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Reminder that we're competing with THIS.
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wtf is that like 10 inches?
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Went up in her intestines.
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literally a poop pusher

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I went through a "fake it till you make it" phase once and got a bunch of friends, but it was so fucking draining that I just cut everybody off.

Do normies actually enjoy having friends or do they just have them because they're that afraid of the loner stigma?
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I like being alone. I find no one interesting anymore enough to approach them, if I did I'd just be pretending to be interested about them. I have no problems socially.
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some people find it the other way around which I find weird as fuck. I can't constantly keep a happy face

I much prefer being alone and sometimes with friends
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The less people you chill with the less drama.

I do think almost all people enjoy having people that they enjoy and get along with to be around. Focing yourself on people that you don't like is toxic and draining AF. I would rather be alone.

As you get older it's hard to keep friends because you have work, college, children, marriages, family members, etc. You really lose touch. I wouldn't worry too much if you don't have many friends.

I find it difficult to see anyone nowadays.

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What ever happened to that meme about women falling in love with you if you have sex with them?

Does anyone remember this? I always remember hearing normies back in the 90s/early 00s saying "be careful who you fuck, cus the woman will fall in love with you".....but as of lately I have stopped hearing people say this.

What happened to that?
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>>38053306
their firrsst couple partners but that hormonal response drops off exponentially after each partner.
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>>38053306
because the opposite is true we find, men are the romantics who want love.
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>>38053306
That only happens if your chad OP, it doesn't apply to us here.

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only 25 years old or older allowed, don't even THINK about posting here if you haven't lived a quarter century.

>inb4 hey guys I'm 21 and....
SHUT THE FUCK UP

how's everyone holding up?

>my bday today
>very uneventful

fuck everything
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>>38053265
25 is pretty rare for here. i'm 19 and life is alright.
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>>38053277
can you not read English?
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>>38053265
happy birthday robot. i'm 28, wonderful girlfriend of almost 2 years, trying to finish my thesis.

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just got 500g of phenibut
anyone else into phenibut? Pretty great for robots.
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>>38053219
what does it do?

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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>>38053219
I don't think GABA drugs are that great. Care for the addiction.
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>>38053219
I've been wanting to to get some for the longest time for my social anxiety..also I heard liftmodes batches are pretty weak idk

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Americans please answer me

>Visit New York
>Visit California
Notice that Americans seem to be obsessed with their clothing and dressing very obnoxiously. They seem to want attention so bad.

I felt very out of place. Why do Americans do this?
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>>38053170
I'm assuming you mean the New York City area and Southern California, in which case both of those places are full of metrosexuals and peacockers. Most Americans dress pretty casually.
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>>38053206
I only visited the New York City area but I noticed all of California seemed to dress very obnoxiously.
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A lot of people in those areas are typically young, trendy, and hip. It's normally in dense and populated urban areas especially. Obviously, these are also more liberal and expressive areas.

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Would you ever put on a magic clown performance for kids? thinking of literally becoming a clown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hlScYKSI80
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That guy is a fucking poser. He's obviously not the real Ronald McDonald
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>>38053160
what is a base camp?
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>>38053173
I think its like seasonal camps like summer camp

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There are a lot of cum tissues in my trash bin so the air in my room is pretty bleachy right now.
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>>38053159
Smells like failure and stagnant time.
Deja vu
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Ass sweat and popcorn, but mostly ass sweat.

I hate summer.
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Dirty laundry and faint hints of cinnamon apple air freshener

>saw Welcome to the NHK when I was 17-18
>main character is 22
>I'm 24 now

oh my god
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i was buying the manga as it was coming out when i was 16 and im 26 now

lel step it up nigger
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>>38053106
I never found time to read many manga, I spent most my time shitposting, window shopping and half playing games
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>>38053094

>17-24

That's like a 7 year difference you faggot. Stop being such a pussy god you suck. Stupid faggot.

Life is slowly getting better robots...
>entered university
>commuting every day by driving, which I used to be terrified of a month ago
>worked up the courage to apply for jobs
>taking public speaking class to get over my fear of talking to Normies
>going to the gym 3 times a week and seeing significant gains
>birthday is coming up, planning on buying a guitar to keep myself busy and off 4chan when I'm not studying

I'm still anxious a lot of the time and I'm still terrified of women, but at least I feel like I'm being productive.
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this post made me happy

good for you Kakashi-sensei
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Don't get discouraged if things go awry.
Remember how little people thought of pic related's odds
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>>38053004
Tbh I wish I could constantly wear a mask like Kakashi sensei. I hate my face.

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HOW THE FUCK ARE ROBOTS EVEN SUPPOSED TO COMPETE
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Be gay
Then again being straight means you can't be a robot, just a failed normie
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Competition is for animals. We have a civilization now, it's really not necessary.
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>>38052950
i have a 7 inch penis which will be more than satisfactory to a woman. Plus im gonna be mad fit soon. Plus I got a sexy personality. plus im into domination and can stimulate a womans mind (what makes her cum).

nah brah. plus i got a pretty face unless deez negros out chere. ya boi ya hear me

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I miss insecam threads. Can we have an insecam thread?

http://www.insecam.org/

Pretty much a directory for CCTV cameras and the like. Find something comfy/interesting/spooky. Try not to post some stalker shit so the mods don't have an excuse to ban us.

Here's a building I found.
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>>38052930
Does anyone know whatever happened to the Beastman? Is he still alive?
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>>38052959
if I'm not mistaken he was moved out of the home we were observing him from a little before the jap media caught onto us and the threads stopped being posted.
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>>38052930
what do I look up to find the one in your pic

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is autism a disability, or a superpower.
or does it depend on the context?
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so u tellin me that a boy who screams "WEEE WEE AUGH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHG PPRRRFRRTT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHGGB EENNGHFFT" is a superior human bean?
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>>38052926
Autism is fake, don't believe the governments lies
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high functioning autists have remarkable abilities in mathematics or art. and are not bound to the chains on normie social interaction
>if society wasn't so repulsed by differences they would be superior humans

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>everyone you've ever known ends up losing their virginity and getting a long term relationship when they're 19
>meanwhile you're already in your late 20's and never achieved any of those
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>>38052925
There's still time. You have your thirties too.
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>>38053407

Well memed, you normalFAGGOT.
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>>38053432
It's true though, my dad only had me when he was 32 so there's still time.

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We all hate normies here but there's a particular one that I hate the most. This type of normie bragposts irl without anyone asking about his/her personal life, then gets pissed off when he/she doesn't recieve praise for it. I'm talking about those folks that switch the conversation to them just so they can show you a picture of the resturant they went last night or a picture of their fucking car.

>Me: Yeah so I think that maybe I might have to start putting in some more job applications
>Them: Oh changing a little bit I want to show you the food I ate last night at this resturant it was just SOOO DELICIOUS!
>*shows me picture on their phone*
>Me: Oh... that's nice
>Them: and look at this picture! This is me and my girlfriend we were having fun! Man she's such a queen Im sooo lucky to have her
>Me: That's good
>Them: Wow Anon you need to brighten up!

...or they become passive aggresive and give you smirks.

Fuck these people. I didn't fucking ask you to show me what you do in your personal life because I dont fucking care. Fuck you.
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you should fucking kill them all
sounds like you have nothing to lose
it will be loud
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>>38052897
>I didn't fucking ask you to show me what you do in your personal life because I dont fucking care
Yes you do. That's why you're having a tantrum online about it. You care that you're too weak to say you're not interested. You hate that their lives are better lol
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>>38053027

Nope. I hate the fact that they shove it in my face without asking and then expect compliments for it. There's a difference you fucking retard.

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