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my gf wears one, it drives me wild because she's a tittymonster and I can just pull the zip down and bury my face in her tits at any time

I have an Espeon one I wore when it was Winter, now it's been 80F+ I don't though.

no because i don't like disrobing to pee

but i did buy this pee funnel thing for work so maybe i could now. htey do look comf

>>38048093
>why do people jerk off on the internet

Fixed for your anon, maybe now you'll understand.

>>38048093
>why do people jack off
Really?

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>>38048093
I used to have a fap buddy but that fag got way out of control, I want another one but I'm not autistic enough to actually erp.

>>38048086
Yay..?

Do you feel nausea?

Now all you have to do is drink every night next week!

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You need to stop, shonen. Your okaasan and I are worried about anata desu.

Bullshit. Our only hope is to pretend to be normal or not as much of a robot as we truly are. We can never reveal the truth of ourselves. Living a lie is exhausting. Girls are biologically wired to reject robots. It's just a matter of time.

>>38048100
This, even if you're fortunate enough to be good-looking the personality of a robot alone is enough to repulse any potential mate

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>>38048100
>>38048126
Act like a dick to women and they'll love you more. Just go out there and be yourselves.

>>38048039
I'll send the message along.
Hey OP: STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS UGLY MIA KHALIFA LOOKING ASS CHARACTER YOU FUCK

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>>38048039
You know, there's better ways to go about this. Like you could've been more polite? Umm, I'm going to do what I please at the end of the day, get used to it or don't. Silly.

>>38048276

suck my dick you cockgobbling faggot

They call rape soul murder. Your body may heal, but your psyche never will.

>>38048035

It's not serious. Now can we stop with these threads? These and the religious ones and the political ones all are all annoying.

>>38048035
>All it is, is 5-10 minutes of thrusting into a female

That is sexist, women can rape men, and men can rape other men as well. Men have right and need to be taken seriously. The whole "don't drop the soap in prison" bit makes light of a serious men's issue.

I would downvote your post if this was reddit.

"this is fuckin hot"

>>38047950
>"Early 2000's culture was the pinnacle of human evolution. Nothing in the current year of 30XX can ever compare"

"golden ages of humanity"

you can give me your fucking paypal email you fucking faggot

>>38047939
How the hell did you get blocked?

>>38048500
not buying anything for a long time. Now you'll only get unblocked 30 days after your last buy. fucking kikes

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I already used it.
I'm not liking it too much
Do i stick with it or kill myself?

Just become a NEET and live off my stash

Literally kms

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>>38047922
>this could of been a good reverse cowgirl comic

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another1111111111199999999999

Originainilal

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>>38047964
should I post more?

099------------original

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oregegando

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>>38047924
fndonsgohf f gani

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>>38047953
fjgnsdflj adkfn

Mr bungle

>>38048365
you're a redditor, not a robot

>>38047837
Primus
Korn-S/t counts as funk metal too

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>>38047812
>not wanting to cum inside of her to claim her as yours

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>>38047812
>tfw you change your name to girl and give yourself a self facial

>>38047812
Is everyone on /r9k/ really permavirgins?
https://strawpoll.com/fyg9fwf

>>38047800
isn't the point to die as fast as you can while enjoying things like these?

I eat a serving of red meat maybe once a week

>>38047800
Because it's the one pleasure I get to enjoy in life.

I can afford it, I love it, and it doesn't require consent or legal approval.

Not a huge fan of vegetables but even if I became a vegetarian and exercised daily, it's not like I would gain immortality, at best I might live an extra 10 years, and that's pushing it. Maybe an extra decade as a frail old man chewing on Broccoli whoopee.

YO IS THAT AN ASIAN QT IN THE PIC?

>>38047763
Just don't go outside like I do. Or when you do go out, go out at night and all the women will be gone.

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This Nicholas Cage scene describes how I feel.

https://youtu.be/vRaCv5oNQ3w?t=22s

>>38047799
eh she's okay