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Why can't people just be good to one another?
I've spent my entire life being used and abused by other people, and now that I've learned to stand up for myself and remain pleasant while still having a backbone, I'm alone.
I want nothing more than a friend or maybe even a girlfriend that I can trust, bond with and feel at one with. But I'm honest, I care about those around me and because of this, I'm alone.
I could probably go out and bang some bar sluts or hang out with the "boys" at the game, but I just want a quiet life with the best friend or girlfriend I'll never have.
Anyone else get these feels late at night or when they read a book, watch a movie or play a game with this kind of relationship?
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I don't really care for relationship but the I agree with you on the general stand (why can't people be good to each other).
It might sounds edgy or even immature but at times I feel like Holden from the catcher like everyone phonies and simply bad people. I just can't trust anyone and I can't love anyone because no one seems to truly "care".
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>>39489116
Haha, faggot. Kys yourseIf.
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be cool and aloof, you'll find where you belong in time
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/pol/ keeps saying that the jews are behind everything so is it true
are the jew behind everything?
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>>39489114
Look behind you. Is there a Jew there? No? Then you have your answer.
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Any /jewbots/ here?
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>>39489114
Not everything but certainly communism, socialism, political correctness, the american democrat party, corporate America, American pornography, Hollywood and the mainstream media.
That's a lot of really quite inexcusable shit isn't it.
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a button appears infront of you, If you press it, you will die instantly and painlessly
it will look like a natural death, nobody will be able to tell you killed yourself
do you press it?
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Would prefer pressing your heart's button anonie-kun.
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>>39489017
No, I want a mess to be created so I can fuck up someone's day by making them clean it up.
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Well ofcourse, you had me at "no one will be able to tell"
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Hay guys, I got a gf now.
Am I still welcome? This place is always touted as being normie central now so surely there can't be a problem with one more?
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>>39489012
How does it feel to have someone love you
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>>39489028
Are you sure you want to explain that sensation? I don't wanna upset you..
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>>39489012
>Am I still welcome?
No you are not, fuck off. She will leave you very soon if you actually consider yourself to be the khv you make yourself out to be. You'll come crawling back in a few months crying about how much you miss her, how shitty it is that she left you for someone else or cheated on you, etc. Enjoy the freedom while you can. I'm not trying to be a cunt, I'm telling you the truth. Maybe you'll be an outlier but as far as I've heard nobody who comes here really separates themselves from this website spiritually.
I have found the solution to the
>tfw no gf
problem.
You expect too much, too quickly. Look in the mirror for me. Go on. Do it. What do you see? Do you see a fat, obese nerd in his late 20's with terrible acne wearing a fedora? Do you see a gangly, awkward sperg with greasy hair? I don't mean to cast aspersions upon anybody, but my point is that before you look at other people, you must look at yourself. Think for a moment, 'Am I happy with myself? What can I do to change it? What steps can I take?'. Of course, if you are depressed then it can seem like there are no steps you can take. But that is a lie, there are always steps you can take, you just need to figure out what that is?
Am I above the weight I should be? If so, walk everywhere, try jogging, even if it is just to the nearest lamp post and back again, my uncle, for instance, did that up and down a hill, until he could get to the top of the hill and back down again without flagging, then he would go further and back again each day. Now he can run several miles easily and he spent nearly his whole life overweight, and more recently he got into personal training with his son.
There's no use thinking you're perfect, because you're not, son. The world doesn't make perfect people and you will never find someone absolutely perfect, but learn to love the flaws that people have.
I was like you guys once, r9k, and then I looked inwards, at what I was doing wrong. I apportioned blame to myself because only by doing that can you motivate yourself to become better. You can't just say 'all women are roasties because they wont bang me' because you and I both know that isn't true because you have so few proper experiences to draw on that you take 3-4 bad moments as gospel truth to be applied for every situation in life. I was diagnosed with Aspergers at age 3 and I changed for the better.
TL;DR: stop being a fucking sperg, look at yourself and what you don't like about you, plan steps to change it and FUCKING DO IT.
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>>39488978
So how long have u and ur gf been together op
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>>39489021
Going easy on a nice girl right now as a matter of fact. All seems to be well, though I won't guarantee myself anything, since that's just setting myself up for failure.
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>>39489068
So
How long
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Why are all women lesbians?
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>>39488974
God porn is fucked up. I wish I'd never gotten into it. I don't even want to say how many years I've been trying to quit for
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Because women are objectively attractive.
They are soft and cute.
Everybody likes soft and cute.
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>>39488994
It's a good idea to start distancing yourself from it and resetting your sexuality a bit towards just enjoying the sensations without any imagery.
Of course you gotta stay the hell outta 4chan in the beginning because you'll see the occasional porn pic and get all hot and bothered and decide to masturbate
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normies are actually delusional enough to believe this
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The guy on the right obviously has Waardenburg Syndrome. These comparisons don't count when you use people with actual genetic disorders.
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Of course they are, why do you think so many people kill themselves?
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>>39489023
he looks fucking hilarious, like a walking cartoon character in real life
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ask someone who is probably older and probably wiser than you anything
and by that i mean that i've gone through and just about come out the other end for certain problems some of you undoubtedly have here
i used to be a neet, directionless, completely depressed, socially anxious etc. I used to not have a hope of keeping a job because I sucked so bad. i used to not be able to go outside at all basically.
>life only starts getting good at 25
fuck
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specifically, i'd like to talk to the nhk level hardcases. there's a ton of stuff i'd like to have known when i was 17 and fucked up
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>i'm older so i'm wiser meme
i can already tell you are low iq and not worth talking with
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>>39488964
reported for attention whoring, read the rules larping normalfaggot
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>Likes deja vu meme
>wagecuck
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>>39488953
>masturbate to jailbait porn
>sometimes when my doggo pisses me off I punish her a bit too violently
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>>39488953
>Wholeheartedly enjoy the normie memes just because of their small cleverness.
>Used to browse 9gag.
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>>39488953
>sometimes forget to feed my fish for weeks at a time
>masturbates to furry images
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>tfw wake up with anxiety
who else /constant feeling of dread/ here?
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>>39488931
same but more with a melancholic depression
>accept this is my lot in life
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>>39488931
Me, too bad barey few to none of the ppl around me understand it,
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>>39489106
Yeah, whenever I tell my family they tell me to suck it up and that there are people with actual diseases. I know they're right but it's so hard to fight it off
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Does anyone want a free boyfriend?
I know it's a longshot and all, but I'm emotionally starved and figured it might be worth a try.
Not a trap or anything like that, by the way.
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Where are you located?
>If you are within 100 miles we will get tendies together
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>>39488939
West coast United States of America. I can drive. I'd be willing to meet just about anyone, just to have an interesting experience and meet someone new. I'm pretty bored.
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>>39488897
>Does anyone want a free boyfriend
No thanks im taken, your offer is appreciated though
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Ideal partner thread. 2017-09-03 10:10:20 Post No.39488880
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Old one's basically dead.
>Their gender
>Their age
>Their height
>Their body type
>Their race/nationality
>Their personality
>Their interests
>Describe a perfect day with them
>Turn ons
>Turn offs
>Talk a bit about yourself (gender, location, age etc..)
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>>39488880
I'll start since I'm OP I guess
>Their gender
Female
>>Their age
17-19
>Their height
I don't mind. I'm 6'3/6'4
>Their body type
Slim, preferably, since I am. Chubby/thick girls are great too.
>Their race/nationality
I don't care. I'm black though, so.
>Their personality
Someone that's sarcastic, smarmy and intelligent. I want to have some conversation with you, goddamnit. I don't mind talking about normal benign stuff but at least every once in a while I'd like to talk about something deep and meaningful, and I'd like to feel like my partner is on the same wavelength or at least considers the topics we discuss too. "Tsundere" girls are really hot to me
>Their interests
Interests in literature and video gaming, to be honest. I'd not like to dictate too much what they're into because so long as they're passionate about it, it's a really attractive quality. Even if you like mongolian enema painting, if you can talk about it with me for hours then I'd at least listen.
>Describe a perfect day with them
Waking up slightly late together, before watching a few episodes of a TV series on Netflix or something I've torrented. Spend an hour or so talking about books and literature (I'm in the middle of working with someone to create a comic so I do this a lot) before either staying inside playing games on steam all day, ordering takeaway then watching a few movies (if we're being lazy), or going somewhere like the Downs near me that give a really nice view of the town, and we could stay there for a while and just talk; after that we could get some food from somewhere and watch some movies at home until it's late.
>Turn ons
Girls that are dominant, I suppose - wouldn't call myself a pushover at all but I like it when girls can hold their own and aren't afraid of saying what's what. Tsunderes that are actually really cute deep down. Affection, be it physical or emotional. Not afraid to get too lewd
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>>39488899
cont 2/2
>turn offs
None that come to mind, other than extreme right leaning social opinions (I'm black after all, what do you expect?) and people that are just immature. Also, passive aggressiveness. If you have a problem, just say it.
>A bit about myself
Uhm, as you've guessed I'm into literature and video games. I'd like to make it as a webcomic writer one day but I do well enough in college to have insurance. I really like talking to people about anything, so long as they're passionate about it. I'm a fan of computers, I made my own when I was 16. I like writing too, I've entered a few national competitions and gotten pretty far/won some. I'm basically a loser/nerd that can hold decent conversation.
I'm from the UK by the way. I use discord
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>>39488899
>17-19
>17I guess it's legal in most US states but kinda weird if you aren't 17 or 18 yourself
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Who /grandmasboy/ here?
>visit every weekend
>mow her lawn
>clean her gutters
>other odd jobs
>she cooks me comfy new meals
>listen to her racist political opinions which even they are comfy somehow
>drink beer with grandad
>tell white lies that implicate me as something of a catch with various women to keep them happy
>stay here some nights in the old bed I used to sleep in as a kid if I stayed the night
Truly there is no comfy like this
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>>39488833
I was for a while going over to my grandparents a few times a month they'd cook me a nice meal and we'd take my dog out for a walk.
Just been so fucking busy lately
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>>39488833
I have no grandparents left anymore, I was never really close to them anyway, but I'm very happy you're enjoying spending time with yours anon, I'm sure it would be the fuckin best
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>>39488833
Maximum comfy feels. Sadly I moved away for Uni so I can only see my grandparents every few months. It's always super chill though.
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This is why you can't get laid 2017-09-03 09:55:34 Post No.39488726
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This is why you can't get laid
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Because you're rude to people who annoy you online. Women sense these things, they can look at you and deduce by reading your facial expressions that you're the type of person who'd tell them to fuck off when they comment on reddit to offer their point of view "as a woman." Because you'd call her male best friend a cuck and tell her he's jerking off thinking about her and she can only enjoy that fact when she's technically unaware of it, now you ruined the fun.
It's also cause you don't want her friendship. If you want to get laid you should want to be her friend. But if you want to be her friend, you shouldn't want to have sex with her, you should be happy that you can enjoy and admire the precious person she is without having any use of it. If you don't want to do that, this is why you can't get laid. If you do want that then you're good and totally deserve to get laid by some hypothetical other female some time in your future maybe. But remember you're not entitled to it. You only deserve it if you don't think you deserve it. But why would any woman think you deserve her if you yourself don't believe that you do? Have confidence. Be dominant and go for what you want, grab them by the pussy. Well, no, don't do that. But do approach women, if you don't approach women this is why you can't get laid. Just don't approach them because you want sex, when women know you're mainly interested in them for sex they feel objectified even though you can't possibly know much else about them at that point that would be an incentive to approach them. But that is your problem, that is why you can't get laid, because a lot of men actually do approach these women on a daily basis just because they noticed their intelligence and sense of humor from across the room.
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This better be a pasta. Seriously
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Women are, above all, people. You need to treat them like regular people. Like you'd treat any random guy you encounter. If that means minding your own business and leaving them alone assuming that if they need something from you they'd let you know, this is why you can't get laid. How many women did you approach in your lifetime? Do you know how to talk to women? You talk to women like you talk to any other person. You impress her with your passions, ambitions and hobbies. You entertain them, make them laugh, give them compliments but also keep them interested, you have to fascinate them, show them what you have to offer, advertise yourself, display confidence, attract with your body language, take initiative, put yourself out there, prove your worth, while she looks good and giggles occasionally. You know, like any other conversation you'd have, she could easily be an unattractive dude and the script wouldn't change, right?
To attract a woman you need hobbies. It doesn't matter what they are, women just need to see you're passionate about something. Unless it's gaming, forums, passionately jerking off to porn, anime, comics... no wait, there are girls who like these things. How will you know when you find one, no worries, she'll tell you and every other guy who encounters her. She already has an army of white knights who convince her that a personality like hers is something that only occurs once per millennium, and to think it comes with those tits assures her divine status. So don't bother, she only wants to recruit you. Back to less special snowflakes, yeah, your hobbies aren't hobbies, so you need to change that and improve yourself by becoming passionate about things that don't interest you.
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>>39488726
My god, what I would do to slay that fine creatures pus-pus. Those tits are A1 prime.
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>can't get anything done cause I don't have pot at home to look forward to
God damn it I can't even go to the dentist anymore. Give me pot. Now.
I wanna go to California. Why can't I just go to California.
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>>39488689
and people say you can't get addicted to pot...
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>>39488689
California sucks go to Colorado. Stay out of my state til after I'm gone, I don't need more traffic
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>>39488705
It's not pot that's the problem it's me
I'm sick like really sick. Even as a kid I've no enjoyment out of anything nor a single thing I never understood why I even got out of bed until I had pot. I literally have not ever felt happiness until I found pot at like 17. 17 fucking years not enjoying a single thing in life.