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>respecting roasties
cmon man

>don't talk to any girls at work
>get really nervous whenever one of them is in my work area and do everything I can to ignore them
>they probably think I'm a creep

Why couldn't I be normal

>>38075112
Thank you for the reminder.
Abstain from all female presence. Do not acknowledge the females. Do not reveal your power level.

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>>38075028
Yes and I felt the warmth and softness of her pussy through her shorts

No
I'm short and scrawny and the only girls that ever gave me the time of day weighed twice what I did, they'd snap my spine

>>38075039
This seems like a nice feel. Look at that girls bare legs around his head too.

>>38075014
Are you me? Thats the same shit I notice

fuck I have almost all of that. even all the plastic surgery in the world couldn't fix me. we were born to be wizards.

You just described the stereotypical jew lol. Btw, i have a friend that looks like you described and he's got a girlfriend before i ever did and she's hot af. So don't lose hope anon

just a reminder
albert fish is normie tier

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Edmund Kemper, otherwise known as "The Coed Killer" because he committed the murders in my home town. I'm a simple person.

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The Axeman of New Orleans.

From his letter,

>Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a most horrible murderer, which I am, but I could be much worse if I wanted to. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. At will I could slay thousands of your best citizens, for I am in close relationship with the Angel of Death.

>Now, to be exact, at 12:15 (earthly time) on next Tuesday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans. In my infinite mercy, I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is:

>I am very fond of jazz music, and I swear by all the devils in the nether regions that every person shall be spared in whose home a jazz band is in full swing at the time I have just mentioned. If everyone has a jazz band going, well, then, so much the better for you people. One thing is certain and that is that some of your people who do not jazz it on Tuesday night (if there be any) will get the axe.

>Well, as I am cold and crave the warmth of my native Tartarus, and it is about time I leave your earthly home, I will cease my discourse. Hoping that thou wilt publish this, that it may go well with thee, I have been, am and will be the worst spirit that ever existed either in fact or realm of fancy.

>The Axeman

talking with people and having friends

I don't know how they do it though desu I can't keep up with one person

I m a full blown robot but as a teenager i was a normie and had friends.
Now my I am also online max 30 minutes ago.
I dont know I have no friends anymore and dont go out and it feels like the only connection I have left with people. Just seeing what they do. It is like an addiction

>>38074922
Look at memes

those who are sick require a doctor

someone plz respond to me thread

>>38075882
okay
ok

>>38074880
It's always the weird guys who bald first. I bet you were despicable and now youre balding

>>38074903
I've never had a girlfriend but I would say I have quite a few really close friends

>>38074880
Start using rogaine or nioxin to try to save some of your hair. I had a lot of hairfall due to stress and it really helped. It's not a miracle cure but I've noticed about half as much hair falls out in the shower when I wash my hair.

>>38074872
Stop doing this to yourself anon, really. It's not healthy my dude. There are good women out there, I have no fucking clue where but I'm sure there's like, I dunno, one or maybe two somewhere.

>>38074916
LIES!!!

There is no hope. We are forever screwed for life. The west has degraded into a purely hedonistic society. Only the attractive, social and very intelligent can prosper in this world.

There is no place for beta loser males in today's world.

Even if that was a good description of the "average" women, by virtue of an average there would be plenty who weren't like that at all.

The average modern day man is a retarded pathetic beta, does that mean that there's nothing to be gained by attempting to make friends with any guys at all?

who here night owl?

>>38074817
>Rei#2315
>>37788272
You do this often?

>>38074835
yes actually I do lmao

>>38074802
if by now you don't feel complete, you have autism
i'm terribly sorry

>>38074802
Get a dog they complete some people.

>>38074802
You probably have no significant goals

>>38074793
I don't have a solution, but filing your teeth down could easily weaken them if too much enamel is taken off

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>>38074793
>maybe filing my teeth down
what in the ever living fuck anon. no, just no.

>>38074793
You don't look bad, from the side you look meh but most people aren't looking at you there anyway

>>38074776
This isn't a trap, this is a girl.

Delete this disgusting post.

>>38074776
What are those overflowing thigh meat called?

>>38074776
>it's gotten so bad OP can't tell the diff anymore
go outside more

I don't think I'm in your country

>>38074736
>race mixing
Feel free to keep your country halfcast.

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>>38074736
No argument from me on that one. As long as we can have multiple goddesses that is.

get one, ya dummy

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>>38074732
>used to phantazise about being able to drive around in the car while blasting music like chads do and scream along to the lyrics for I'd be alone and isolated in the car unlike home where everybody could hear me scream
>used to dream about driving out at night to some field and gaze at the nightsky from the hood of the car

Get drivers license at age 23.

>too afraid to get distracted by the music while driving because I have the attention span of a 3 yr old so I don't play any music
>too afraid to drive in the dark because my eyesight is not the best even though I wear glasses

It is worse to be able to do it and not do it than to yearn for it and never getting it

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>>38074732
>don't have militairy training
>have a dream about being dropped into a warzone

>>38074706
>not seeding
Fucking scumbags like you are the reason why honor doesn't exist among the public torrents community

>>38074706
How can someone be this retarded about torrents in 2017?

even if you don't seed you are part of the seeding pool. You will get DMCA notices if you torrent shit that is consumed by normals.

My suggestion - get better taste, stop consuming American pornography or media

>>38074744
I only seed for fansubs. I'm not risking another copyright notice from CenturyShit