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>>38069449
I visualize myself giving them the finger and saying fuck you, you asshole.

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>>38069449
>say "ok i'll look for one"
>then don't

>>38069449
I have a job. Also I'm 42 and my parents have passed.

>>38069439
You know you'll be fine, Noah. You always are.

>>38069439
Who do you main
I have to be sure for no blox

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>>38069477
Zero Suit Shaymus
pretty high up on the tier list and I've been reking pretty good online lately

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what is going on to all of our brains
what caused this tranny meme

>>38069459
What are you talking about, anon? This is not a meme post, I am being serious 3:<

your brain got memed and now youre messing with your body
its a thought virus

>>38069376
Nice, do I get to have sex with her?

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>>38069376
>president is a woman

>CS:GO solo queue
>join game
>"hai guiiiiiiz what's up LOL xDDDD im streaming is that ok"
>abandon match
>7 day ban

still better than the bullshit I'd have to deal with if I stayed

>>38069371
you know people asked the same question about the toys you played with as a kid.

>>38069371
This is literally no better or worse than Pogs, Crazy Bones or Tech Decks

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>>38069371
>kids play with toys
>MUH DEGENERACY

Gen Z is generally good. They like dumb trends, but they are smarter on average and are more aware of their political and social climate.

hey kokyoin

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>>38069333
Sweet trips! OK now for the real picture

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>>38069333
Hello friend!

Jotaro loves his dolphin ~

>>38069289
Having schizophrenia helps

>>38069289
If you're disabled
The government gives you money
If you are poor as shit
The government feeds you with food stamps and section 8 housing

You apply for them if you have disabilities that cause you to be unable to work or interact with society.
It also really helps if you have them well documented and have prior mental ward admissions from issues related/caused by the disabilities.
If you do apply, you will most likely be turned down on the 1st go and it takes months to apply.

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>>38069245
yes and yes. but i cant even do nofap for a single week so nofap "purists" might say otherwise

where do you find the strength? I swear I got friction burns on my dick but I still cant stop man-handling myself

EXTRA THICC

mootblox

>>38069357
I used the same tactic to /nofap/ as I did to lessen my anxiety.

In each case when I started thinking -those- thoughts, I made my mind focus on something, anything, else.

I wanted so bad to not masturbate for 7 days. Using this exercise I went from 2-3 times a day to none at all for a whole week.

It takes a shit ton of.will power but you can do it.

Looking back at how I was crying every day Im glad I know how bad of a person he is now

Ive been going out more and its easy to make friends now
Im not scared of anyone now

>>38069191
Who are some of these bad people? Tell me so I know to avoid them

>>38069389
Well the person I always hung around stopped talking to me less because I didn't "love" him
so thats a thing
plus he was mad at me for making friends with people who tormented me at my worst. I couldn't really help it. They're bad people yeah but I didn't mind having them as friends
people ive ghosted get mad at me later because I didn't want their "help" and felt like I was using them. Even though I knew later the way they would act. I don't really have to be obligated to be friends with people just because they are nice to me like they say when im having panic attacks every hour. Looking back I just wish they were less self righteous about themselves and would just ignore me so I could kill myself when I made threads crying. They asked to be my friend and so I just let them be mine.
Sorry for the long paragraph feel bad

>>38069104
You don't have friends
>you have been muted

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Make it looked like a botched autoerotic asphyxiation desu

right 'i didnt mean do this' on a note and leaf it nearby

gag then walk past

her name is lanie morgan ande she does porn
you're welceom

>>38069095
>hi how ya doing

>>38069076
just fucking do it already
you aren't getting any younger
time to sow your wild oats

>>38069076
I've gotten a shit ton of numbers and met up with somewhere between 8-10 girls. Out of all the numbers you get (honestly the easiest part desu) half of them will ghost you or make up some bullshit excuse last minute, then never responds to your texts again.

Out of those 8-10 girls I met up with, I had sex with 3 of them and made out with one of them. So in my experience it's less than a 50% success rate. My number could've been one higher, but I fucked up and tried to make her my gf when she only wanted to fuck (didn't realize until after, oh well)

All in all, I've matched with some hot stacies using this thing, so that makes me feel good about myself. I'll be honest though every girl I fucked has been meh, haven't had sex with any extremely attractive women yet. But it's also annoying because the app will seem to give you periods of a lot of success (tons of matches) and then go weeks without giving you anything.

But yeah, I'd definitely try it. This app makes it easier to meet women and makes it easy for you to get experience before making moves on other hot girls you meet irl. The failures don't sting as much because you don't know them and you learn a lot, too.

>Matched a few (3-4) people over the 2 weeks I have it downloaded
>Only one girl starts the conversation, says some normie thing like, "if you were netflix, I would watch you all day."
>Has the same name as my sister, so just curve her
>Say, "Hey, what's up?" to the other 2-3 matches I have
>Only one really responds and has interest
>Mostly talking to me just because I am Filipino-whitey mix as she is the same
>Exchange normie books
>Both say we are only really looking for friends/people to hang out with
>Might see her this monday or some time later next week

Tinder isn't really that exciting. I would just say that your first pic is the main thing that needs to be enticing. Everything else can be an afterthought.

>>38069057
what you been up to?

>not much
there's probably some witty retort you can use if she says this

>>38069057
just lie faget

"Oh I'm good! me and my bf just got back from a 4 month europe backpacking trip. It was so fun but I'm glad to be back home, etc"

>>38069057
She's supposed to say
>how about you?
If she hasn't you're fucked m8. Just ask if she's done anything exciting recently.

>going to college
Your dad is a retard and you are too.

>>38069056
Probably riding affirmative action gibz. No one cares what school you go to.. just distinguish yourself when you get there.

>>38069089
This is true

I dropped out of high school and a kid going to MIT was served me a hamburger at Culvers.

Stemcucks when will they learn

>>38069035
A, because I'm thinking this is a choose your own adventure kind of thread

>>38069035
I just drive back to my house after calling the police? Why would I squat in a dead guy's house

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>>38069049
You cut the rope from the tree and the skeleton falls and breaks into many pieces

do you:
>A: cover it with a tarp and throw dirt on top
>B: pick up as many bones as you can and move them inside
>C: cut your losses and call the police (last chance)