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Anyone have any stories about the mental hospital/institution/loony bin? I think I'm probably going there soon, and I just want to know what I'm in for. I'd appreciate it.
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>>38067090
Why are you going to the Lonny Bin, anon?
Did your parents found out you don't have a Facebook?
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>>38067279
I have a very long history of mental illness and it's dipping into aggression again. I no longer have hope.
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>>38067090
It depends on what country you live in. If it's the US you are fucked. If it's the netherlands than it's basically like going on vacation

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>"fembot" thread is getting 10 replies per second right after being created
how do we stop this
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>>38067077
filter on keywords
ignore automatically
contribute to good threads
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>>38067125
this.
oregnhal
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>>38067077
Ban everyone claiming to be female, real or not.
Also the betas who give them attention.

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Is there a female version of "nerd hobbies" ?

What is a hobby or activity i can start that i will be able to easily get positive female attention just for being a man who is doing the same thing the rest of them are doing?
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>>38067030
gymnastics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r766Ik1xJWc
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>>38067030
Girls never seem to do anything else than partying and "being with friends"
Maybe that's just the roasties tho
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>>38067030
Somebody please redpill

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>"What's that Anon? You're attracted to me? Sorry, but I don't have sex with inferior beta males! You can lick my feet, though!"
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Mommy pls let me lick your feet
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>>38067018
Please step on me!!!!!!!

oregeeeenale
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>>38067018
>>"What's that Anon? You're attracted to me?
hahahahahahaha no

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Does anybody eIse on here ever get dick envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a man, but l look at my vagina and just wish l had a dick sometimes. I hate having a period. I realIy wish l could have one orgasm. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pIeasurable for men it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone here know this feeling?
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Love your pussy, girl


We are designed to have orgasm after orgasm with no lag time.

Explore your body more, and be more comfortable with it. Women get pleasure from being mentally relaxed first

Do that for me and you'll have a better week
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>>38066995
is this meme really what this board is becoming? Take this shit to /b/

sage
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>>38067044
b-but i really wish i had a dick

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I never cared about my virginity before coming on /r9k/. I did not bother me in the slightest. It never even crossed my mind. The only reason why I know consider myself part of the 'underclass', the only reason why it is something I am ashamed of, the only reason why I see myself as defined by it, is because of you guys. Not Chad. Not Stacey. You: my 'fellow robots'. Our misery is more a product of this place, and the people that inhabit it, than any aspect of ourselves.
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>>38066936
No shit retard, there used to be a general understanding that this place is a den of toxicity and you weren't supposed to come here if you couldn't handle the heat. Now get out.
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>>38066984
OP's right though. This place only sends people into a downward spiral.
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>>38066936

I still don't care about my virginity.
I just think of it as "it'll come eventually" but that will probably change since I am only 19.

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She fucks my friend, right in front of me. I haven't heard from him since, I don't think we're friends anymore.

Out of spite, or perhaps it was a punishment. She probably took him home with her. He's living my dream. Life is a cruel mistress.
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I could live to be 100 and never figure out why people think she's attractive.
She looks like a fucking man.
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>>38066928
Huh, Emma Watson's body is nowhere near as good as her face
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what's your fucking problem, she's a low class slut you could find a street prostitute just like her, were you even friends with that guy to begin with? it sounds like he probably does this kind of shit regularly. just move on already unless you wanna be a piece of trash just like them. they did you a favor letting you know what they're like .they hate you. get over it. honestly you sound kind of easy to hate even wanting to be with pieces of trash like that. just tell people that ask you about them the truth about them, and move on.

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>want car for $30,000
>realize I could get a shitton of plastic surgery for that price

Very conflicted. One of the major downsides to getting surgery is people would know about it
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>>38066922
people already know you're a massive fag so what do you have to lose
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>>38066979
i'd say a massive fag who gets surgery is worse. i'd have to move away for good
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>>38067448
you need to stop caring what people think about you mate. Fuck em

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How come I don't smell like anything when I sweat? Even other people tell me I just smell neutral after exercising, when other guys smell awful.
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Probaly cause you shower more often
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>>38066917
>How come I don't smell like anything when I sweat?
Because you have low testosterone.
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>>38067068
How can you know if you have low testosterone?

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Why do so many women like to advertise their drug use?

I'll admit i enjoy weed sometimes, but i stopped telling everyone sometime after graduating high school. And it's not attractive when women smoke all the time.

Dated a girl who at first said "you have ambition unlike so many guys. It's one of the reasons i like you." Then after awhile she rejected me and said "you're a good guy, but i want somebody who will chill and smoke with me and my friends, it's kind of my thing." She was boring as fuck so i didn't care, she was literally the 'dude weed lmao' type. So chiiiilllllll dude.
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>>38066791
you're human trash, why are you even complaining about other people that should get shoved in a gas chamber with you
fucking degenerate
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>>38066791
It's how you get free drugs as a woman.
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Woman just love to bond over superficial identify markers. It comes in so many forms it's hilarious and hugely prevalent in social media.

Chronic illness, drug use, malingering chronic illness, mental illness, etc. Woman are absorbed by rigid identity models and assimilate them readily.

Note the polyam identification in the op.

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>he thinks MBTI isn't just as faggoty as zodiac sighns

Nigga you should just start posting zodiac feel threads and zodiac tests.
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Finally someone here who gets it.

MBTI is psuedoscience shit.
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>>38066785
>born in the year of the golden pig
>am asian, get super luck
>all my non-asian friends get shit luck
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>>38067836
I am just going to start posting zodiac stuff. I am tired of all these MBTI faggots flooding this board.

Why are men playing video games all day instead of bettering themselves and working low wage jobs(if they even work)?
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>>38066735
because why not?

You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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does working a low wage job even better you? Half the time people just bitch that you should do something else with your life, go to college or join military and other things like that.

there's no way to get better in this society, you're either a genius doing MIT or scum to humanity.
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The only thing working a low wage job would help with is physical strength (if you have a hauling job or something like that)
This doesn't appeal to most men these days

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What's the longest you've ever gone without food?
I've been reading about the benefits of fasting
I managed to go two whole days without food at all and consuming only water
I started to feel a little dizzy after the seconds day so I broke the fast
anyone else tried fasting or any other forms of asceticism?
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>>38066676
Why the fuck are you fasting, you fat lard? You're fat, you need constant small adjustments to diet and lifestyle to fix it, not sudden abrupt stop to eating. Just look at your portions every day before a meal and remove 20%, that alone will get you far.

Fasting like a retard only leads to various issues, among others poisoning yourself when all the nasty shit stored in your fat from eating McDonalds and other trash gets all released into your body quickly due to the quick fat burn.
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>>38066676
Not more than 24 hours, but being a poor student or simply forgetting to eat happened a few times. I lost 5 kilos from being already underweight in a year.
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>>38066676
Anybody else get kinda shaky when they don't eat? Don't tell me I have the beetus...

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What is your favorite font anons?
I am not sure if I like avenir or geneva better. What about you? Post the font you like. No comic sans fags allowed
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Courier New
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>>38066646
Jokerman ;^)
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>>38066646
No comic sans?
Ill take impact please

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>there's three of them
how do you feel about this, fellow robots?
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>>38066630
there's three of who?
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>>38066630
KFM
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>>38066630
Its a shame they're all degenerates

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