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Do you care if a girl has hair around her anus?
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>>38059646
fuck yes i care. thats the most disgusting shit in the world. if i ever get a gf i probably wont even give a shit though
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>>38059646
>not knowing what nudes are
Fucking normies.
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>>38059646
Yeah but it only really occurs in girls with very visible body hair anyways, if they have to wax their face, shave pits regularly, hairy arms or thick leg hair then that's the sign they'll have more hair down there, but from experience some women only have the pubic section and then basically nothing else around there.

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Can some fembot fill this application for me?

I am kinda cute and very loyal, have a lot of things to offer, will love you forever..
1/2
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2/2

orignally origiaiaiaia
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No one will fill that out I'm afraid, it's WAY too long for one (you)
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Like they need an application.

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Black women prefer BWC
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>>38059576
These threads aren't funny either way
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>>38059576
sauce? pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase 1?
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Cool dude, like dude that is soooo fucking radical, everyone thinks that is the coolest thing ever said on this website, like man why can't I be original like you. Please teach me your ways of making the best post that has ever been or ever will be. Man you know what makes a good original post and this is it.

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>"I'm really smart, but just lazy xd"
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>"He misbehaves in class because he is too intelligent."
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>>38059553
>>38059530
the truth is that most people on this board are like this
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tfw the people who say this can never prove it, and just like stroking their ego, blind of their inability to accomplish anything

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>You accidentally walk in on Tyrone changing

>He looks you in the eyes and says "Do u like what u see?"

Wat say?
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i get on my knees and start sucking that gigantic love rod without any words
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>>38059545
enjoy your original aids
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>>38059510
I say to him:
"All animals with big penises in the animal kimgdom are dumb except humans who instead have bigger brains, now isn't that a coinscidence that black men tend to have bigger penis?"

Then I proceed to suck his dick anyway.

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What do you think will be in the 5th panel?
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Her away from 4chan and being a happy mom
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>>38059511
YAMMERRROOOOOOO
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>>38059511
This cant come soon enough. Fuck this normalfag den.

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Any other robots sit down weirdly?

Here's a crude drawing of my usual position.
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Currently sitting like this
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>>38059473
i'm usually on my knees when i'm on my chair. is that weird enough?
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>>38059961
added to my doodle cause im bored

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>don't want to get old
>kill myself
>will always be remember young
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>always

I've found a hole in your logic anon.
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>>38059292
>tfw you missed out on prime teen suicide
>could have been remembered as a teen genius, born before his time, too good for thi world, gone too soon etc. no matter how fucked up you were
>if you suicide now no one will give a fuck
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You will only be remembered as a selfish piece of shit.

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>Why did the anon cross the road?

To buy some more Coricidin.
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>>38059290
Enjoy your kidney failure, my dude
Chlorpheniramine is hell on your organs at recreational DXM doses
Just take some tussin or gel caps
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>>38059350
Not it you have super awesome anon genes.
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>>38059290
unless Coricidin changed their ingredients all the drugs forums say CCC is the one to avoid. it has active ingredients other than just DXM hbr, and one ingredient causes panic and psychosis at high doses

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in this thread we talk about poppy and how she is literally (not figuratively) perfect

Not allowed:
>insulting poppy
>insulting titanic sinclair
>calling poppy a roastie
>being rude to other robots

Allowed as long as you are respectful:
>constructive criticism
>posting other waifus
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>>38059248
fuck poppy
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>>38059258
Breaking the rules with the first reply. Dare I say ... Madman?
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what the fuck are these shit threads
how lonely and desperate can a person be

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>dude has a 13 inch dick
>girl has obviously fake tits
>nipple/genital piercings
>backwards hats
>superchads or chad behind the camera that wont shut the fuck up
>girl is way too much of a stacie
>girl moans while giving a titjob
>camera shows guy's ass or face
>incest porn labeled as brother and sister, but the "brother" is an old piece of shit with a receding hairline while the sister is 22
>incest porn labeled as mom and son but the
"mom" is 19
>beaner dick
>black dick
>uncircumcised dick
>woman has a hair diaper
I mean come on
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>>38059232
>More than two people
That's not porn anymore; that's a fucking warzone.
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>>38059232
>no children involved
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stop watching porn. have some sense of control. it fks up your head

Hey, you, the nonvirgin. Congratulations. You've been selected to take the virginity of every single khv using this board under the new terrorism prevention act. You have no right to refuse and you'll be detained in a government facility until we decide that you've done your job. Thank you for your help, citizen.
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>>38059170
/r9k/ confirmed free from the normie menace
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>>38059170
>under the new terrorism prevention act.
What does it say ? What's the link between terrorism and virginity?
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>>38059170
bend over then and take the cock

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>Pedos want the age of consent abolished so they can diddle children
>Age of consent is abolished
>All the little girls flood to Chad
What now pedos?
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If you don't think child prostitution would be a common thing everywhere in that scenario then you're a moron. Plenty of poor parents with kids are around who would gladly put a price on sexual services from their kids.
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>>38059488
That just leaves more for me.
Also there'll always be poor white trash or drug addicts, so that's not really true anyway.
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>>38059152
more than likely very little would actually change from now, save for a shitload more CP and pedochads getting preteen poon.

I'd probably still stick to 2D anyways though since even 2D adult women are hotter than any 3D

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How do I increase social skills? All i fucking see is either "be confident and just do it," "analyze the conversation profusely for mistakes and stick to a guideline, plus study body language and conversation cues and also know popular things" or "listen lol."
All of them are shit. The first one doesn't account for actual fucking lack of social skills, the second one is tedious as fuck and lapses too much into social anxiety, or otherwise, you forget it because it's hard, and the third one is a recipe for turning into a fucking doormat or, if you bother being active, being a interviewer.
Literally the only way I get replies from any body is to be controversial as fuck. No one listens to anything else I say. I used to be negative as shit, and maybe people know me, but now I'm nothing. Literally nothing.
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>>38058984
>just be yourself
what kind of advise is even this shit, if im myself it's going to be very bad
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>"be confident and just do it,"
This is true from the angle that social skills is mostly just confidence anyway. But it's false in the sense that you can't just "be confident" since it's a result of past experiences.
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>>38059015
I know. For fucks sake, with social anxiety, at least I didn't get embarrassed ever. Without it, I'd be one of those autistic spergs.
If I'm confident, people don't listen to me. If I'm not, people ask me to speak.
Excuse me?

Any of you have been in a psych ward? If yes, how it was? Judging by my situation i guess i will be on one soon.
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bump #1497872
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I have. The first one was alright. They have you meet with a psychiatrist and attend therapy groups. You will be force fed prescribed drugs. There is no internet access, all there is to do is watch television or read.
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>>38058982
It was terrible. I went insane in there.

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