so i shoved a safe pin into and then maneuvered it into the benis but i think it scrapped against inside of benis because now benis hurts and when i go to the toliet i piss blood
should i go to the hospital or will it stop on its own has anyone else here attempted this? this is genuine and im not sure if i should seek medical help
seriously i need help with this im concerned people
>>39492364
I hope you have learned your lesson, anon.
I'm not a doctor or anything but I don't think such a minor injury will cause any najor problems as long as it's not infected. Do you piss a lot of blood or is your urin just slightly red? Does blood also drip out on it's own or only if you pee? If the latter for both of these, it'll most likely heal on its own, just keep your dick clean to prevent an infection and drink enough water to flush anything bad out. However if it's worsening in the next couple of days or hasn't healed at all in about a weeks time you really should go see a doctor. Especially if you're having trouble peeing. Be more careful next time and stay away from sharp/metal objects
>>39492364
>when i go to the toliet i piss blood
If blood ever comes out of an orifice, go to the fucking doctor, retard.
love life , sex and children
Well I do love sex and children
i hate those three
especially children
and humans are so bad at taking care of their children
>get drunk
>roommates clearly avoiding you next day
Thats what happens when a robot temporarily gets a bit more happy and talkative, normies dislike you even more
>>39492233
iktf bruh
ignorance is bliss
you're literally doing god's work
You probably lost control of your faculties and said something strange or perhaps offensive- or were overly aggressive about something.
>>39492233
>Anon enters home screaming
>REEEEEEE NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUT
>REEEEEEE TRAPS ARENT GAY, I WANT TO FUCK YOUR BOIPUSSI WHILE SUCKING YOUR TRAP DICK
>REEEEEEE
>Anon lays in the floor and starts crying
>Roommate is terrified
>day three and I still haven't met my housemates
>>39492224
so what's the fucking problem you dumb piece of shit.
>>39492320
My autism is the problem
>>39492332
I'm leaving, I'm not going to forcibly extract information from you once sentence at a time. good luck with your "problem"
>sorry anon you are not my type
>>39492200
That's what I usually say because I hate almost every human being who talks to me and it's the most polite way to say: Stop fucking annoying me and get lost somewhere else.
>>39492234
t. Chad cock worshipping roastie
>>39492200
"AND YOU'RE A DUMB BITCH"
>he doesn't check r9k first thing every morning to reinforce his hatred-fueled worldview and euthanize any chance of having a good day
normies get out
>>39492168
wow dude, maybe chill out?!
>>39492168
That like masturbating your hate.
>>39492168
Because I do not need to come on r9k to reinforce my hatred
>tfw day 10 of nofap
Who else is doing it?
I'm gonna do it for nofap November
doing no porn and lowfap. haven't watched it in 3 days and only jerked it once a day at night
godspeed anon
>>39492145
Hell yeah, let's go. I'm only 3 days in though
Wagie's last day of freedom edition
I thought being a wagie would make my life feel better now I have purpose
I was wrong
Second for waifus
>>39492116
>I was looking for a job and then I found a job
>and heaven knows I'm miserable now
I was never skint until I became a wageslave
even though bennies are a pittance, they're regular and frequent
>hanging out with friends
>just sitting outside talking shit
>female friend asks if she can rest her legs on my lap
>try to play it cool so I just shrug and say "yeah I guess"
>she removes her sandals and reveals a perfect pair of feet
>probably has pedicure regularly or something
>get a boner but luckily my dick is small so no one notices
>she puts her feet almost on my dick
>she lets outs a light moan before saying "oh my god it feels so nice after walking around all day"
>we stay there for an hour or two
>girl moves her feet around a lot probably unconsciously which causes them to stroke against my tiny boner
>close to cumming but manage to control myself
>when we leave she takes down her legs and says "thanks anon" and smiles at me
this happened yesterday and was the best day of my life so far and probably the closest to sex I'll ever be
This is incredibly common with women and has been happening to me since the 6th grade. I believe the majority of females have a foot fetish. I also believe that if she's putting her feet on you, she most likely wants to fuck, as nearly all the girls who put their feet on me also wanted sex.
girls love propping their legs and feet up on guys. i have experience it and seen it often. i don't get it. i have never had the desire to prop my legs or feet up on a woman. my wife throws her leg on top of mine when we are in bed next to each other. it's like a reflex or something. weird.
in highschool we had to do a """research paper""" on something in the DSM and i chose fetishes as a meme, something like 1/3rd of all people, regardless of gender, have a foot fetish. its literally the most common fetish but NOBODY will admit it irl because why would you
who /comfy/ out here?
get in here robots lets have a /comfy/ sunday
>>39492063
Thisanon is da comfy.
>>39492063
It's 1:19am Monday morning now and I'm on the couch with the heater on, a blanket over my lap with the food network on in the background. Man Vs Food comes on in 10 minutes.
I'm now officially unemployed for one week. Haven't even looked at jobs yet. Getting a $20k payout from old job but it hasn't been deposited yet. No fucking idea what I'm gonna do with my life.
Nice to see a comfy thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoBj0xW1uXg
Hey /r9k/, I want to play Stellaris with others but I have no one to do that, so I thought I'd ask if a kind anon wants to play it with me. Bonus points for european timezone and if you can play all day.
If you are interested please befriend me on discord: "Velsora#1389"
Thanks!
>>39492041
What's the game about? How much is it?
>>39492117
It's a strategy sci-fi game, in short you create your own civ and establish your people in a galaxy. From research and exploration to diplomacy and war, there are many things you can do, it's kind of similar to the Civilization series if you know that.
>>39492117
Oh I forgot to answer your second question, it is 16 eurodollars on mmoga.com right now, steam has it listed for a little less than 40.
>https://www.mmoga.com/Steam-Games/Stellaris.html
If I remember right it was on humble bundle some time ago, so you could probably find it cheaper somewhere.
Is there a woman in your life that you find funny?
There isn't a woman in my life.
>>39492019
Everyone says that I'm dead serious but I make some dead inside jokes and people seems to find them funny.
>tfw jokes to advanced for normies to understand them
share your robotic creations please
anything you yourself made
It's hard to explain what I do.
https://soundcloud.com/shreddedpants/a-little-boy-once-smoked-too-much-weed
soundcloud.com/basementvacation
download some shit for free and it'll give me some self esteem
I draw porn for money so one day I can fund my shitty indie game and live the NEET dream.
>>39493032
post both
>tfw your dick is so big, you have to piss standing up before shitting because if you put it between your legs it will touch the bowl
Anyone else have this problem?
>>39491881
I wish I did, that sounds amazing tbqh
i do,
i have a 2 face and a huge cock, LOL
fuckign life and shit genetics.
>>39491881
nice humble brag but this would never happen unless you have a chub
I just spent the last two hour throwing up and crying due to being hung over AMA
>>39491830
Did you make this thread for low risk (You)s because until now you were unable to satisfy your unsated internet addiction, due to your phone being too bright to look at?
>>39492072
I made this thread to share my story; I'm gonna shoot up my uni in two weeks. I figure I should tell the world something about me.
If you were in jail would you make wine out of the toilet water