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Is /r9k/ the official jungle fever board?
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>>38063824
I would a black girl. I would any girl really, just one who isn't absolute shit.
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>>38063824
you really think r9k has standards?
these nerds would date anyone over 6/10
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>>38063824
In a world of porn, is there any real attraction anymore?

it's just another fap session.

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how do we get rid of the literal females on this board
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>>38063820
we can't get rid of our queens
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>>38063820
We don't. Just accept they're here to stay. They're human like you and me. You're not afraid of change, are you?
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We cant. They can get gd/bf and leave this board. Now we just need to pay Chads and Stacies to hit on them.

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Was he /our guy/?
Oregano commento
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literally unironically and honestly who?
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is that hospital shooter
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>>38063818
Yes/ and he's a doctor

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>I can never date women because their way of thinking is stupid
>Can't date men because im not attracted to masculinity (I'd fuck a fem guy tho)
>Can't date girls (male) because they're mentally unstable

Why hast thou forsaken me, O God?
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just dont date anyone. i dont really get what all the hype is about. do you have nothing else to stress over in your life?
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>>38063776
>I'd fuck a fem guy tho
>Can't date girls (male)
Nigga, make up your mind.
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>>38063827
>fuck
>date

Are you aware of the difference?

Is it true that girls like nerdy guys?
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Only if you look like that type of """"nerd""""
obviously
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yeah if he looks like a chad if not you are a creepy nerd and a loser
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>>38063767
They like "nerdy" guys, guys who are nerdy as a fashion statement, they don't like nerds.

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>says sex is overrated
>yet sex is one of the biggest motivating factors for our civilization.
>the most profitable thing in the planet.
>one of the most political topics of our generation to encourage more sex.
>as for 10+ years the most controversial topic when people wanted sex with same gender
>our biology is based around effectively obtaining it.
>even in history sex was a primary factor of a lot of controversial events.
>we have official therapeutic groups to help people with their sex addiction.
>is literally the BIGGEST reason for divorce, due to lack of sex or someone fucking another person.
>we use it as the primary reason for determining partner.
>you could even give people stockholm syndrome by providing them too much sex against their will.
>there are people who are willing to die/go to jail to forcibly have sex with someone.
>there are teachers who fuck their students and it ends their career but doesn't matter had sex.
>teen pregnancy is a huge problem in civilization because of how great sex is.
>People charge $300/hr for sex because clients love it that much.


But guys, sex is overrated teehee.
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>>38063669
I think you're conflating sex with validation. Replace every instance of sex with validation and you've pretty well evaluated the human condition. The problem is that people think sex = validation, but sex addicts quickly learn this isn't always the case or even often the case.
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>>38063705
Are you a roastie or are you a virgin?
There's no evolutionary advantage to that you dipshit. Quit feeding people lies on the internet you autistic faggot. You do realize only losers need it for validation right? Do you jack off to cartoons for validation? Do people jack off to their fetishes (like scat) for validation? They do it because it feels good and you're a fucking retard to think otherwise. You need mental help if you have sex for validation, that's not healthy or normal dumbass.

P.S kill yourself
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>>38063669
what would sex with maria feel like?

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ITT: post your gf
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Why are strong women the best?
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textless post faggot, and apparently a road sign is a car. FUCK YOU 4CHAN
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textlessassapAOEWDOAWMDQAEW

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>that feeling you experience when you don't have a girlfriend

i dont like this feel
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>>38063662
i also dislike that feeling, friend
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>>38063662
>"doc i need a girlfriend so i can make it up to 88mph."

jokes aside. whats the difference between casual sex and a girlfriend?
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>>38063909
>whats the difference between casual sex and a girlfriend?
Casual sex is like, imagine meeting a stranger and then putting your penis inside of it. GF is like someone you know and trust and putting your penis inside of it. If you can't even look a stranger in the eye, you can forget about it

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Anyone have experience in rehabilitating into becoming a normie? Going to uni in a whole new country in september, and I want to make this fresh start count. How do I need to present myself to become a normie and ultimately a chad? Anyone have some anecdotes?
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>>38063628
Make friends right away. Just force yourself to ask themselves wuestions. Introduce yourself or just talk to them about schoolwork. Give people your phone number. Just Nike it just do it
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>>38063628
I tried to become a normie but I failed miserably, and now I'm even more depressed. I used to study all day, but as time passed I realized I didn't make any friends in uni.
Now I've lost my will, and there's a chance I'll drop out if I can't get it back.
Unless you're a failed normie, your chances of becoming one are low.
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>>38063628
What's the story behind you starting uni in a new country? Curious to know as I'd would like to do something similar

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Do you fall for any girls who's nice to you?
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>>38063606
As long as she has an okay face and isn't a slut, yes.
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Njeaaa
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>>38063606
It makes me think why they are playing Nice to me because i know i do not deserve it

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Robots quick, post what vidya you are currently playing.
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up 20
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I finished dark souls 3 recently

Wont be actively playing games in a while

Just some matches of lel
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>>38063563
>fighting for those addy rocks

etched into my fucking mind

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I sadly am forced to be friends with a minecraft youtuber irl. AMA.
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what's the youtube channel?
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Would you own a based pepe spinner
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>>38063551
The recipe should be a triangle of iron with a terracotta block in the middle

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Why do so many trolls pretend that liking traps is gay?
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>>38063502
> Why do so many trolls pretend that liking a male is gay?
I dunno, OP.
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>you will never fuck pre-plastic surgery face Sarina Valentina in her fat, pale ass

https://www.redtube.com/554195
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>>38063600
I used to fap to Sarina on the daily.
Now I find him/her disgusting

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>you will never experience the LOTR era again
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>>38063401
thanks for reminding me to rewatch LOTR anon
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We can hope for a Silmarilion movie series
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>>38063401

>tfw in the cinema and the rohirrim appear on the hill

no experience will ever come close again.

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Since I was a kid I used to have intrusive thoughts about God and blasphemous things. Recently it has mostly stopped, but something worse has come about. Whenever I think or read or see Jesus or related holy things, I start salivating, it's uncontrollable. I have no idea why. Maybe it is because when I was a kid I would obsessively think about spitting on Jesus. Please help me, I just can't stop salivating.
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Yeah, nobody can help with that anon.
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Kek. On the off chance this isn't a joke you probably have OCD
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>>38063389
>>38063391
It is bothering me a shitton. I can't read the Bible without my mouth salivating like crazy. It is fucking killing me. Somebody help

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