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>Hi anon! I'm ready for the sleepover now! What are we gonna do first huh?! Are we gonna make smores? Are we gonna play spin the bottle? Huh!?
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>>38075590
We're going to have sex. My dick will be in your mouth, and then your pussy.
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>>38075590
We are going to play chess. ALL NIGHT
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>>38075590
Lets get drunk and watch shameless
>boss tells me to work together on a project with a cutie
>we worked together all the day
>i thought we actually had a good time
>yesterday I joined her during launch time
>i thought we actually had a good time
>today I asked her out on facebook
>she saw my message and she didn't reply
>her stacy best friends messaged me "omg she is not intrested in you how can you be so blind, just leave her alone"
how can normies overcome after something like this? I am feeling like a worthless trash.
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You understand that getting along with a woman doesn't necessarily mean she wants to be in a relationship with you?
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Normies don't get into situations like this because they are socially aware
Just don't bother with female co-workers in the future it saves a lot of headache
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>>38075572
FUCK YOU
I JUST DID WHAT EVERY SINGLE CHAD WOULD DO WHY IS THAT SO BAD
I KNOW I AM NOT CHAD BUT GODDAMNIT
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>can't have a sex with a girl
>can't be a homo either
>can't even kill my self
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>>38075542
iktfb.
>attempt going out and being normie
>0 success
>try to make a tinder since apparently that's the way now
>0 matches
I'm pretty close to giving up completely, i'm the biggest loser of a group of losers, every time. I feel like double d from ed ed n eddy. What a failure. At least I've got my guitar and my laptop.
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>>38075542
life is hard. girls havnt shown the slightest bit of interest in me since i started losing my hair and im too shy to strike up a conversation with a girl. i dont feel especially lonely because i hangout with my family but i know im going to really regret my life in the future.
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>>38075542
You canbee yourseIf.
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> there are rich people on this board
why?
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Plenty of rich people are autistic losers anon
Hell if you grow up rich I'd say it likely contributes towards it
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I would assume it's less rich people that made their own fortune through effort and determination, and more coddled rich kids who grew up to be losers after a very sheltered childhood
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>>38075505
why cant they just buy more shit
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Hey wagie, its me again. How've you been? Not so good? Aww, I'm sorry to hear that.
While you've been slaving away for Mr. Shekelstein, I've made progress on my novel. Its about a space station floating between the milky way and andromeda galaxies. The themes include divergent evolution, cultural exchange, and black market trading underground at the station. Its bound to be a big hit when it hits the shelves.
Hey, haven't you always fantasized about writing a novel? Tut tut, too bad. If only you had more time.
Oh, but wait, I haven't gotten to the best part yet. You see, whenever you talk about my future, you seem to think things aren't going to go well for me. Well, you'd be wrong about that. I get neetbux every week as well as inheritance from my wealthy parents. I also get an allowance. Do you get an allowance? I bet not, your parents don't love you enough to give you money and buy you food. Must be why you're a wagie in the first place.
Better wrap this up now. You need to get back to work. Another day, another dollar, amiright?
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>space station
>between galaxies
That's dumb as shit
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Some next level NEETposting right here.
Did your gubbux come in yet?
Idk what I'm going to do with all this backpay. Probably buy a new car, all on the government's dime
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Greetings neetcuck
How's the pocket pussy?
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How many times do you think you've been filmed even accidentally by someone else?
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>>38075383
I was filmed for my high school's graduation ceremony for the people that wanted a DVD of it.This was almost a decade ago.
But total strangers, either on purpose or accident? I have no idea. Probably more than once.
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I was filmed in a documentary when I was a kid. Cameraman was filming public spaces and focused on me sitting on a park bench for a few seconds. This is according to parents' friends who apparently saw me on tv, never seen it myself
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>there is a video somewhere on the internet of me dressed up as a mime for a high school project
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Fact: Most people have no empathy.
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>>38075317
Fact: Most people have no mp3s.
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>>38075317
correction: most people only care about their self interest and any notion of social achievement and togetherness is just a byproduct of hoping that themselves individually will get something out of it.
most people do have empathy anon. not everyone has assburgers.
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Fact: Most black people have no empathy.
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>on my slow ascent to normiedom
>start new job bartending
>Usually on shift with a young guy (Elliot) and like 5 women
>they all seem to get along fine
>not even a minute after Elliot leaves they start bitching about him
>Really hateful stuff, saying they can't stand him, he's a annoying creep etc.
>even unironically call him "smelliot" behind his back because apparently he has BO (I've never noticed)
>will stop the second he's about, go back to smiling and joking with him
This job has made me so fucking paranoid around any group of women, there would be absolutely no way to tell whether or not they're just straight up deceiving you as a group and actually despise you and constantly mock you or whether they're being genuinely friendly
I want off this ride
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>>38075314
The real ruse is they don't actually hate him, they just do it to entertain themselves
just remember that anything anyone says is meaningless, only actions count
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>>38075359
>only actions count
They actively compete to get shifts that aren't with him, they really do seem to hate him
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>>38075395
well they're bitches then
don't let the bitches get to you
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Why robots? What am i doing wrong?
I recently got into a relationship for the first time and it had already been 3 months. I try so hard to be the best girlfriend for him. Everyday i'll ask him how hes doing and wish him a good morning and a good night, often drawing small images of us hugging and sending them, i send him heartfelt messages on how much i like him, help him with his work, and bake for him.
However, recently I have been too busy and couldnt see him for the past week and tried to make up for it by messaging nice things. This only made me realize how much he doesn't care. He admits that he one word responds to me to stop the conversation before and that hes too lazy to put in effort. What the actual fuck? it feels like im just some entertainment and that he doesnt care for me...
Is there anyway i can test this? What should i do? I love him so much but i seriously feel that if i dont message him, he wouldnt bother to start the conversation like he once did.
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kill urself roast
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I dont know what to say anon. He sounds either depressed or like a person without empathic. How'd y'all meet
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>>38075277
get the fuck off my board roastie
>You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
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Anyone here actually thinking about a robbing a bank irl?I am pretty done with life.We play a lot of a payday with my friends and we have acess to guns.The only issue is something goes wrong and we fuck up killing someone or something.What do you guys think should we try?
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Absolutely not, moron.
It's not as simple as this dumb game shows it.
You go in there with a gun, all you'll get is locked doors and a prison sentence.
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>Video games teach me the correct skills and procedures for dangerous crimes.
Fucking dipshit
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>>38075276
>robbing a bank irl
>in the age of digital money
Go back to writing your fanfics.
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Is squirting baby oil into a sock a good way to masturbate?
I also have coconut oil and another sock, and a plastic cup and napkins
Should I put coconut oil into the sock? What do you recommend?
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Just use the oil on your hand? What does the sock add?
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>>38075227
>Just use the oil on your hand? What does the sock add?
No cleanup
Can take the sock and throw it away
See the way I fap is laying under my blankets so I'm nice and warm
So the sock prevents blankets from being covered in cum
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>>38075241
>No cleanup
>oily sock under blankets
>????
>oil covered blankets
I think there's a flaw in your master plan
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I need to speak to that anon who wants a Jawbreaker-loving fembot.
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Hello
And oregano
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I'm not that anon but I also love Jawbreaker. Which is your favorite album? I wish I could find similar bands with gruff vocals like this. Blake's other bands haven't resonated with me as much.I'm also a grill but that doesn't really matter.
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>>38075389
Posted. Dear You, as much shit as it gets.
I just want a guy to write a song like Million about me :'(
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There is so much fairness in life. The poor basically exist to work for the rich to keep them rich, and the same goes for any other sort of inequality. Why even live?
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>>38075161
Because my waifu Tsuyu exists. Somehwhere.
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>>38075161
>The poor basically exist to work for the rich to keep them rich
I mean, only if they're too retarded to become rich.
Fucking idiot, get off your iPhone and get back to work, I have patients waiting to see me at the front desk.
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>>38075161
>Why even live?
To advance your Nation, and your People.
Don't identify with your "class", that is a product of Jewish Communist thought, designed to weaken your Nation.
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Why do they like getting scratched right there?
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Mine doesn't like getting scratched there.
idk
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>>38075151
They have a bunch of nerves and glands back there.
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>>38075151
it simulates sex
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>Be me two weeks ago.
>Bored so I decide to create a catfish account to laugh at roasties on a dating app in my country.
>Three days later I find that a little boring and decide to create a new account onokcupid to (((troll))) worldwide.
>It's cool, I can talk some shit to thousands of bitches all over the world.
>One night I contact a random polish girl.
>She responds.
>Seeing her profile I find out she is the perfect cutie - She is made to image.
>Looking at her public answers I realise she's better than perfect.
>fuck!theonlygirlIcouldloveis3000kmaway.mp3
>We had a good conversation but today she does not answer anymore
>Makes me angry and desperate.
>Days past without any word from word.
>Browse Elliot's video to forget about it
>She is polish, I remember, "should I invade Poland?", I ask myself.
>Start hating this bitch for not responding me.
And an idea comes to my mind: I want to create multiplre fake accounts. Try hard to make love one of my accounts and then ignore her and enjoying HER despair. I want to make her mown for my pleasure. I want a revenge.
But am I not going to far? Is my desire of vengeance legitimate? I am asking this to be sure I am not too hysterical before I start (or not) the YOU'LLPAYFORIGNORINGMEFUCKINGBITCH operation.
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>>38075144
Thats closer to stalking and kinda creepy 2bh. You made it to have fun and let yourself take it personal ans get hurt instead. Dont act like a crazy person op. Go back to having fun
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What's the meaning of "2bh"?
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>>38075225
>2bh
To Be Honest