sassy".
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Poo in loo. Stinky, stinky people.
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>>38039909
>>38039900
Pajeet here. Yes, it has happened to me before, and I'm perplexed.

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The native white people are being replaced by spics like this. How much longer until China dominates the world?
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>>38039829
source on video ?
Also i bet 30 -50 years until a nigger/chink domination and the fall of usa
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>>38039829
I tell you something that you probably don't want to know but did you know that these two can literally create blonde light eyed babies? crazy but I've seen it

I mean not these two, but pair a blonde blue eyed girl with a non full amerindian hispanic (basically not a chicano like most ''''americans'''') and you'll get a blonde blue eyed baby
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she looks like an uglier version of vixenshelby

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Why is it that it takes an emotional toll on a man when he finds out his partner has been cheating on him with another man... but it doesn't affect a woman that much when it happens to her?
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>>38039802
Women are heartless and will find a other male to leach on
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>>38039802
Im p sure both are very hurt when they find out someone cheated on them
Especially if the one they cheated woth is more attractive
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>>38039856
This is the real reason why.
In a week shes sucking and fucking a few dudes at a party next morning shes a changed women.
They all cheat
They are all whore
Hit women

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I want to use tinder to fuck whores but I don't want Facebook. What do I do
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Make an account that you wont use
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>>38039746
Pretty sure you don't need kikebook anymore. Just your phone number.
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>>38039780
Shows what you know, dummy

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Just get a haircut and change your clothes!
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Are you that ugly or are you just using this one very ugly guy as an excuse not to try
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>>38039707
he looks fabulous with that suit and hair.
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>>38039707
that haircut actually brings him to like a 3 instead of a 1, well done

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Ayy robots - I JUST FOUND OUT a girl selling nudes on snapchat "premium snap" etc has a boyfriend. Should I DM him on Instagram and let him know? On one hand I don't want to be a creep but I also feel the BF should know.
You decide robots(pic not related)
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>>38039692
Do it. It's called solidarity.
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>>38039704
I just told him. Let's see what happens
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>>38039692
I guarantee that he already knows. Grow up and mind your own business you bitter white knight faggot

>Killed 77
>Injured 319

How hard it is to actually cause a mortal wound? Every time there's a mass shooting or some terrorist attack there is a shitload of injured but very little fatalities. Even those recent faggots with the stabbings, how hard it is to stab someone fatally?
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>>38039611
>Kills 77 people
>Only gets 21 years in prison
That's only 100 days per person he killed.
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>>38039611
the human body is pretty tough desu
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>>38039718
The court can add years to the sentence forever. He's gonna spend the rest 50 years of his life in prison until he dies.

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Which one would you originally choose?
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>>38039595
blblblblblblb
gaga
origo
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>>38039603
dun dun
original
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>>38039603
Week, almost messed up looking only at the OP and choosing the middle.

After further review of the data presented the one on the left is the only choice.

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This is my tinder profile it. It helps me deal with the chronic boredom that one is subjected to as a neet. I've had it for about a month and already have over 300 matches and it has provided a solid level of entertainment in the form of living vicariously through an African God and reading the ridiculous messages women send me.
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i will continue milking the lol cow for the foreseeable future.
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>>38039641

>already writing a novel

I can see where you're coming from OP, but the autism from girls like this would bore the fuck out of me very quickly
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>>38039641
Ugh she sounds like a coalburner

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>Tfw dad has cancer
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Feels good man, enjoy trying to find a job and working while watching your father deteriorate
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>>38039520
It must run in the family since this post is cancer
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>>38039520
Sorry to hear that brobot, were here for you my dude, i hope he gets better
>>38040256
ignore the salty cunt, he wants to feast off of your sorrow

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If God was real, how would you want the afterlife to be?

I really hate the Christian idea of heaven. Seems so fucking boring. I'd rather God give us all a second chance at our life and send us back to repeat our lives, EXACTLY as they already played out, except with little perks, like maybe make me not as ugly, and have all the wisdom i gained in my previous life engrained deep in my subconsciousness, so that i end up making better decisions this time around.
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>>38039437
Fuck that gay shit, I hope there's no afterlife, nothing. My conciousness just fades away into the void and I'm free from this realm.
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>>38039437
God will have to beg my forgiveness
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>>38039437
>implying your weak human mind can comprehend even the smallest fraction of what heaven means

you're retarded

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>person actively plots and carries out a murder
>life in prison or executed
>company makes a product and is warned by their own researchers/staff that it's dangerous
>shut them up and sell the product to the public anyway
>dozens, hundreds, even thousands die
>get tiny fine that they can easily pay and keep doing business

How come corporations seem to be able to get away with anything? Not only that, why do so many people defend corporations who would gladly screw them over for profit?
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>>38039434

Because Americans are retarded. Keep cutting taxes on corporations, I'm sure it'll trickle down one day. Oh wait, no, your companies still ship jobs to my country regardless.
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>>38039434
You deserve it XDDDXD just don't be born poor!!

People can say all they want about Canadian hospital wait times but at least when you have a broken leg you can get it fixed without having to worry about a $5000 dollar hospital bill. The rich people can go to private clinics, why do they not want the poor to have any healthcare at all?
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>>38040188

>why do they not want the poor to have any healthcare at all?
Because my leaf friend, we have more poor people who contribute nothing to the system than the entire population of your country. If you had tens of millions of nig nogs and illegals who take far more than they will ever contribute you would understand, though I guess you will soon enough when your country becomes New Somalia. In America, people who matter get cheap and good healthcare through their employer's health insurance.

I would be OK with single-payer if I lived in a country that was 90% or more white because costs would be reasonable since very few people would be leeching off the system and my taxes wouldn't be going to minority handouts. But as it is now, I don't want to pay more in taxes to pay for emergency surgery to remove bullets from Shaqwon the drug dealer after a drug deal went bad or for checkups for Pablo's 14 anchor babies or insulin for pic related's type 2 diabeetus he brought upon himself.

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Do you know anyone like this lad that thinks they are invulnerable and life revolves around them?
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>>38039432
Classic case of narcissism.
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>>38039432
yeah a lot of them and i want all of them dead.
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It's really baffling how someone can be so stupid. Yet he still managed to reproduce because he was good looking. Intelligence is worthless.

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