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How can I get a gf like crispy? Where do I look for girls like her? Also do you think Crispy is a virgin?
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>How can I get a gf like crispy?
You can't
>Where do I look for girls like her?
Tumblr
>Also do you think Crispy is a virgin?
No
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>>38052916

idk, she looks too autistic to be on tumblr.
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>>38052916
All of this. fpbp

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Daily reminder that if you are
1. White
2. Male
3. Straight
You are not, and will NEVER be a robot, you are just a failed normie
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This is true for men, white men are handed everything in life, therefore there predisposed to be normies
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Don't post my waifu without my permission!
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>>38052954
You're waifu is 50 years old loser!

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I like being alone a lot, but I still crave a relationship with someone. I feel so messed up and stressed out I'll never be able to dedicate enough time to a relationship to make it work. I don't want to lead anyone on even though I do love them I'll never be good enough

It would be best for everyone if I were to die alone because I am so worthless and pathetic and will never be able to satisfy them.
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>>38052836

Don't worry about it too much, OP. Most Relationships are a flat nothing. They last a little while, there's a break up, then the people move on to new ones. Your first one will be passionate, second will be nice, third will be same old.

Sex is pretty good though. I recommend escorts
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I like him. Maybe he won't like how I look. Maybe I won't like how he looks. Being with someone online is hard and it's not even official, we just like to talk a lot and tease each other and he wants to come visit me too at the end of the year. I'm so scared.
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>>38053073
Jesus christ, you fucking slut.

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>mocking people who don't want to fuck literal whores
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEDDITORS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I never understood why people actually bother with prostitutes or believe it's a good idea

even more bizarre the idea of losing your virginity to one. doesn't make any sense
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>>38052838
It can help increase you confidence, when seeking other women. Now you are no longer a virgin and have sex already so that anxiety isn't there.
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Recaptcha broken again! Partytime!

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Is free will just a meme? Do you robots believe in free will or do you think the outcome of our lives is predetermined by some other force. If so, what is that force? Do we have the power to change anything in our lives or is it just our fate to be robots? Please discuss.
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im a robot and i dont believe in free will. honestly its all probably just planned out

i just ask god for what i want/need and pray sometimes and hope for the best
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test post 577567
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>>38052724
That's pretty much the conclusion I've come to also. I just hope for the best and try to understand that any sense of free will I get is just an illusion.

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I have a quite femenine body and face I'm 23yo, I want to be a succesful musician but if I'm not sucessful by age 26, Im giving up turning into a chubby pothead hormoned trap and marrying a fat ugly 50 year old that is very into traps

sometimes Im excited to fail ! ;)
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then stop visiting this board this shit board and make music faggot. you will never get your 20's back.
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>>38052641
I hope this is a meme bait you degenerate kike
Just kill yourself instead
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>>38052661
I actually think ill give in to the trap degenerate life in a year

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who /lovelessvirgin/ here?
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its worse when you finally get a gf and she cheats on you three months later for your best friend

just focus on yourself, women won't give you happiness
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>>38052599
dude that reads really fucked up
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>>38052599
at least some one was attracted to you

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Abbaba ababa ababa odoru akachan ningen
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hello janitors
why did the nightwalk thread get deleted?
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where did you get this original photo of me?
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Fembot here. What is this? It's kinda creepy...

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do you hate white people?
I hate white people
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>>38052339
White girl here. I hate tiny dicked pathetic beta whitebois. Black men, on the other hand ... <3
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>>38052339
its natural for all races to have animosity towards each other. white people were the only ones to start feeling sympathy for other races, but they'll wisen up when its too late
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>>38052339
Mfw entire family lineage as far as I can record it is white. I fucking love my genes and I'll be making babies with my white gf next year. Shitskins gtfo.

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ACID REFLUX REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38052282
proof of god.
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>>38052282
Fucking worst
I actually thought my heart was going to shit
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>>38052282
>>38052316
Drink apple cider vinegar
Problem solved

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Robots, I'm struggling here. Why the fuck did the Norse/Vikings prank us with Greenland and Iceland?
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Nice meme. Also, vikings didn't speak english and they have other names
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>>38052447
I know they have other names, that's why I wrote Norse/Vikings..
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>>38052269
better question is why do people always bring those two countries up that have done jack shit for humanity except bjork and are filled with drunks?

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>crashing at a good friends house but he says he can't support me much longer
>got declined for welfare
>starving
>bank account shut down because it went too long at 0
>two dollars in my wallet
Fuck this shitty fucking world, it's the end for me soon isn't it
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>>38052235
your plight warms me.
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If you're that fucking poor how were you able to post this?
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Pawn shop
Plasma
Semen

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Is developing a tulpa like developing a stand?
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no its like being really alone
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>>38052170
Tulpas can't fight or be seen by other tulpa users. So not really.
I would love a heirophant green tulpa tho
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What are the chances of getting a fucked-up tulpa?

I want to pilot an Evangelion so badly.
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>>38052152
I want to pilot Mrs. tight-assed Blue hair in your pic
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>>38052152
i want to pilot asuka so badly
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>>38052392
She's 14, sicko

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White teens are God's literal perfection.
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White teens like that were made for BLACK men
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I would give her holes such a raping
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>>38052165

How much of a cuck are you son?

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