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>>38063302
Women only like rape when it's done by chad

I read somewhere that women always mean the opposite of what they say

>>38063302
They don't. They like the idea of being used, similarly to rape, but by someone they trust in a safe enviroment. The "insert number% of women have a rape fantasy." Isn't actually women saying they legitimately want to be raped and all the shit that goes with it.

>>38063237
>there are millions if not billions of people who unironically watch this shit
Hopefully aliens nuke us sooner or later

>>38063572
What did he mean by this? Origilandioso

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>the Hulk will never angrily pound your ass with his massive green cock
why go on honestly

>>38063190
when you start tolerating homosexuals, vote for democrats and move to a big city

>>38063190
>>38063230
1996-2005
Basically be a Gen Z

>>38063190
Recently graduated high school, I would think. So be born around the '96-'99 mark.

>be out of school for 7 years now
>still dream about cute classmate girl
alcohol and escapism into videogames is all you have
sometimes i dream about a videogame and not reallife girls and it makes me feel good

>>38063183
money,drugs,exercise,work

what else you need, stop being a pussy

>>38063183
get in contact, get close with the girl, wait for the relationship to fall and attempt to get together with her when shes just broke up

if you walk into the store with a hoodie on does that work like a proxy?

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You brought both of those problems on yourself. You're a fucking disgrace.

Maybe take this as a wake up call to turn your life around rather than crying online like a whiny faggot.

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>>38063072
Post pics of the escort or gtfo

Bambize

bazeebo

>>38063069
Baghdad bombings

>>38063057
thanks now fucking kys faggot

>>38063057
love you too anon
don't be sad

Can you kill me please?
I'll pay you to shoot me in the head.

Drugs.

Just skip meth and heroin and you'll be fine.

>>38063048
a hobby.

>you have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

what the fuck does this mean 4chan?

>>38063048


You get something to do. Keep occupied, excercise, learn new shit, earn money. You will interact with people whether you want or not that way, so the social component is atleast somewhat satisfied. You will become increasingly bitter and hunger for intimacy, but those are things you can live with.

t. student 3 years into university who has cut off all of his friends progressively

I am suffering, but I manage.

>be uncircumcised
>be so insecure about my tiny dick that I make troll threads about circumcised dicks every day to convince incels that mine is bestest
>go to sleep still insecure and cry about tfw no gf
t. OP

>>38063121
t. roastie defense league

>>38063046
no one will believe you because porn/sex is the most profitable business in the world.

People are willing to fly to the other side of the world just to get a "happy ending" tugtug from some thailand women.

They wouldn't do it if it was overrated.
Shut the fuck up already, next you're going to say masturbation is overrated.

If sex wasn't good, then people wouldn't even be in relationships, they wouldn't do one night stands, porn wouldn't sell so damn well, and so on.

>>38063022
I experienced hydrocodone when I was teenager.

felt good man

>>38063022
Yeah I feel pain all the time.

pop like 2 or 3 of them shits my guy, you'll feel like a tree with your roots in the ground.

I would for sure fuck Whitney Wisconsin in the ass

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>>38062989
i doubt she wouldn't throw me away to fuck her pet but if she didn't i'd have no problems
what they do with the red rocket every night is none of my business
plus i could finally try to understand the appeal behind beastiality

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Absolutely.

How delightfully unoriginally original.

>>38062952
>piece of shit frat douches and chads
>unironically uses this phrase to make his point
>>>/t/umblr

>>38063031
Fuck you, fuck frats, fuck chads, and fuck tumblr

>>38062952
More women getting education might make less of them freeloading whores content to spend their life in hopes of marrying a rich guy.

>>38062903
Nice
>ewftwdr

BEEF'D

>>38062903
She does realize that's not a real cow right?

Just asking because you never know with religious people.

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I havent been flossing but ive been brushing my teeth daily.

Thank you for your concern

>>38063398
same as this guy, I brush twice a day

>>38062860
for a long time I didn't floss or brush but I had to have my back tooth pulled so I've been doing better

>>38062743
You're fucking based. I kinda want to hang out with you. The bug and sun reason is fine, but I bet many people don't buy it.

>>38062743
you look like a retard but no one can see the retard so it's ok

>>38062743
>drawing even more attention to yourself AND risking having strangers approach you
Holy fuck no fuck you normie