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Sounds really comfy not having to interact with people. Hopefully it has a cool breakroom with enough space that you have your own little private area.

What is the pay? $12.50?

>>38057854
12.55 not that good since it's in CAD but it seems to be the most fitting job in my region. My only hope the facility isn't sweltering hot. I can't stand heat. But they never said it was hot so hoping it's at least room temperature.

I've always wanted a warehouse job. Being in the UK, I'm scared of being bullied by the Polish workers.

>make fake Chad account on Tinder
>ask hoes to send you nudes

It's that simple.

>>38057758
>hey gurl umm send me some nudes of you?? pls hehe!!"
You fucking retarded autistic robot piece of shit. No.

>talk
>flirt
>have fun
>talk about sexual stuff
>get her wet
>she wants to show you her body
>she sends nudes because she wants you to desire her because she desires you
Does that make more sense?

>>38057758


Maybe i'm old but usualy several time after we fuck and even after other kinky stuff...

You either get a whore or a even a "open minded" girl will think about it twice.
Nude are of course a weapon.

>>38057747

Every girl here is a whore. She's gonna cheat on you one way or the other.

there are no women here

>>38057747
>tfw no /r9k/ browsing gf
I almost did for a while too, but she lived really far away
sucks

>>38057747
Kill yourself, Johan. No one like your shitposting.
Like seriously, take a razor and slit your wrists open. You'll do the world a favor.

>>38057734
online gaming?

there are always people playing any moderately popular game

what game are you trying to play?

>>38057791
Just various games on xbox lad

I could play with some other people but I don't know them very well and they're a bit autistic.

>>38057823
got to try some pc gaming

I have actually met some people playing Counter Strike Source (can't play GO because my pc sucks)

I don't know if I would call them "friends" but we recognize each other whenever we are on

>>38057683
You perfectly embodied her, OP.
Rude and cold

>>38057683
impossible to implement unless an account system is introduced but that would eliminate anonimity

>>38057715
Not true; an IP ban is sufficient. Even if they evade the ban, the newfag will know to lurk for at least a while longer before posting again. It will at least act as a disincentive for them to post on their first day, or post again without familiarising themselves with the board culture once they've evaded the ban, or posting low quality, ban-worthy replies once the ban is lifted. 4chan users must be fearful of being banned, without a meaningful restriction on free speech.

>>38057708
Yukinoshita was never rude.

Do you have a tiny peenor, Anon?

Well his phone name is babydick what the fuck do you expect.

>>38057669
Oh anon, she is an evil women. She is haughty, selfish and she will destroy you. Her heart is black as coal, and she takes pleasure from doing evil to people. She is a foolish girl, you can't help her. Just leave her be anon and learn to overcome your sexual desires and your desire for a woman.

Google is pretty good for finding pictures on the Internet, but don't tell anyone.

>>38057719
Of course I already tried that. Most of it is fake. Also, I'm trying to find fresh,blue corpses not some mutilated bullshit.

documentingreality com, invite only mode is currently disabled.

>finally get a GF
>she wants us to do part-time work in a hostel for a month so we can see each other (it's a long distance relationship)
>get a panic attack
>realize that i am not capable to do that work (be charming, witty, talkative and take initiative with the guests and be outgoing)
>realize that i am not good enough for this (or any relationship) by being like this
>realize that she's starting to dislike me because of this
>realize that my first (and possibly last) relationship is about to end

The worst thing is how it's exponentially getting worse. I am like this because I'm in a tough situation, but being like this is only worsening my situation.

JUST MAKE ME DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY JUST MAKE ME DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY JUST MAKE ME DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY

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>obsession over new car taking over life
>car can be bought around $24,000
>i'm looking at $29,000
>spending $5000 just to get it out of my mind

Shekelstein and co will laugh to the bank

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My birthday is in 2 days and I think it's gonna suck more than if I didn't do anything like I usually do

>>38057557
No, nobody does. Not forever, at least. It's a myth.

Imagine you owned a house, or actually, imagine your room. Now imagine someone lives with you in your room whose more immature than you, somewhat annoying, and won't help clean it or whatever. You'd kick him out, right? I'd imagine so.

>>38057597
This. You're just some weird guy living in their house, OP. It's probably very unpleasent for them which is why they're trying to inch you toward independence. Or charge you rent, to get at least something out of a shitty situation. At the very least they're trying to stop losing money on you buying you shit.

Get a job, pay for your own shit.

>>38057622
Ant this is why it's a blessing to be born a relatively well off Pajeet. Indian Parents literally support their kids to any extent they can. I'm in final year of College and I haven't worked ever for anything, everything's been paid by Pops. Even if I don't get a job after College (which is beginning to look likely) I can probably live with my parents for a couple of years and try to figure things out. Sad part is I'm a useless autistic piece of shit who wants to an hero.

t. failure Pajeet.

>>38057492
Go to the beach by yourself and meet new girls.

What do you have to lose? A none existent relationship?

>>38057492
Do it. At least you can say you tried, even if she says no.

From what I hear it's easy to meet them for a quick hump but impossible to make friends, it's like a no honor among theives type deal. Otherwise why do you think they'd make girl friends at all?

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>>38057482
I'm deep in the closet and luckily I'm a bifaggot or I'd probably be utterly miserable. As it is now I'm content to keep my gay feels on the internet, in real life most gays are hypersexual faggots who would make terrible bfs so I'm not missing out on much.

No matter if you're into guys or girls everyone's become a bunch of whores. I'll probably transcend to wizardhood at this rate.

i think i have left it too late now, especially to be a bottom. i am currently doing butt exercises to try and get a nice, big firm butt that guys will want to pound

but i think i'll always be too scared to go through with anything, because i am a pussy that lives his whole life in fear

I'm assuming the website is workaway or helpx

There's plenty more opportunities in there, many that don't require you to be a talkative Chad.

Starting next month I'm wwoofing/workaway-ing around comfy farms and even a monastery. All I have to do is some gardening a few hours a day and I get the freshest food a human can have and a comfy private room to sleep in

If you're not Chad, don't look for Chad's work. In the same way that Chad would never be able to go farm at a monastery.

>>38057753

Yes, it's Workaway. I didn't know it was that popular.

The thing is, there is no farm work for the city I'm supposed to be. On top of that, it's also the fact that I realized that I'm not able to do it which is messing with me. I have finally managed to get a girlfriend and she wants us to do that so we can be together for cheap (it's a long distance relationship), but I am failing as a basic human being by not being able to do it.
Doing those things is life and the fact that I can't do it means I am not fit for life.

>gardening
Have you done that before? Because my family used to have a proper, 3rd world garden and the work in it was exhausting and dirty. Anything but comfy when it's 30 degrees C outside.

>>38057846
Can you pilot an aircraft?
Can you operate a nuclear reactor?
Can you be an astronaut?

There's some shit you just can't do. So what if there's another thing most can do that you can't? Who gives a shit?

If you have a gf and she doesn't know you're a robot/cyborg, then you're also fucked because you showed her a side of you that is nonexistent. Unless you tell her right away that you are not fit for doing normie work, you will always be suffering with her, as you will always have to put up a mask for her to never see the real you. And I can tell you, that is much worse than not having a gf to begin with.

>doing those things is life
No, it's not.

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>>38057426
She's the origanal one on the right btw

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>>38057442
How do girls on this app ALWAYS have pics from all these exotica places and seemingly good jobs, even the 21 year olds on here since to be pretty well off

>>38057426
tease her about her name being spelled Katharine rather than Katherine.

That doesn't mean spergs are bad people, it just means that any place with spergs attracts even bigger retards, like normies.

>>38057410
>spergs are nice people
As actual sperg with sperg friends I can cofnirm most of them are assholes with no empathy

>>38057422
>i-its not me, its the normies
>i-its always the n-normies

>>38057403
Get down on my knees, and when she gets close cunt punt her and wrestle her bow away from her.

>>38057403
I'm so desperate i'll even do it

>>38057403
Run away, she can shoot me, death is better than that.