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>mommy caught me masturbating
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Was it milf incest porn?
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wtf is she going to do? tell you not to?
mines did that when i was 13 and i just screamed at her. she never opened my door ever again
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Did she put her fingers inside you and call you a dirty little whore?
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Why are fat people bitter assholes 2017-07-01 03:49:57 Post No.38071333
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Why are fat people bitter assholes
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Why do fat people have such bad personalities?
>server at a restaurant
>2 obese guys walk in
>1 obese woman walks in with them
(Shes visibly smaller though)
>one of the obese guys goes to use the bathroom and the obese girl ordered his drink for him
>other obese guy literally pulls his laptop out and asks me for the Wi-Fi at a restaurant
>forget to give it to him but one of the other waiters probably did though
>he literally gets everything for the girl and doesn't let her order anything
>girl gets visibly depressed
>he walks and talks like an asshole chad
>the black obese guy that got his drink chosen for him was actually pretty chill
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>>38071333
faggot you don't get to insult my boy joey
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>>38072531
YEAH THIS DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT JOEY
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>>38071333
>Why do fat people have such bad personalities?
>the black obese guy that got his drink chosen for him was actually pretty chill
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We sissy brown boys are made for superior white cocks, daily reminder.
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>>38071287
No you're made for intense loving and caring.
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>>38071334
>No you're made for intense loving and caring.
:3
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>tfw no brown boyfriend
i want to make you feel like a girl
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Who here thinks /uncutdicksareabsolutelydisgusting/
Look at this shit, it's absolutely disgusting. Why do you guys think uncut is better than cut? Cut dicks are much more pleasing aesthetically.
>"m-muh Jews!"
You live for them. You are fucked up the ass with shit to pay for, and yet your dick is what you worry about? Also a lot of Jews don't do uncut either, so fuck off with that shit. Uncutfags are disgusting.
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They look much better, actually
No giant scar all the way around the dick and the glans doesn't look like a desert or a burn victim. Also if foreskin coverage isn't your thing, most of them aren't covered when they're erect. You're being jewed by social norms to be honest
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Can someone actually answer once and for all if circumcision reduces pleasure? And if so, by how much?
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>cutfags don't know the foreskin retracts.
I like to imagine its like the little mouth that Xenos have in the Alien franchise.
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How the fuck do anuses prolapse?? What the hell do you do when your anus prolapses?? Does it hurt or does it feel good? Could my anus randomly prolapse while I'm taking a shit or something???
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>Does it feel good
Anon I put three fingers in without using lube and now I'm scared to push out because a little bit points out like some kind of boipussy clit thing. Do you really think that boosts my confidence in any way?
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Theoretically a very, very large and hard piece of shit could cause a small prolapse but nothing like in porn. I'm nearly certain it doesn't feel good. Probably feels like bad diarrhea with your ass on fire. It happens as the rectum is pulled, bruised, and swollen from penetration.
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>>38071299
>some kind of boipussy clit thing.
go on
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You are struck by lightening and die, however, God admires you.
You are allowed to design your own heaven. What is your heaven like?
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>>38071250
I get to live as the mc of a happy fluffy slice of life anime world.
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>>38071250
Waking up again as a child with all prior knowledge and only good memories. That second chance from the beginning to do things all over again.
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>>38071250
everything is made of lactating breasts
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>you realize all traps are mentally ill with low self esteem
>still sympathize with them and want to save them
>they spew hate back at you, but you still want to save them
anyone can rp as a woman if they want, why are you doing this to yourself? It won't make you happy, all the traps who hook up with guys end u regretting it or hating it you are literally pushing this meme too far because you're crying out for help.
You have to help yourself, you have to become daddies.
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>>38071247
First, save yourself then save thoes who arent already off the deepend. They're trans for a gpod reason.Ive been where you are. Believe me it goes nowhere.
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>>38072403
Fine, the get the beam out of your own eye argument works well with me.
I've heard Jesus's supernatural wisdom is evidence of his devine status and the bible's veracity.
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>>38072675
I just see it as practical advice. Im not too concerned with wether the bible is valid or not.
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Productivity Challenege Night 4 2017-07-01 03:34:13 Post No.38071116
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Productivity Challenege Night 4
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I encourage all my fellow robots to join me yet again for another productivity challenge,
The rules are simple.
>Roll and whatever the last 2 digits of you post number are will be the number of minutes you have to be productive before taking a break.
>The task you choose to dedicate this time to is up to you, as long as its something you consider to be productive, whether its cleaning, reading, working out, art, whatever.
>Feel free to mix it up if you complete a task before the time is up.
Getting an early start tonight with a workout!
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>>38071116
well that was hardly a warm up. LET GET SERIOUS!
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rararararoll
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>>38071357
Rolling a gain!
99 get!
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Does anyone here shoplift? What are your stories, tips, rules, etc?
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>>38071077
I never pay for socks or underwear because I stuff them into my jacket and walk out of the store. I just do it when I'm alone and crouch down so I'm out of vision for cameras
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>>38071077
I steal "loafers" or shoes from wal-mart by just cutting the price tags and putting them on my feet. I either switch out a pair I was originally wearing and planning to get rid of or I put it in my bag.
I haven't done that shit in 6 years, though. If you're over 18 and still shoplifting, you're either fucking pathetic or a junkie or both.
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What are you doing shoplifting in my good christian neighborhood
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Dis pic how I feel living in Austin
>TFW only black bot in the city
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I'd rather live in Austin than any other conservative shithole in Texas.
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>>38071036
said the nu-male cuck with much excitement in his voice, for his new lover, jamal was coming over in an hour.
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>>38071026
tx?
I was born there and moved out 5 years ago. I'm on neetbux now cause im disabled and I'm getting a subsidized apartment downtown on Trinity street real soon. Can't wait :^)
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>start working at a restaurant
>ask where the employee bathroom is
>owner pulls a curtain
>the toilet is literally in the middle of the kitchen, behind a shower curtain
>it's like completely exposed to the kitchen if the curtain is not there
>if someone takes a shit the smell constantly carries over into the meals while we're cooking
>there's no sink in there either, we have to wash our hands in the same place we wash fruits and cook with
>people fucking eat here and have no idea
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>>38071021
Did you report it? You should at least threaten to report it and blackmail your boss into giving you a pay rise.
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>>38071798
Might work. I would refuse to work at a place like that though.
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>>38071798
This. How often are these places inspected? WTF
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>like this girl
>shyfag so never talk to her
>end of year nearing
>haulass.jpg
>ask her friend where she is so i can ask her out
>friend says i'm being creepy
>year ends
>i don't see her
>ask her out a week later on facebook messenger
>says no, but might have said yes if i just said it in person
>says my actions were unsettling
>asks me to not contact her again
Was I being creepy, /r9k/?
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>>38070944
No, you were being ugly
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>>38071095
This
If you were attractive or rich, you'd have fucked her ten times by now.
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Go after women not girls, thats your problem. her answer was childish and speaks of her maturity level.
>You're faced with an ultimatum by a super very evil wizard: "You have two options, either grilled cheese sandwiches no longer exist or peanut butter and jelly sandwiches no longer exist."
Which do you choose robots, and why?
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PB&J goes because I could still make a plain peanut butter sandwich and a pain jelly sandwich and just stuff them both in my gaping maw at the same time.
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>>38070915
I would be probably have to stop being vegetarian. Unless i can get rid of pb & j and use nutella instead
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>>38070974
C H E A T I N G D E T E C T E D : M O D S !
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>dick not small enough to get humiliated
>also not big enough for any woman to like it
I-I don't know what to do.
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>Why do you always look sad?
>MFW some random cleaning lady asks if I'm depressed
>MFW literally no one else has ever asked or acted like they cared
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>>38070882
>at work
>"YOU DON'T TALK A LOT DO YOU"
same girl tried to bang nigger but he was christian, we got along.
this world sucks
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>>38070854
worst feel, 7.5 inches is heck.
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please leave a unique comment in this thread
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Sup homo
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