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If you like anime, you should fucking kill yourself

>>38060290
if you routinely watch anime after the age of 18 you're a literal man child.

>>38060304
>>38060359
not op but this is an anime board you autists

kill him
he hurt your teggy

say your neck and back hurts and see how funny it is for pajeet then
also take cash for the car, find a mechanic to say it's totaled

>>38060128
>driving to work in my Bentley
>some white trash neckbeard in stained cargo shorts slams on the brakes in front of me
>the back end of his cheap sack of crap car crunches like a chip bag
>my Bentley only sustains minor scratches because of superior construction, but I'll get it looked at later
>he waddles up to me
>let him know how I really feel about poor, inferior losers like him contaminating the road and society with their garbage
>he trembles and swears, emitting a smell of rotting cabbage
>I return to my car and drive off to the investors meeting, where I will swap it out for a new company car afterwards
>driving away, I see his pony plushies askew all over the front windshield
>fucking kek

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>>38060059
post more spuuurdo spaaarde a kakoisepiste dee

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>>38060059
This is now a finnbot thread

hey can we draw more spurdo sparde in this thread?

>>38060449
we tried this before and it failed

>>38060753
Can we expand this to all the normalfags, especially the recent asexualposters

>>38061058
this, there are actual roasties on redditds and judging by all the screencaps they want beta orbiters

>>38059995
hmm that sucks anon, why do you dark souls anyway?

>>38059995
Do you need PvP?

>>38060044
Really like it, couldn't play it for the longest time because I didn't have a controller. Reminds me of the close friend I lost :/
>>38060060
Actually never done pvp, I prefer single player stuff in general but want to try it when I get good enough.

>>38059990
I've thought of this before, like he was actually kind of creative. He wasn't doing anything wrong and probably just needed a friend

I'd like to know if his experience with Woody affected him long term, like if he developed a fear of toys or it became a repressed memory or something.

Would love to see that explored but doubt it ever will be.

>>38059990
(((Toy Story)))
The white kid is the one with the problem

I kill small animals. Looking to level up but figuring out a well-thought out plan first.

I jack it or watch a movie

You get a gf desu. Too bad that's not really an option
>yfwyr most people have another person to be close with, who helps them feel loved and happy.

>>38059935
I can't harbour love for something I hate.

max is a fraud. he pays girls

>>38059935
so you wanna be a sick cunt brah?

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>>38059902
Could be worse I guess Ha Ha Ha

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at least I'm not fat right?

This Bingo needs some improvement.

1. Smoking weed, even alone is something still a normie does.
First of all you need to get that weed, or any other recreational drugs.

2. It should be added skinny/scrawny/skinnyfat to fat or any body deformity.

3. Smoking 3+ packs of cigarettes?
Many normies do that, it also requires quite a bit of money over the years, a waste of money that is.

>>38059853
Nah dude
suck off a loaded revolver

I fear its too late for you brother.

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>>38059853
>too dank of a troll
>too dank of a troll
>dank
>troll
JUST

first of all that's not my friend, second of all i'm not a rude asshole who walks into the bathroom without knocking first

honestly, you people give us fags a bad name, and you should feel bad.

>>38059736
beg him to rape me

op is probably thinking
>drop to knees
>caress his alpha cock with my tongue
>let him use my throats like a fleshlight
>gratefully accept his powerful seed and worshipfully polish off his cock with my mouth
>thank him
haha what a faggot

>>38059729
Doing a summer internship at a local law firm, starting my JB/MBA combined in the fall. Moving across the country to Stanford with the gf. First big adventure after living in NY my whole life/undergrad degrees.

Looking forward to it.

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Don't take English unless you want to be unemployed.

t. took English and now unemployed.

>>38059796
>degrees that result in unemployment
you are like a little baby, watch this:

HISTORY
I
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T
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>>38059705
I feel loved and supported by my family and friends.

>>38059705
My life has purpose.

Can't wait to see my girlfriend later.

>>38059683
Also, anyone who is over 6'0 needs to stay out because they cannot be robots.

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>>38059683
wow, DO NOT JOIN THIS CHATROOM
typical normal faggots trying to shame proud robots to tears. They even have stacies in there giving out "virtual blowjobs" what the FUCK
FUCK YOU CHADS NORMIE SCUM

>>38059683
for the lazy

TgAFjm

>>38059739
I don't believe iit, she seems too proud of her virginity.

>>38059676
I knew a girl that was a 29 year old virgin. She wasn't fat or especially ugly, but she was very self centered, like she couldn't understand why the world did not revolve around her.

She had no real friends other than one girl that was her roommate and pittied her. She had only been on 2 dates in her life.

She also had permanent bitch face and voice, but still wasn't ugly, just a terrible person and it showed.

>>38059676
Didn't she eat a spoonful of cinnamon on YouTube? She's funny and has big boobs.