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MS Paint is my best friend

>>39491915
So you're Pearl from SU?

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>>39491828
>what you would look like if you were a woman

Only one since they expire after 2 minutes

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Only a short text. It never expires too

none, since I'm not a dirt poor NEET loser

>>39491683
I hope he bites your dick off.

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>Dogo thinks I am going to give him chicken legs
>Smash his head in with a sledgehammer instead

Who /demonic/ here?

>>39491683
This is so bad, how could you be so evil

the true-cel-bots have moved to reddit incels

>>39491629
it became /soc/ 2.0 unfortunately.
i

>>39491629
>tried to kill myself
>this fucking meme
You either kill yourself or you don't. There is no "lol I tried to kill myself bait I failed XD" option, it's only attention whoring. Fuck off.

>>39491607
i am about 7.1 x 5.7, is that good enough?

>>39491705
>5.7, is that good enough?
stop fishing for compliments

>>39491714
i'm not, i am 28 and never had sex just wondering

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jesus christ anon. can you do anything right? trucks practically drive themselves these days.

>>39491595
Just suck him off and he'll cool down.

>>39491701
Fuck you he gets angry at the smallest things and freaks out about it.
Im debating on reporting him to HR so they can remove me from his truck. Hes really stressing me out

>>39491506
Confidence and charisma obv,

>>39491506
A chocolate dick that ejaculates money

>>39491506
Money and social status

and maybe some oregano

>>39491371
Q9550/8GB/GTX 570. I steal the honors for using a potato.

>>39491371
Same as you but a 7600K at 4.8GHz and my RAM is 3200MHz

>>39491444
Damn, anon. This rig would be perfect for emulating botw.

>>39491338
who /failedexams/ here?

>rain = no normies outside.
>good time to go outisde and buy my daily meal before rain stops
>rain is good.

>>39491409
what and where do you buy? just curious

>>39491332
When Im back to home after work and I just want to chill I watch animes where doesn't happen anything like Non Non Biyori or The Flying Witch

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>>39491332
go watch lovelive its ton of fun

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Himouto! Umaru-chan is pretty much just this. All the plots are low-risk low-reward

$10 says this was from Europe (anywhere from UK to Russia or Turkey), that's where the real degenerates on public transit are

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>>39491298
Something tells me this is from Germany.

For fuck's sake, can you imagine going there for a fucking vacation and the bus is filled with piss?

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>>39491298
I agree. How dare her be so inconsiderate to not ask someone like me to get on their knees in front of her and open their mouths so she can squirt into it.

>>39491295
Apparently he wasn't according to those who went to same school

Becoming a dictator is the only way for a robot to overcome the chad oppression.
Its no mistake so many of em are angry manlets.

This is what 'being yourself' and succeeding actually looks like.

>>39491295
he went to school in europe and was a loner with an ocd addiction to cheese.

>>39491291
Walk out, go into my room and jerk off to gay porn

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>>39491291
>"Hey sis I came in to tell you that- haha woah sorry I didn't see you doing that! Oops, well I guess I better knock next time. Sorry for the unexpected intrusion. I guess I'd better be on my way huh? Haha well don't let me stop you from having fun ok? Alright I'll catch you on the flipside. Oh yeah I forgot to tell you mom says dinner is ready. Spaghetti tonight, you know how good that always is huh? Don't wanna miss that, now do you? Ok I'll let you get back to whatever it is that you were doing alright? Haha ok sis I'll see ya later. Oh yeah and you might wanna close the door next time! And don't forget to lock it alright? I'll probably just forget about this whole ordeal and walk right in!. Oops there I go prolonging this yet again. That's such a me thing to do isn't it? Once again, sorry to have bothered you. Really I mean it! Believe it or not, I don't want to have to see you like this as much as you don't want me to see you doing this. This really is a super awkward situation! Ok bye sis have fun with whatever it is that you're doing there. Love, ya too ok? Don't ever forget that! Okay bye for realsies this time haha!"

Lay my eggs in her

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I wanna floss with your pubic hair.

>>39491257
Don't worry about it, here anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw5AiRVqfqk

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>>39491257
(You) because (You) matter, my friend

>>39491275
(You) 4 (You) as well

39491272
No (You)s for tripfags, sorry its my policy

>>39491171
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>>39491203
>nine_eleven_terrorist_plane_69
thats not funny anymore bc the normies have gotten to it

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>>39491171
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