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>>38062031
Christ I hope she cleared the tires. I don't know how low the clearance is under that but she might've gotten away with a couple broken appendices, broken hip and some crushed ribs.
As long as the skull was clear and there was no organ-puncture she may live and maybe recover but damn. That's a rough way to go.
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>>38062993
Fuck off re.ddit this roastie got TOASTIED
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>>38062031
weII.. at least she tried.
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>>38062031
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKK OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYY GOOODDDD

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You guys think killing all niggers is some type of a good idea.
How about we find a solution to the ghetto problem America is having?
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>>38061912
We need some kind of unity-oriented organized-by-the-people organization for people, with emphasis on race, sexual orientation, income, etc. not fucking mattering. People coming together to get to know each other and fighting against the us and them mentality.

Us VS us and them
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>>38061912
america is not having a ghetto problem. everything is just as it should be.
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>>38062868
>not having a ghetto problem
Spend a day in a ghetto and tell me everything is as it should be.

the time of competent op image edits is over. the time of sophiefriend's autistic 5 hour jobs has begun. the dark lord shadow pepe has awoken, his Greggs pasties of power in the hands of waifu posters.

but one does not simply walk into mordorfeel. choose your side - with the company of chaos or with the fellowship of the feels.
I still need to do all of the other characters, suggest what meme should be who
also have a shit Friday night
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this is now a super secret britfeel
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>>38061863
>no dark pepe as the eye of sauron
try again
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>>38061863
>this OP image is alright as a one-off event but should not become the main at all

I'm gonna join the fellowship of feels.

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Sup robots,

So it's finally happened. I'm living the life that I always feared I would end up living. I'm 22, and I spend most of my days lying in bed on reddit/4chan smoking weed, and some nights sitting up drinking with my alcoholic foreign housemate who uses me to practice his English on. I've been more or less unemployed since I graduated a year and a half ago. I had a shitty job working from home for a bit but I was late on a few assignments so they cut contact with me. I hate most of my friends, and the ones I don't hate won't talk to me. I'm losing my hair at 22 and have shitty teeth. I think about killing myself nearly all day every day, except when I can drag myself to the gym.

My parents won't talk to me, but they send me money every month for rent, food, and a bit of booze and weed. This might seem like a sweet deal but it just means I have no incentive whatsoever to get off my ass and look for a job. I'm afraid of going out in public and I've been having panic attacks in social situations recently that force me to go hide in the bathroom to slow down my breathing.

I've quit weed recently and I have forced myself to apply to a few jobs, trying to convince myself that things will get better but realistically I can't see that happening in the near future. Every time things start improving in my life, I get hit with a wave of depression that crushes me and stops me from being able to do anything. I wasn't always like this, I've had periods in my life where I was happy, sociable, fairly successful with women, and had decent job prospects, but this fucking depression keeps derailing me and I'm pretty much a fucking worthless loser at this point. Going to see a therapist (which I can barely afford) next week to try and help me get my shit together.

Anyway, sorry for the faggy post. Just wanted to get some shit off my chest and maybe hear from someone else who's got themselves out of a similar situation.
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>>38061849
Nice blog mate thanks for posting it. This is now an original comment about how gay you are.
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>parents pay for everything
>smoke weed every day
>hang out and drink with housemate
>go to the gym
>how do I escape this hell?
You...you're being serious right now...are you being serious right now?
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>>38061934
Lol thanks

I guess things could be worse

> I have a social media account
> but there are only nine people in the friend list, I know only two of them in real life, I use a fake name, the profile pic is not even a photo and I only post memes and anime pictures
Am I a normie or not?
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>>38061841
Do you have a regular account? Honestly I thought most people had 100+ on their social media accounts.
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>>38061841
>friends irl

Yes
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What's better, no fb profile pic or an anime one? I don't like the default one but I also don't want to take a picture of myself desu.

I'm done with normie shit. I'm becoming a shitposter. TEACH ME HOW TO MEME ROBOTS!
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all that happens here is people call you a loser in various ways and then you accept it as fact and take on the identity of a loser and your life goes to shit more and more
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Iurk for two years before posting
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>>38061839
>shitposter
>teach me how to meme

That's not what being a robot is about, you fucking normie
You have to be lonely and miserable to be a robot

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Well the man was right, an unseen evil hs just reared its head, my life will soon be in ruins AMA
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What is the unseen evil that has reared it's head, what was the cause, how did JBP predict this?
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>>38061832
Just clean your room anon, it'll be fine.
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https://youtu.be/HVHI_wOA23I
He eludes to it in this video, and well I got in some trouble with the law

Are women capable of debate?
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>>38061825
Pretty much not. Every time I've ever tried to have a sensible discussion with a girl they just resort to emotions
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I want to assfuck Anita. Anyone else?
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>>38061825
No, the woman is incapable of thinking logically and can only use their emotions. If you attempt to debate them, they will insult or start screaming.

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any other skellybots here?
>6'0
>130 lbs
>long skinny arms
>don't want to wear short sleeves
>too hot for long sleeves
>never go outside
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original thread bump original
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>>38061811
6.0 132lbs reporting in

i have postponed a diet + regular workout for far too long, even through i've already started paying for my gym membership. I'm scared I might see someone I used to go to school with, or worse yet, they see me and what mess I still am
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>>38061811
My boyfriend is like this. Honestly I am kinda afraid to ride him. I don't want to break his skelly ass.

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>"anon i'm such a naughty girl, i'll let you do anything you want i love to get spanked hard"
>"anal? haha no not that"
>spank her once with a belt
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE SICK"

Every time.
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>>38061747
>3D women
orinaoit
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>>38062043
>women
Slightly more originari
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>>38061747
Haha sucks to be you. I spank the everloving heck out of my girlfriend. You should see the bruises

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/fembot/ thread

How old were you when you lose count of how many people you kissed?
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>>38061725
Like 15 lol
Edit: JEEEEZ all u bitter virgins need to calm down just because I had sex with 3 diff men last week doesn't mean I'm not a fembot ;)

kik me at flowerchyld97 lol ;)
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>>38061783
;) i know this is ironic but its still annoying please leave ;))
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I've kissed 15 or 16 people including my family members and friends I kissed for various reasons like on New Years and during a play.

I'm only not sure about the 15 or 16 because of twins.

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>finally bought a decent pc
>it plays most games on high settings at 60fps
thought it would feel great or special but it doesn't
>don't enjoy anything i play
>still feel bored
>in a constant dream-like state when playing anything
>finally playing games smoothly instead of 20fps doesn't make me any happier
why..
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>>38061679
Because you thrived more off of the idea of having a good gaming PC than actually using it you faggot
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>>38061726
i didn't. i even got it so i could be able to play games i really wanted to play but couldn't on my laptop
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>>38061766
i literally did the exact same thing and once i realized I only wanted it because i couldnt have it and now that I did I didnt want it anymore. Sold it and got a macbook for school and couldnt be happier

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WHY AM I SO FUCKING UGLY
MY PARENTS ARENT UGLY
WHY ME ?! ITS NOT FAIR
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I remember when I first realized I was truly ugly.

I smoked weed and was blitzed out of my mind then looked in the mirror after getting a text to hang out with some people.

I realized I would never look like my ideal of aesthetics and I would always know that. My nose too big, head too big, ears protruding, ugly hair I didn't like to cut because I used it to hide my ugly face.

idk why I had to live this stupid life, I felt so close to having a good life, but it felt liek I had these psychological walls preventing me from really liking myself or being motivated to live to the fullest

now after years of falling apart, idk what to do.

I can't even think about my life or the world at large without feeling like I'm crushed
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>>38061633
>>38061717
Just get over it. Not everyone can beautiful. Just do what you can to improve your appearance and move on with your life. Dwelling on it certainly isn't going to change anything
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>>38061755
>just get over it

I can't, this is important.

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>"If you could do anything in the world right now, what would you do?
>tfw nothing you want to do, ever
>nothing is appealing, ever
>tfw your only answer to this would be sleep
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>>38061618
That sucks Anon, maybe try finding a new hobby or something? Whenever I feel like that I just try to get innawoods ASAP
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>>38061656
I'd go innawoods if I could, but I'd probably end up sleeping or resting 24 hours a day
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>>38061703
It's still comfy though, whenever I go /out/ I always end up hiking and climbing then sleep really well after

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Message the 20th girl on your phone contacts.
> Hey beautiful , wanna go out tonight ?

POST RESULTS DON'T BE A FAG
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>>38061584
I don't think my girlfriend would like that
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>>38061584
>implying most robots have even a single girl in their contacts, excepting their mothers
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>>38061584
>implying I have even one girl in my phone contacts

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