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>>38054250
I love WoW myself. I went out with a guy one time who was obsessed with the game. It's pretty much all he did aside from work.

It was fucking terrible. He barely talked the whole time, smelled, and wouldn't walk next to me.

Maybe improve yourself before you try and drag a girl into your life.

>>38054301
you dont know me so shut your fuckin face you bitch ass tranny

>>38054374
And that right there is the reason no girl will ever love you.

tumblr get out NOW

Become an original school shooter.

>>38054170
Get gun and go to town yo

>>38054165
The product is so good that demand is inelastic
They can leverage it for influence and I'll still buy it

>>38054165
so i should just continue to buy superior mayfield ice cream

>>38054165
>Who else is laughing their ass off over the whole Ben and Jerry's situation?
>Now you cannot buy 2 of the same flavor Ben and Jerry's until same sex marriage is legal.
Is this real?

How the fuck would they enforce this

>>38054159
i accidentally stepped on a snail a few days back

the noise was really weird

like a crack-splat

didn't feel good

>>38054159
Holy fucking shit dude...
I can't even

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>girls would rather touch snails than touch you

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Yeah thats so fucked up. Its so retarded how white people claim we can't be robots, then go out of their way to prove how we are the least desired race, and it shows when you see shit like hookers not even wanting to do business with us.

>>38054524
It's because black guys will show up and try to be their pimps. That's the reason 100% I have spoken to a lot of call girls about this.

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>>38054128
backpage doesn't even have an escort section anymore though

>>38054112
What's wrong with it?!

>You have been muted for 2 seconds, kys because your comment was not original.

>>38054133
Penile Pearly Papulles, an evolutionary advantage and the hallmark of a superior dick.
It's always amusing to see people without them act as if they are a strange, undesirable thing. Probably the same people who are circumsized and adamantly defend it.

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>>38054171
whatever you gotta tell yourself freak

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>>38054096
Really makes you think
>Snack that smiles back >goldfish

>>38054096
>imagine being a girl, going to a place that you're fully aware that you're unwanted at, and then, mentioning your gender.

Imagine going to a place full of rejects to commiserate with each other, only to be rejected for superficial reasons akin to what they were initially rejected for

But I've stopped caring so much, I've accepted that deep down the people here are hypocritical garbage that deserved every horrible thing that's happened to them. They see themselves as victims to justify the pure venom that runs through their veins. If each and every one of you scum here offed yourselves the world would become and order of magnitude better

>>38054328
>If each and every one of you scum here offed yourselves the world would become and order of magnitude better
>and order
See, this is why we don't want you here. Your fucking retarded

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>>38053980
Been there. I believe "fat" was thrown in there too.

>>38054004
Lose weight then fatty

hahaha this isn't original

>>38054033
I only weighed 125 lbs at the time.

>>38053967
That's what I'm still trying to figure out.

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"I wanna rock"
*sick guitar riff*

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>>38054327
A TWISTED SISTER PIN?!?!! ON YOUR UNIFORM?!!!

YOU DO NOTHING!!!

YOU ARE NOTHING!!!

YOU SIT HERE ALL DAY AND PLAY THAT SICK... REPULSIVE... ELECTRIC TWANGER!!

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i want a fucking open team RIGHT FUCKING NOW

or maybe next season idk lopl

>>38053929
>Gold Nova 4
>Master Guardian
Uh... dude... you're trash lol

>>38053929
I just hop around lmao. I just go around completely ignoring my team end end up winning.

>>38053912
>Someone steals your organs in the middle of the night

>>38053912
>someone farts in your room in the middle of the night

>>38053912
It's even worse when you live on the tenth floor and have no balcony. Really puts everyday problems into perspective.

nothing. continue on your day. its not an event

>>38053907
start screaming at them and assert your dominance

>>38053907
hmm.. guy wearing a pink shirt. either turbo normie or turbo autist.

since he's with a girl most likely he's a turbo normie.

Black serial killers don't exi-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Edward_Pough
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Eugene_Watts
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Sowell
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Louis_Wallace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Bird
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Turner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick_Todd_Lee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorenzo_Gilyard
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Durousseau
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Price_(murderer)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Crawford
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayne_Williams
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Goudeau
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Graham
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grim_Sleeper
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirkwood_City_Council_shooting
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wichita_Massacre
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebra_murders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_shootings_of_Oakland_police_officers
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_shooting_of_Dallas_police_officers

Oh shit.

>>38053810
Tyrone doing the Lord's work.

>>38053835

Black people are naturally alpha, of course they'd be serial killers

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>6.5/10 girl hits me up to get drinks
>say I'm busy
>I didn't have anything to do all day

>>38053776
Are you attractive yourself or just a prune juice?

>>38053789
People generally give me a 7/10.

What if I have blond hair, blue eyes, and big muscles but also have a 3 inch dick??

bone law is all there is. it's true

>>38053723
>chad3.jpg
How many pictures of guys you find attractive do you have saved?