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How do you get a dakimakura? There's one character I really want a daki of, but I can only one daki and it's SUPER creepy art. Do I commission an artist or what? Is there a place I can just upload a picture and they make the daki or what?
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>>38041970
I have your solution, OP.
BUT, theres a catch: you must post the art you want on this daki.
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>>38042069
I'd need to photoshop it first. Also who are you and what do you want with my waifu?
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>>38042093
I want nothing with you or your waifu but something can not come from nothing.
Be it OC or highly obscure art the cost of your daki shall be another mans eyes upon your waifu and the memory of said event for both of us.
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>be me
>at work
>always humming as I do my things and walk around
>the big chiefs from higher up are visiting the company and looking around
>they're from our mother company in germany
>they arrive at my department
>they're checking the place out and asking big boss questions as I work and hum as everyday
>tfw I realize I'm humming a nazi marching song
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SS MARSCHIERT IN FEINDESLAND
UND SINGT EIN TEUFELSLIED
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>>38041957
I did a similar thing and i got a promotion shortly afterwards.
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>>38041982
>picks the worst, boring song out of them all
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>tfw no CFO bf
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Will head of engineering do?
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>tfw no general counsel bf
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>>38041937
>Will head of engineering do?
what do you engineer
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I think I may legitimately be an autistic savant. According to the few aptitude tests I have taken I have paradoxical intelligences, the differences between them like night and day. How do I tap into my powers?
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>>38041912
Can you self bump on r9k? I suppose I'll find out.
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>>38043333
What a waste of digits sage
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>>38041912
your type of intelligence is only to help you cope with your impending death.
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how much does a stone weigh?
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i really need to know how much a stone weighs so i can shit my pants without anyone noticing
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>>38041816
explain why you need to shit your pants
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>>38041816
One stone means one kilo
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>>38041882
One stone is 6.35 kilos origin of post
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Smell her far or queef?
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>>38041806
a BRAAAAAAAP is a BRAAAAAAAAAAP, op.
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>>38041911
A queef is more of a "p-pl-pl-plttttt"
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>>38041806
fart fetishist here
queefs are fucking disgusting
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NO WOMEN HATE THREAD ?
YOU FUCKING NORMANS !
THIS BOARD SHOULD BE DELETED.
GET THE FUCK OUT FROM HERE YOU FILTHY FUCKING SHITHEAD NORMANS!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Why should we hate women? I have known some cool ones. Just cause they won't sleep with me doesn't mean I hate them.
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>>38041805
is there even women on this board?
organlolo
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>>38041910
Yes. You can tell by how they type. It's either a white knight or women defending their gender on the whole with NAWALT and such.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23421402
Read this and I think you'll understand. I'll be back to post the screenshot I'm looking for.
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ITT: Most irritating/weird people at university
Unifags get in here
>we had an aggressive vegan in our first year flat who would throw away all non-vegan foods in the fridges.
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>>38041784
one of the most hairy transvestites I've ever seen
baptist preacher who would come on campus and start a shitstorm. had video cameras up so he could sue the school when someone assaulted him.
elderly psychology professor who would wear weird unmatching outfits to campus. like halfway unbuttoned flower shirt, a suit jacket, cargo shorts, and crocs
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>>38041784
>that gay guy (possible trans) who called everything. Homo/transphobic
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>the one guy who won't stop trying to second guess or correct the professor
It's just damn awkward to watch the student get shut down every time.
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>tfw born too early for in-vivo genetic engineering to get going
>tfw you will never experience 4x the colour wavelengths with mantis shrimp genes
>tfw you will never experience incredible supersonic hearing with cat ear genes
>tfw you will never be able to interface directly with a computer from birth
>tfw you will never experience transcendent uber-orgasms thanks to hugely increased genital sensitivity
>tfw you will ALWAYS be limited by shitty human senses
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>>38041771
>tfw actually born with hypersensory powers
>impossible colors are breddy cool
>super-hearing is fucking painful and confusing
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>>38042388
you'll forgive me if I doubt you
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>>38041771
You just can't appreciate what you have. Maybe you overindulge on weed, food, entertainment, idleness, booze or something else.
Overindulgence and underachieving numbs every sense to positive impulses.
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One minute liberals are like people with higher IQs vote Democrat even though no studies actually say that. Then they say IQ tests are not realiable methods of measuring IQ. Also if people with low IQs vote Republican why aren't blacks voting Republican?
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>Take facebook IQ quiz
>tells you you're a genius
>tell everyone that only high IQ elite beings vote for your side of the shitshow
>take real IQ test
>fail
>IQ IS A TERRIBLE MEASURE OF INTELLECT REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38041735
> Then they say IQ tests are not realiable methods of measuring IQ
haven't seen this meme before would like to see a source or example of this. What I have seen are people that argue that IQ tests don't really matter because the small deviations don't really mean shit when you're just taking averages. Also, if you do believe that IQs are important, what is your "solution" to low IQ people?
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>>38042096
find anyone mention IQ on reddit and hordes of normies will pounce on them saying IQ is worthless blah blah blah.
Obviously something like 110 vs. 112 isn't worth noting but these people think it's all just some jew conspiracy to keep them down.
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I feel like I manipulate girls that have low self esteems. I tend to seek them out, find what they're insecure about, and then use emotional support as reward and punishment system.
Am I the only one who does this? Am I a monster?
It's the only way I can get laid or build a relationship with a girl.
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how do you recognize them? how do you find out their insecurities? why don't you use your power to become a pimp? do you cheat? do you hit girls? what's the exact process of breaking them?
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>>38041931
please anon, answer
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Preying on the defenseless is not cool. I did that with my ex though, and I can't deny it's arousing when someone depends on you on an emotional level.
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What's /r9k/ reading? Pic related is mine, obscure sci-fi novel, it's pretty good so far.
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>>38041664
>genre fiction
>good
haha
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>>38042445
>>/lit/
escapism is only thing that we robots have fuck off
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>>38042445
>bloo bloo books have to be boring and at least 100 years old to be worthwhile
>fuck your happiness go read some autists 900 page defense of the meaning of meaning
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I think I've given myself Chron's Disease.
>I have had IBS for a few years in conjunction with several food allergies including gluten intolerance.
>Been wageslaving from 3pm-12pm so not enough time to go grocery shopping for healthy food.
>Been eating McDonald's twice a day for almost a week.
>3 days ago on my day off I eat McDonald's cause I'm too lazy to go shopping and later my roommate brings pizza home so I eat 3 or so slices.
>That night get horrible explosive diarrhea and throwing up every so often.
>This continues for two days
>Go to doctor, she gives me meds for the nasuea and shits.
>Nasuea meds do wonders, and the diarrhea ones work ok but still shit explosively every few hours.
>Next day appetite is almost non existent despite only eating two bananas and a handful of crackers over the last 72+ hours
>Lose 5-10 pounds in same amount of time
>Still having explosive diarrhea
So what do you guys think, have I given myself one of the most life altering diseases due to my own laziness and eating what I know I shouldn't? Or will this likely clear up in the next few days?
Pic related, it's my shit on day 2.
Also had some really bad pain in my chest I assume was from gas last night that lasted for 5 or so hours until I took 3 ibuprofen.
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>>38041647
sounds like food poisoning senpai. i don't think you can give yourself crohn's disease by eating fastfood, i've never heard of that.
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You might want to consider suicide just in case your tummy doesn't feel better
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>>38041724
Fuck those spics at McDonald's regardless
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Jesus Christ, I posted an ad on Craigslist and in only an hour I've gotten over twenty spam replies. Did things suddenly get worse there? I don't remember it being so bad.
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>>38041610
ad for what? a little sucky suck?
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>>38041620
>a little sucky suck?
What else?
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>>38041679
from a girl (male)?
>one chance in life
>this is what I get
is it time to reroll?
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>>38041454
Entp masterrace. Orgenalo.
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I fucking hate mbti threads
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>>38041592
me too but they infected me with self hate