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>Nerdy types with gfs
A Chad I can deal with. A regular normal I can deal with.
But when I see these smug weeb fucks strutting around with their 6/10 gfs it fills me with rage. When I go to boards that have classically been populated by losers I sometimes see people casually talk about having gfs or sex it can ruin my whole day.
Its even worse when they're young or have been having such relationships since they were young. Meanwhile I am almost 30 and dying alone in a pit of virginity even though I've tried incredibly hard to make myself presentable.
This is not ok.
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yeah I know that feel.
The biggest fucking faggot from high school has a nerdy gf and it just drives me insane.
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They're all extroverts, that's their secret
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>>38066423
This.
Unless you're an extrovert, sorry odds are you weren't meant to live a life where a lot of women want to hold your hand and be listen to all your secrets and worries and dreams.
World's fucked if you ask me.
Is 24 too old to get your first gf?
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Is 23 too old to learn how to kiss etc. and get your first gf?
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>>38066141
>>38066315
yes
t. 24 khv
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What about 25? Pls reply.
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>tfw have no idea on how to sign up for university
why they make this shot so complicated
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>>38066074
Just walk into the registration office, what are you retarded
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So that dumb turds can't apply to them, as a first barrier
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Dont do education, Op. Walk down the path of wizardry instead. Education is for capitalists and normies
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If liking traps is gay, does that mean it is straight for a girl to like them?
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no, if you like traps or cuntboys you are gay. that's it.
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>>38066010
You post this thread every day you kike
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>>38066010
Sue is pretty cute.
I wish I was her, though I would have worked more on my voice unlike her.
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>1200 word essay due in 6 and a half hours
What's the most work you bros have done in the least amount of time
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>>38065986
In high school I would always jam out 3 page English essays in the 30 minute class before. Weight training being a free period was a blessing.
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>>38065986
M8, easy af.
Over the last year, I spent 40 minutes to 1 hour writing my 600-900 word essays each week and got a first class in my end of year exams.
You can do this, anon. I believe in you!
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You can do it. Quit screwing around and get off 4chan. Good luck.
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who /jawlet/ here?
how do I improve my jawline?
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3 sets of 5 jaw curls
3 sets of 5 jaw extensions
3 sets of surgery
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>>38065982
Don't mouthbreathe.
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>>38065982
improve by sucking my dick OP
OP is a faggot
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>oneitis from high school that I haven't seen or spoken to in 7 years appears in a dream last night
Why
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>dreamed about a school shooting happening
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>>38065915
No fap day 20
dream of pulling my teeth out with pliers and sucking my buddies dick...wake up cumming buckets.
am i gay now?
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No fap day 4
>dream of getting a bj from my friends chubby wife
>wake up with raging boner
She actually did blow me 6 years ago at a Halloween party and he never found out.
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Who here inadvertently got to 2nd base? 2017-06-30 10:30:03 Post No.38065878
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Who here inadvertently got to 2nd base?
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my dentist rested my face on her breasts today.
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>>38065878
go on
tell the details
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>>38065922
thats it. I had to fight back my cum.
thats how much of a virgin i am.
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sounds like an ethics violation if true, where was this?
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Garrett made it, why can't you?
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Damnnnnn he's fucking pimp
WHERES ALEXA NAO? Lmao
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>>38065869
>same height as average girl
this needs to stop. he's embarrassing himself everyday.
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>>38065909
Try not to be so butthurt, Alexa LOL
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>first brother has blonde hair blue eyes
>second brother has blonde hair blue eyes
>i have brown hair brown eyes
WTF genetics,you screwed me over. That is totally fucked up. I swear to the spider gods this shit is fucking rigged from the begining.
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What color are the milkman's hair and eyes? :^)
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>>38065835
Thats not how it works anon. Those are all recessive shit. If your brothers had them that means both of your parents had those recessive genes which result 100% in children with those traits.
Legitimately no trolling here: the fact you didn't end up like your brother means your father is not your genetic relative get a DNA test your mothers a whore.
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>>38065931
I have brown hair and brown eyes and my brother has blond hair and blue eyes but our faces look very similar and you can tell that we're our parents' kids. Shit ain't as simple as you're making it out to be. You can carry the gene while not displaying the feature it codes for.
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You all know the rules. Everyone in the thread is civilized, until someone rolls trips. Then all hell breaks loose. How are you guys doing tonight?
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i'm doing okay anon what about you?
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>>38065742
orangutan origami
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>>38065777 we fucking lost
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What's the difference between being a sexist and being a misogynist? I see them used interchangeably.
Also how does either affect one's relationship with women?
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not sure but if one more guy on here is rude to me because i'm a woman i'm going to kill myself
sexism and misogyny are both bad it doesnt matter the specifics of them
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>>38065762
>not sure but if one more guy on here is rude to me because i'm a woman i'm going to kill myself
Just leave then. It's like going to a white suprematist forum and expecting not to be treated badly if you're non-white.
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>>38066426
so youre saying you want me to kill myself then? god you're such awful people.
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How would you fuck Anzu, anon?
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A complex system of levers and pulleys
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>>38065694
>wanting to fuck a skinny rat with makeup
c'mon man, wake up!
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Missionary creampie oregano
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TELEPHONE POLE BTFO'S 2 ROASTIES 2017-06-30 10:17:34 Post No.38065631
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TELEPHONE POLE BTFO'S 2 ROASTIES
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>VID OF CRASH IN LINK
>VID OF CRASH IN LINK
https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4654974/amp/Teenage-beauty-queen-dies-live-stream-driving.html
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i can't jerk off to this. where are the bodies?
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>>38065631
>roasties have fun and talk about how much they love life on livestream
>die immediately after
>we all talk about how much we hate life on here
>we are still here day after day
Oh the irony
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the roast is toast
i repeat
the roast is toast
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I think I'm being hit on at work 2017-06-30 10:13:36 Post No.38065560
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I think I'm being hit on at work
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>Be 21 year old intern
>Sometimes work with a lady in another building
>Puts her hand on my back when she's showing me stuff
>Finds ways to covertly touch my arms
>Stands really closely when we work together
>Treats me different than the other interns
>Always asks me what I'm doing for the weekend, what I did last weekend, or if I have "plans" but never does the same for them
>Pretty sure she's at least in her late 20's
My coworkers tell me she wants the D but I think they're fucking with me.
How would I make a move in this situation? Sometimes I get a boner when she gets so close to me. She's basically a secretary.
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When she asks about the weekend, try to ask if she has any plans and if she doesn't, ask her out for coffee or a drink or literally anything. She likes you, most robots will never get a chance like this. DON'T FUCKING WASTE IT! SEIZE THE MOMENT AND ESCAPE THIS HELL!
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>>38065599
I don't know how to without fucking it up. I'm a robot for a reason
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>>38065691
I'm quite autistic (KV, only been on one date in my life and fucked it up), but I almost help you
>go to work
>secretary asks about weekend
>reply with "Nothing much, how about you?"
>if she replies that she's doing nothing, hit her with "How about we go for coffee/a movie/drinks on friday/satutrday?"
If she actually likes you, then she'll accept the inviation, or suggest an another date. If she just rejects you or says she can't do those days (without suggesting an alternate day) then she doesn't like you. Don't fucking waste this chance.