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I don't, Asuka

>>38061555
I masterbate to little loli pussy

>>38061555
I'm not even looking for one. Sick trips, btw.

>>38061553
Happiness doesn't exist. Took me long enough to realize that.

>>38061641
correction, happiness doesn't exist for people like us. But for normal people they seem to find happiness often.

>>38061553
what i want would be that my life would have taken a diffrent route from the day ive been born.

>>38061547
So tranny top?

>>38061557
He's a cis male who identifies as a tranny

Honestly I feel the same

>tfw you will never appear perfectly as a boy (female) who is actually a girl (male)

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>>38061445
>not being enlightened enough to stay away from girls like this
Begone, THOT!

>ywn experience teenage love
>tfw all you did was fuck around deflowering and tossing them away

>>38062143
fuck off normalslime
you make me fucking sick

>>38061421
>>>/b/
better walk on home boy

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I tried making a simple guide for you.

>>38061529
Absolutely wonderful drawing, anon. But what about 69? I've never quite understood how this is done properly

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>>38061302
typical rural and suburban retard race politics

>>38061424
>http://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/45bc07b76b4b17d866ec512f1d8cebaedc14c2b1831a5bd0ccc27d350fedb26e.jpg/
>look mum, I posted it again
kill yourself

no. asians only have a 5 point higher IQ than white IQ. meanwhile blacks IQ are a standard deviation lower than white IQ

I'm badly mentally ill. No idea what the fuck is wrong with me. Got a therapist but didn't tell her everything. My life is fucked and my family hate me.

All I have is this stupid website. I want to be normal.

>>38061284
>I'm badly mentally ill. No idea what the fuck is wrong with me. Got a therapist but didn't tell her everything. My life is fucked
>All I have is this stupid website. I want to be normal.
I know the feelings.

im suffering constantly
nowhere to run and nowhere to hide
i hate everything this world has to offer

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>There's no flagging option for "hitting close and being too real"

Lol, how have I never seen this before

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>cheerful music starts playing
>slowly zooms in to Henry's face
>mfw it finally sets it that im Henry and will always be Henry

If he's too anxious to approach you I think you should take the initiative.

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>tfw nice guy
>broke up with my gf after becoming redpilled and realized no girl would date me

>>38061224
>tfw he's too afraid of approaching me
yep that would be me.
I don't know why but whenever I notice a girl is into me I can't manage to make a move. I don't know why. It sucks.

>>38061196
I can also go online and buy a great vibrator and dildo for that price as well. What's your point?

>>38061196
Dildos are cheaper, and bigger. How do you feel?

>>38061271
You can't fertilize yourself yet without a reason, but we robots don't care about getting kids. Men just want to fuck and insemnate as much pussies they can.

>>38061135
I like how they actually had to make the burger in photoshop.

AYO LEMME GET THAT UHHHHHH UMM

THAT T REX COMBO

>>38061135
It's the East Coasters. When I went to Pittsburgh everything was portioned way larger and I did not see very many healthy looking people. The majority of the restaurants were authentic European places too. Italian, Polish, German and Irish. So I blame Europe for the bad influence

>>38061064
Start eating a shit load of peanut butter and banana sandwiches

Do some research, find the healthiest yet weight gaining foods.

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>>38061064
it would be better to ask /fit/ about this, but you should eat a lot of protein and fats

also

>I dont do any physical activity
if you're too sperg to go to the gym, you can at least do some bodyweight exercises in your room

I don't know actually it's like an addiction for me now but I started because the threads on /b/ were funny until the underage and normies took it

>>38060947
no do i look like a loser shut in, virgin, weirdo, faggot?

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nope, never heard of this "for-chan" fellow

Old, brutal antipsychotics.

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>>38060862
do what they tell you

Admitting you're not crazy and that there are no voices

>>38060832
Reporting some autist for nonstop attention whoring.

Ham saaaaaaandwiiiiich

>>38060878
Oh? You don't say? That's a shame. Have fun with that though. Heh.
>>38060903
Should I know the meaning of that?