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I wish I died before being forcefully expelled through my mother's reproduction organ

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I wish I had never opened up that "DECLARING WAR AGAINST JUSTIN BIEBER HATERS" video. How the fuck was I suppposed to know it would permanently fuck my shit up.

>>38055844
life is a gift, anon

I played minecraft until 4 am and went to a bad restaurant with my parents later that day

>>38055759
>nearly got in a fight with a normie who insulted me, I cursed him the fuck out
>verbally threaten to kill a normie outloud during a test
I wonder why you don't have friends. You should give anger management a try.

>>38055759
>did nothing special
>got no texts
>pretended to enjoy the little celebration I had with my parents, so they aren't upset

by doing SHOTS!!!!!!! WOOO!!!!

ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, THREE TEQUILA. FLOOR TEQUILA... HAHAAHAHA!!!!

>>38055740
You can't drink daily and not expect consequences
Alcohol is an addictive drug, if you drink daily for any significant length of time, you'll get addicted.
Alcohol withdrawal can fucking kill you and is literally the most miserable thing ever

>>38055740
Have 1 or 2 every couple of hours

>>38055651
Let me fuck your cute ass

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>>38055665
>tfw no bf to fug my butt

>>38055651
ME TOO. I feel you my fellow autismo. I'll probably just say something stupid anyway.

>/m.
Phone cunt

80s was kind of shit for rock as compared to the late 60s and early 70s. The total downfall of the genre began in the late 80s, when monotone dicking around on a guitar was considered music called "heavy metal". Then being a whiny and sad faggot became mainstream, so grunge was invented and ruined rock. Pretty much retarded teenagers thought baby's first minor scale practice was a rock song, and it ruined literally everything about rock.

Good song though.

>>38055638
Ye I'm a phone cunt cause I'm also a shitty job cunt

>>38055661
All phones are used to read your mind and track you wherever you go. How does it feel to have what is essentially a branded iron mark in your pocket? I bet you have your oneitis's head from the Messenger app on the side, but you will never see a red circle with a one inside it because you always initiate conversation, but you don't get the hint that she isn't interested. Don't give up tho, the other ten guys that are better than you JUST MIGHT not work out with her, and you get your chance, big boy.

Why do you need a cell phone? Do your fucking job.
If you absolutely MUST have one, get a shitty flip phone from a white trash general store. Disposable, and it doesn't literally track you down.

>>38055498
Rose, is that you ?
Rosifinal

>>38055498
That is a low tier feel, as it is possibly attainable in your life time

>>38055498
Scientists make shit money and have to listen to people dumber than them. Not worth it

this threads make me happy

man i love partyposting but every time i post it on /tv/ faggy mods ban me

>>38055476
>Everyday i'm originally sufferin'

>>38055448
Rice and beans. It's the only way

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>>38055448
Just buy a bunch of Maruchan ramen

>>38055448
MCDONALDS

CANNED BEANS

Definitely a boy. Easier to raise. I would raise them the way I was raised,which was somewhat militaristic yet fair but do it better than my parents did. I'd also try to get them into religion and hope they don't become a slightly sick fuck like me.
The last part will probably happen anyways because that runs in the family.

>>38055396
Boy for sure. Although my heart would break in two if he was ever a faggot or a trap. I can't imagine pouring all my life into providing for a son for him to turn out like that. It would kill me.

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>>38055396
Years ago I would have preffered a daughter, just to be able to call her after my waifu (I could even have two, because there are two names containing "Rena" in my language), but now I consider a vasectomy just to be extra sure I'll never have children.
I let everyone down, and everyone let me down. I think I'll just accept the life I was given, and don't multiply the misery that is in my genes. None of my relatives should have bred, I have to correct their mistake.

>>38055367
5 bucks
origami

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>>38055367
I also have a very large collection of Easter the toad

>>38055367
Raising the price to 20 usd

You go to the airport, check in (now you can do this on your phone, but if you never travel just check in at the airport), there will be a gate number on your boarding pass, you go through security in the correct terminal, check the electronic board to make sure the gate hasn't change, then walk to that gate. Wait around until it boards, then there is generally a group number that they call which is listed on the boarding pass.

People are retarded so they make it pretty easy, you'll be fine.

>>38055339
okay
i hope i dont sperg out in the security check

>>38055339
ONLY A NORMIE COULD HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE REEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD

Do you live on the sun?

I do, but it's winter here at the moment (Australia)

Also-

Tfw live within ten minutes walking distance of beach

anon, how does your computer not melt? does it get hot? do computers die more frequently in hotter areas, I'm a britfag and the current temp is 14C, just wondering out of curiosity.

>>38055299
Why do you even need someone to go with you for a swim?
Same thing with restaurants and movie theaters. We all eat and want to be entertained, why is it mandatory to build a horde before you can enjoy either?

>>38055267
I dunno. Maybe if she loves him.

We'll never find out.

I wonder if it is possible to perfectly line up the penis hole with the cervix hole, so the cum shoots right in there.

>>38055284
I wonder if it's possible to perfectly line up my fist with your face.

>>38054921
>didn't get toes in the shot
why, anon?

>>38054928
Fuck off dumb footfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDP-tAyLya4

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>>38054884
cali gold master race desu

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>>38054898
damn you anime posters

I think i'd be disappointed if I ever got with a black woman because they don't actually taste like chocolate.