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what is the difference between a wizard and a robot? other than having interest in women?
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Truwiz is not a failed normie or an incel but a true volcel who has cast off fleshly desire
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A wizard is a 30+ yo virgin. A robot is a 29- yo virgin
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>>38056374
Do true wizards gain powers of light due to the ascended nature of their being? Conversely, do involuntarily celebrate wizards gain dark powers do the the negative aspect of being denied what they desire?

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why aren't we just buying cheap land and building a little eco house on it, again?

http://www.naturalbuildingblog.com/earthbag-homes-easiest-and-cheapest-green-build/

you could literally have total freedom for like $10,000. build a little earth bag house or whatever, solar panels, get a shitbox car to drive into the city, cook your own food on a hot plate and toaster oven, store shit in a mini-fridge, compost your shit or be fancy and get a septic tank... why aren't we doing this stuff? buying a house is supposed to be the biggest deal in our life, so why not bypass this shit system while we're still young?
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Because I live an overcrowded shithole country
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>>38056332
Varg is an idiot living off welfare.
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Where I live you need permission to build, even for a tree house or living in a mobile home on your land.

Have you ever been in a relationship but are constantly insecure about whether your partner loves you or not because you're fucked in the head even though they clearly do?
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>>38056327
no because actually no one loves me
unlike you normies with meme depression
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>>38056327
Yes.
I am a defendant bipolar borderline yandere faggot asshole. I bring negativity into everything. I'm awful and hate myself. I don't know why people get attached to me. It just becomes a contest for how long I can keep the illusion of normalcy and order until I fall and they see me for what I am and how useless and terrible of a person I am. Then I try and pull my mutilated corpse of a body back together for them after all the disappointment and shame. I smile at them when Im begging for death inside.
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>>38056327
>Have you ever been in a relationship
Oryginalny no

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>ywn impregnate an extremely wealthy athletic black snu-snu amazon
Why live?
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>>38056290
Damn. She's really making a man out of him. He looks bigger and stronger already.
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>Amazon
>Posts blackman with a wig
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>>38056396
How could she be pregnant if she was a dude?

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Last day of the month edition
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>>38056210
1st for Zhongguo
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>tfw uneducated neet
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>so much spare skin it hangs over my trousers

just fucking end it lads, I can't take this

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FUCK THIS MAKES ME MAD
FUCK FUCK FUCK
WHY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO THROW MONEY TO MAKE SOME STACY "FEEL GOOD?"
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>funding my independence
>independence
>funded by others

What
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>>38056132
>female
>having self awareness
pick one
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>gofundme
>that pity face
>finding my independence
>finding
>FINDING ?!?!?
>320$ of 14 000$

My god, Jesus, Marie ! By all the prophets wtf.

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As a teen I used to cum in a corner of my room, which turned yellow, I thought no one knew what it was.

>tfw I realize that everybody knew what it is and that it smelled
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>>38056108

That's disusting.
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I used to cum into my old t-shirts

>mom probably knew because she had to wash them
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>>38056108
>>38056318
Were you guys above using toilet paper or what? That's some nasty shit.

People always say that sex is not the most important thing in the world, but what specifically is more important than it?
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Love desu
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People who have sex whenever they want will onviously say shit like this.
Just like they say it's overated after fucking 10 different people by 20, and ruining there ability to connect on a hormonal level or whatever.
They actually don't believe something is more important they are just trying to hard to seem deep
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>>38056123
FPBP

this `million timez

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I wish slavery was still legal so I could buy a slave toy like this
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>>38056041
He isn't a nigger. You post this same thread every day. Fuckoff with your tiny dick steroid man you gay fuck. There is far more better examples of masculinity than this tiny dick fuck.
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>>38056068
The point is a Jewish shill to say white men have small penises.
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>>38056068
>>38056190
>being dis triggered
Lel

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Reminder that pretty 19 year olds would rather fuck old men for money than fuck you for free.
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I bet they would fuck if you just asked

Most robots are terrified of being persecuted for it though
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SOURCE??

Hello??
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>tfw no one to buy my virginity

How does this make you feel insecure boy?
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I dont listen to thots
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>>38055982
Titty Perry huh ?
I see.. Thank you OP.
What a fucking bitch to destroy
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I will kill a bitch I fucking swear to GOD I WILL STRANGLE YOU

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You guys need to stop thinking that doing certain things make you autistic and not doing other things make you a normie

if Chad (a very high status dude ) watched anime, was a brony, and took pictures of himself with his waifu, he'd still be Chad.
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This. He'd be considered quirky, but not weird or creepy.
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>>38055929
"Well, son. It's really simple. You just walk in there and speak with the manager. Look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake."
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>>38055974
"Get off that computer! You need to go into the store to get a job."

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What's your opinion on the men that come here?

Do you think the misogynists are a loud minority? Is it satire? Are you scared of them? Do you pity them?
Has your opinion of them changed the time you've been browsing here? Do you just ignore the idiots or argue with them? Has it changed your opinion of men in general?
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>>38055916
> being insecure enough to make this thread

All of my keks
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I think most are just lonely. I do pity them a little bit. I know what it's like to have no friends because I didn't make any my first few months of college and it's pretty unpleasant. I can't imagine how depressed that would make you if it went on for years.
The misogynists are probably a loud minority, but they get somewhat of a pass because women have always treated them badly. That doesn't mean their behavior is ok, but I don't think they're really bad people.
I'm not afraid of them, in fact I've never really considered it before. I guess for every one person killed by a robot about 100 are killed by muslim terrorists.
i used to argue with the misogynists, but now I mostly just hide their threads. I hope someday a woman will brighten up their lives and change their minds, but I can't do it on here.
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>tfw I will never be speaking at a MRA conference and have armed feminists kidnap me
>tfw I will never be chained dangling from a warehouse ceiling as the leader unmasks herself to reveal Grimes
>tfw I will never reach climax as Grimes thrusts into me screaming "there is no such thing as misandry!!!"

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Hey /r9k/, what do you do to keep the roasties away?

I wear a Trump hat, I've gotten complements from roasties before, but after I wore the hat, the bitches stayed away.
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>>38055906
>the hat
>the power contained within
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>>38055932
I feel like a rebel when wearing it

:^)
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i found voting for trump AND having erectile dysfunction (both highly medically related) have done wonders in keeping all women away.

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I have a date tonight.. with a real woman!

How and what not to fuck this up??

Also what do you do on a "date"?


>pic unrelated
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You go to the designated meeting place and do the agreed upon activity while talking to each other. Your anxiety will lessen and go away after a few minutes of this.
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>>38055885
>Also what do you do on a "date"?
Sex
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>>38056262
>Your anxiety will lessen and go away after a few minutes of this.
Or it could potentially get a lot worse and you sperg out

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